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FutonForensic

to quote the great Kenny Rogers, when it comes to handjobs, you must know when to hold them, which is most of the time, and when to fold them, which is none of the time


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Jaded Burnout


FutonForensic posted:

to quote the great Kenny Rogers, when it comes to handjobs, you must know when to hold them, which is most of the time, and when to fold them, which is none of the time

:aaa:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FutonForensic posted:

to quote the great Kenny Rogers, when it comes to handjobs, you must know when to hold them, which is most of the time, and when to fold them, which is none of the time

Wait

I would like to know if it is acceptable to fold em if you've got a full house?????


FutonForensic

hamjobs posted:

Wait

I would like to know if it is acceptable to fold em if you've got a full house?????

if a guy is referring to his dick as a "full house" I'd say you need to collect your sex chips and walk away


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FutonForensic posted:

if a guy is referring to his dick as a "full house" I'd say you need to collect your sex chips and walk away

No no

What if your house is full???


Jaded Burnout


FutonForensic posted:

if a guy is referring to his dick as a "full house" I'd say you need to collect your sex chips and walk away

my sex chips are ready salted

hamjobs posted:

No no

What if your house is full???

does house mean vagina

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Jaded Burnout posted:

does house mean vagina

In this case, also salted


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Randy Travesty

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Just perfected my latest sex move, losing my glasses and they disappeared behind the bed. Pro tier sex haver tip: make sure they fly behind the headboard for maximum o-factor and that warm fuzzy feeling of post-coital "gently caress, where did they go? No I can't reach them, my arms are too short."


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