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Avengers, assemble! The villain Thanos must be defeated before he destroys earth!

Do it. Make him sit on his own balls. This is his weakness! Tony Stark! Ant-man! Use your cunning wit to make this villain surmise his own defeat, by sitting on his balls.

# ? Mar 21, 2019 01:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Putty posted:

Avengers, assemble! The villain Thanos must be defeated before he destroys earth!

Do it. Make him sit on his own balls. This is his weakness! Tony Stark! Ant-man! Use your cunning wit to make this villain surmise his own defeat, by sitting on his balls.

"With a snap of my fingers, I could only be sitting on ONE ball!"

-Thanos

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 01:03

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Many people believe the Avengers could defeat Thanos by having Antman simply crawl up his rear end in a top hat while tiny, then turn back to normal size to explode his bowels. Simply untrue.

Tony Stark would say something along the line of "Hey Thanos! Antman is crawling up your rear end in a top hat! He's gonna crawl up your rear end in a top hat then turn back to normal size, exploding your bowels!"

Thanos would reply, "Foolish Tony Stark. I will crush Antman with my powerful balls." Cut to Antman waiting in line at Panda Express. The force of Thano being defeated (by sitting on his own balls) sends a shockwave across the earth that shakes the entire mall. Antman winces, says he'll get his order to-go now.

# ? Mar 21, 2019 01:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

There's a scene in Spiderman: Into the Multiballse where Thanos ends up with the balls of all his other alternate selves and all the Spidermens try to make Thanos sit on all of them and just when you think they're going to pull it off Thanos does that thing he does and you have to go sit back in the middle of your seat again because the edge doesn't feel right anymore.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 01:34

CharlestonJew

red skull: thanos if you want the soul stone you'll have to pay the most terrible price of all
thanos: i can handle it, do your worst
red skull: you have to sit on your own balls
thanos: no....

# ? Mar 21, 2019 01:45

Goons Are Gifts

batman will save us all with his classic kamehameha

# ? Mar 21, 2019 02:20

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Goons Are Great posted:

batman will save us all with his classic kamehameha

Is he shooting it at a chair? Is the chair aimed at Thanos's balls? Does the impact of the chair cause Thanos to do a sitting motion?

# ? Mar 21, 2019 18:37

Historical Wizards

Between takes, Thanos sat on his own balls, so a replacement Thanos was needed. This Thanos was much weaker and easily defeated.

Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

# ? Mar 21, 2019 22:09

FutonForensic

*Brooklynite leans out window* ayy thanos, try not to sit on ya fuckin balls when you sit down, ya purple Easta Island lookin mothafucka

# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:05

FutonForensic

Spiderman 2, the people of New York City unite to revive spiderman after he sit on he own balls. "Don't worry spiderman," say little boy. "We won't tell nobody that you sat on y'own nuts like a fuckin stronzo ayy"

# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:15

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I worked on the prop.

# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

By work I mean they put made a mould out of my balls.

# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:25

Goons Are Gifts

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

By work I mean they put made a mould out of my balls.

This guy just said "balls"!!!

# ? Mar 22, 2019 01:17

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Goons Are Great posted:

This guy just said "balls"!!!

I'm sorry please do not report.

# ? Mar 22, 2019 01:39

google THIS

We need to workshop the best possible "Infinity Stones" joke for after he sits on his balls. This is crucial, because no villain can truly be defeated without a snappy one-liner following his defeat.

# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:35

vanisher

"Donde esta el Thaño?"

# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:01

redm

to defeat thanos you simply must tell him that the grim reaper will be his gf if he gives up the power glove and also sits on his own balls

# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:07

TalkingBasically

you need to be understanding of this sort of situation

# ? Mar 22, 2019 08:23

cda: by Hand Knit

Telling Thanos you made a chair specially so it will protect his balls from being sat on, but its a lie

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# ? Jul 29, 2019 02:42

Twenty Four

what are balls?

# ? Jul 29, 2019 07:15

Lazyhound: A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

By work I mean they put made a mould out of my balls.

if they�re mouldy you should wash them

# ? Jul 29, 2019 09:04

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Lazyhound posted:

if they’re mouldy you should wash them

That would only make it worse

# ? Jul 29, 2019 15:19

cda: by Hand Knit

Dearly beloved, we gather here today to celebrate the life of Thanos, whose last words were "Ow! mAh balls!"

# ? Jul 29, 2019 15:35

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Thanos balls too big to do coitus if he tries the balls prevent the penis from reaching whichever orifice it's targeting. Ballblocked

# ? Jul 29, 2019 15:38

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Thanos fights Giorno Giovanna from popular anime and Giorno forces him to sit on his own balls in different scenarios for all eternity

# ? Jul 29, 2019 19:41

Finger Prince

google THIS posted:

We need to workshop the best possible "Infinity Stones" joke for after he sits on his balls. This is crucial, because no villain can truly be defeated without a snappy one-liner following his defeat.

Ohhhh, right in the infinity stones!

# ? Jul 29, 2019 19:55

Finger Prince

Hey thanos, how's your tesseracticles feeling?

# ? Jul 29, 2019 19:57

Finger Prince

Ohhhh, right in the tesseract!

# ? Jul 29, 2019 19:57

Finger Prince

Instead of snapping his fingers, thanos ball-flicks Tony stark to trigger the infinity stones' power, then in his moment of triumph, sits on his own balls, makes the 😳 face, then dissipates into dust.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 20:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:21

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Putty posted:

Thanos fights Giorno Giovanna from popular anime and Giorno forces him to sit on his own balls in different scenarios for all eternity

I love popular anime

# ? Jul 29, 2019 20:22

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