Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Judge Judy is just Joe Pesci with a sex change

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

After discovery, she subpoenad my peener to stand, but it had already pleaded guilty to a lesser charge, so she just dismissed it.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
is she dead

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Big Beef City posted:

After discovery, she subpoenad my peener to stand, but it had already pleaded guilty to a lesser charge, so she just dismissed it.

I was there as the hung jury

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Wanna gently caress poor hating TV judge grandma.

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Smudged Booty

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL



Whoa. Judy was a babe

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
God I would jerk off while she berated me to my face <3

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Gaunab posted:



Whoa. Judy was a babe

judy still is a babe. a highly problematic babe. everything about this post is problematic :cripes:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

that bailiff has the best gig of all time

just stand there and shut up and hassle people who get out of line, rake in all that cheese

hes a rent a cop but for bailiffs. salute to you, mr bird

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sludge Boobies

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i want judge judy to hold me and tell me im good

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
OH poo poo

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I would like to be romantically involved with judge Judy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
she did an episode of the norm show

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
norm has a crush on judge judy and he did not attempt to hide it :3

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
There should be a porn version, "Judge Nudey," where people take their sexual arguments to the Judge and she fucks whoever she thinks is in the right.

e: Doesn't have to be the real Judge Judy. But it would be better if it was.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sunswipe posted:

There should be a porn version, "Judge Nudey," where people take their sexual arguments to the Judge and she fucks whoever she thinks is in the right.

e: Doesn't have to be the real Judge Judy. But it would be better if it was.

Judge Booty is clearly a better title

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

It appears that Judge Judy has ditched her classic spiky doo. I am shocked to report that in the episode of Judge Judy that Im watching as I type this, she has a ponytail now. After 20+ years of viewership it's bizarre to see her like this. Ive never seen ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons without a beard but I feel that it would be similarly weird. Will this have long term repercussions for her show? Why did she adopt the ponytail?
It's weird to think how many millions of dollars ride on the success of this new haircut

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
I think all court trials should be televised and involve a lot more yelling in general. It would be good for our justice system.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Judge, Judy, and Executioner.

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's weird to think how many millions of dollars ride on the success of this new haircut

A new episode aired the next day that featured her Wal Mart Cashier Mom hairstyle again. I imagine CBS got the message that everyone hates her new look and paid Jerry Sheindlin to lop the tail off while she hung upside down, dormant in her cave.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

revmoo posted:

Would


Would



Would




:drat:

lol

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Judge Booty is clearly a better title

Nudey is the better rhyme. We need to get some market research done to see what works best.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Netflix should pick up some court room shows so you could watch Judge Judy but not have to watch 12 minutes of commercials.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Judge Booty is clearly a better title

Fudge Booty

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Judge Prudey meets Judge Nudey

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mozi posted:

Judge Prudey meets Judge Nudey

Okay seriously, my dick can’t wait any longer. Can someone get some porn producers on the phone and make this happen by like the time I’m out of work tonight???

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
How you not gonna post a pic in the op Jeeze

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply