Chilly Poetry

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A_Bug_That_Thinks: Mar 16, 2011; ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Today I was walking through the bitter wind with my friend-neighbor. I said "it's colder than chilly billy's little willy".

He gave me a disgusted look and told me to shut up, but in an angrier voice than he usually does when telling me to shut up (he's a veteran).

In response I said "Don't be mad at me tom. Youre one of the only friends I've had since high school. The loneliness is real". In a lower voice, like a secret, I added "It's made me feel cold. Like the poor little willy on chilly billy."

At this, he exploded, yelling at me about how he's in pain and in no mood for my poo poo and its cold so hes going home. When we got back to my place, and were smoking, i said i was aorry and that ibdidnt mean my poem to be so abrasive. He said that it was nothing, he was just fatigued and it confused him.

I told him that it was okay to want to be high, he didnt have to have a phantom back pain. He then proceeded to manhandle me while talking about the stripes on his marine core karate belt

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chilly billy willy sucky

# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:07

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

there once was a man from nantucket

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:07

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

Nooner posted:

there once was a man from nantucket

whose op was so long i said fuckit

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:10

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

aorry about your thread, op

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:34

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

free hubcaps posted:

whose op was so long i said fuckit

Chili bride he wed

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:41

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

It�s Chilly Willy

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:54

Telebite: Aug 23, 2018

http://chilll.ytmnd.com/

# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:07

Macnult: Jul 7, 2013

manic ramblings typed in garamond font placed next to a continuous line drawing of a couple walking in the snow

# ? Mar 5, 2019 06:05

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Chili with beans
Makes my heart full of pins

# ? Mar 5, 2019 06:08

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

Billy's silly chilly fell on his
Lap
Where he sat, by his cat, on a mat in his
Car.
Where smoked tar, opened a jar and ate a Mars bar.

zaepg fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Oct 27, 2019

# ? Oct 27, 2019 04:52

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gets mad about the fast food place being out of duck sauce, punches child working behind counter in the face

Its cool guys, hes a veteran.

# ? Oct 27, 2019 04:59

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Today I was walking through the bitter wind with my friend-neighbor. I said "it's colder than chilly billy's little willy".

He gave me a disgusted look and told me to shut up, but in an angrier voice than he usually does when telling me to shut up (he's a veteran).

In response I said "Don't be mad at me tom. Youre one of the only friends I've had since high school. The loneliness is real". In a lower voice, like a secret, I added "It's made me feel cold. Like the poor little willy on chilly billy."

At this, he exploded, yelling at me about how he's in pain and in no mood for my poo poo and its cold so hes going home. When we got back to my place, and were smoking, i said i was aorry and that ibdidnt mean my poem to be so abrasive. He said that it was nothing, he was just fatigued and it confused him.

I told him that it was okay to want to be high, he didnt have to have a phantom back pain. He then proceeded to manhandle me while talking about the stripes on his marine core karate belt

It�s a pretty good attempt at a thread op. Voteted

# ? Oct 27, 2019 05:05