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Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Haven't seen this classic GBS debate in a while. Which side do you fall on?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Once you trademark fruit you get good stuff hence the Halo orange.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
An apple a day keeps the op away.

Hopefully.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

eat both

high carb = high performance

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
one of the more difficult to have sex with fruits

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

one of the more difficult to have sex with fruits

Easy to smoke out of, though.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ideally on your effort days you want to go crazy high carb and on your rest days just eat meat and fiber

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

numberoneposter posted:

ideally on your effort days you want to go crazy high carb and on your rest days just eat meat and fiber

Off days are left for pooping.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It only takes me 40 apples to recover from being hit by a Moblin and they literally grow on trees lmao

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Zeluth posted:

Off days are left for pooping.
ive been eating fiberglass and whatever fresh dirt i can find, im getting pretty vascular

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

numberoneposter posted:

ive been eating fiberglass and whatever fresh dirt i can find, im getting pretty vascular

We are all here for a purpose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IbMiqIdeME

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
owning the kiddos by bringing them home happy meals full of plastic bag apple slices and misgendered toys

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Apples are healthy snacks you can eat with a few tablespoons of peanut butter alongside your apple juicebox. It's easy to eat healthy!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Aesop Poprock posted:

owning the kiddos by bringing them home happy meals full of plastic bag apple slices and misgendered toys

You need to play with a Moblin. Mind you, this dice I will hand you is off-sided.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
They help me poo poo well

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

gary oldmans diary posted:

one of the more difficult to have sex with fruits

As with their dietary value, this all depends on how you use them. If you insist on trying to penetrate them rather than be penetrated by them you will likely have a difficult time; however, as insertables they are significantly easier than many spiked fruits such as pineapple or advanced size challenges such as watermelon. For too long we have tolerated the besmirching of apples by people who misuse them.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Zeluth posted:

Easy to smoke out of, though.

try using a lime for both things

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Les Os posted:

try using a lime for both things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiUNDeuBbi8

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Raw apples give me stabbing stomach cramps. Cooked apples are fine. It's odd.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
It depends on which one you can fit in your butt.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Waltzing Along posted:

It depends on which one you can fit in your butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJncHEZ3URs

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Ask Tim Apple

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Gaunab posted:

Ask Tim Apple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtrmWnFAHYE

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


better not eat too many apples today, lots of carbs!

*eats 9 hamburger patties covered in mayo*

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Zeluth posted:

Once you trademark fruit you get good stuff hence the Halo orange.

Wait, are these good?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
People look at you like you're gross if you dip a candy bar into more caramel or raw sugar/cinnamon

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015


is how I eat apples. Apple in a bowl of water, dipping the slices.

Jalumibnkrayal
Apr 16, 2008

Ramrod XTreme
Hungry For Apples?

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

anatomi posted:

is how I eat apples. Apple in a bowl of water, dipping the slices.

This sounds very serial killer

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Store apples correctly and you have a sweet tasty snack that stays good for weeks. Pears otoh have a window of deliciousness of a couple hours, they're such bullshit.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

anatomi posted:


is how I eat apples. Apple in a bowl of water, dipping the slices.

lmao this mans a freak. loves to dip

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Too locked down and ridiculous design choices.

I prefer a true fruit of the people, a humble potat

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gary oldmans diary posted:

one of the more difficult to have sex with fruits

roxyraye.mp4

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SleepySonata posted:

This sounds very serial killer
How so? The apple puts the water on its skin. What's so weird about that?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

You are actually meant to remove the apple and drink the water. It's homeopathic apple juice.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Water water everywhere
So let’s all have a bite

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015


I slice and I slice. Sometimes the fabric of reality pushes through the skin.

anatomi fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Mar 12, 2019

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Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
An apple a day makes the OP dumb and gay.

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