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They're definitely the ones blowing things up in venezuela https://twitter.com/Megankstack/status/1105823536424280064 quote:At least two of the 10 assailants who broke into the embassy and interrogated diplomatic staff have been identified and have connections to the US intelligence agency. The CIA has denied any involvement but government sources say their response was “unconvincing.”
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.ab6f2e69b549 The washington post says the cia would not have been involved in a raid of a North Korean embassy ahead of the nuclear summit. Also they note incidentally that the US has worked with the shadowy group responsible for this before, and the embassy in Spain is where the guy running point in the negotiations for the Koreans was stationed before and that the treasure trove of information collected could be worth a lot to intelligence agencies 🤔
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Fast Luck posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.ab6f2e69b549 oh well if the washington post says it
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Collecting dirt on the negotiator a few days before the negotiations? It just doesn't check out. Even though the Spanish police are straight up saying there are CIA links here, the premise is so illogical as to preclude the US from involvement altogether.
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Fast Luck posted:Collecting dirt on the negotiator a few days before the negotiations? It just doesn't check out. Even though the Spanish police are straight up saying there are CIA links here, the premise is so illogical as to preclude the US from involvement altogether. oh yeah big brained geniuses runnin america these days for sure
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Why would you bother collecting Intel when Trump won't read any of it and will talk endlessly to KJU about how Not Mad he is about Cohen
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byob historian posted:oh yeah big brained geniuses runnin america these days for sure iran contra happened under Reagan who was suffering from Alzheimers during his entire reign
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Grapplejack posted:Why would you bother collecting Intel when Trump won't read any of it and will talk endlessly to KJU about how Not Mad he is about Cohen preparing for the increasingly slim probability that we'll have another president, one day
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spain woulda done something by now if they were going to
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the Russians have been pulling birdbrained poo poo like that these last few years, my personal favorite was the time FSB phoned in some security guards to beat the poo poo out of a CIA dude before he could enter an embassy. When nothing matters it works alright. 
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you really need to impress on the #resistance folks that the CIA are not james bond heroes but low-life rent-a-thugs, alcoholics, and boring civil servants playing "cowboys and indians"
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maybe i'm especially grouchy because i was over at mom's and she had me watch some bill maher, who she likes, and his procession of spook guests and also 99-percent-certain spooks like that former ambassador to russia who is a darling of twitter weirdos and maher at one point said "well two years ago you guys were the devil and now you're here to save america? what happened hruhhh?" played totally straight. so cynical and bad.
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https://twitter.com/jeff_kaye/status/1121128463253917696 
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Rly weird how us propaganda isn't talking about an embarassing and poorly thought kuy break in orchestrated by it's most disliked 3 letter agency
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how is the cia this bad at breaking and entering? esp when it could lead to international conflict if they're discovered not making me feel very safe rn, what do we even pay them for? abolish cia
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this has the same level of competency as everything else they try
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i want a feel-good comedy about all the zany ways they tried to kill or incapacitate fidel castro and failed
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It's good that the CIA is brave enough to start alienating our allies again. Lets see if we can get NATO to collapse
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Larry Parrish posted:It's good that the CIA is brave enough to start alienating our allies again. Lets see if we can get NATO to collapse "but then putin wins!"
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Feranon posted:i want a feel-good comedy about all the zany ways they tried to kill or incapacitate fidel castro and failed My favorite was the honeypot assassin who fell for Fidel and went rogue. Hopefully he's getting the same treatment Bill Buckley(No the other one) got when he got captured.
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yeah they wanted me to do this and i said no 1) not enough money 2) gently caress the cia 3) too many powerful experts in madrid
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:you really need to impress on the #resistance folks that the CIA are not james bond heroes but low-life rent-a-thugs, alcoholics, and boring civil servants playing "cowboys and indians" The best sell Ive found on this concept is a wonderful little film called Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0270288/ Feranon posted:i want a feel-good comedy about all the zany ways they tried to kill or incapacitate fidel castro and failed good news this is an episode of king of the hill https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0620339/ The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 21:02 on Apr 26, 2019 |
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Feranon posted:how is the cia this bad at breaking and entering? esp when it could lead to international conflict if they're discovered Cold war's been over for almost three decades. All of the agents trained for this poo poo are likely retired or too old for fieldwork.
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I'm too old for this TradeCraft.
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Xelkelvos posted:Cold war's been over for almost three decades. All of the agents trained for this poo poo are likely retired or too old for fieldwork. and they werent good at it anyway
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Chokes McGee posted:oh well if the washington post says it Yeah the wapo who is owned by Bezos who has a billion dollar deal with the CIA would never lie.
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Feranon posted:i want a feel-good comedy about all the zany ways they tried to kill or incapacitate fidel castro and failed isn't this called the men who stare at goats
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:and they werent good at it anyway Spy Vs Spy is probably the most accurate depiction of coldwar spycraft available. A little bowdlerized tho.
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https://www.npr.org/2019/05/09/721827706/u-s-takes-control-of-north-korean-sanctions-busting-shipquote:"Today's civil action is the first-ever seizure of a North Korean cargo vessel for violating international sanctions," Geoffrey Berman, the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, said in a statement. "We are willing and able to deploy the full array of law enforcement tools to detect, deter, and prosecute North Korea's deceptive attempts to evade sanctions."
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i want to issue my congratulations to the DPRK's recent missile tests
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should've armed that cargo ship with the missiles
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I thought the NK embassies were just money laundering fronts, rather than any actual high level intelligence stations i.e. CIA didnt think this through properly
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the cia are always up for some hot tips on how they could launder more money
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Jel Shaker posted:I thought the NK embassies were just money laundering fronts, rather than any actual high level intelligence stations We Didn’t Think This Through Properly: A History of the CIA
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great news! https://twitter.com/business/status/1127126469828841472
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Inshallah 
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