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man, we always get the lovely assignments, right Bob? why couldn't they send us to an elbow or some poo poo? *~fires up back-hoe~* a job is a job, I guess. whoever's nostril this is, we're probably giving 'em a heck of a bad day LOL! *~starts drilling into mounds of pulsating mucus-encrusted flesh~* hey, mind that 14-tonne chunk of cheeto dust over there, bob! don't want the supervisor comin' down here an' chewing us out again. next time he's gonna post us to one o' those offshore rear end colonies, yessir. *~adjusts hardhat~*
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Lol does blind pimple mean a pimple that's completely under the skin? Never heard that term before
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Devils Affricate posted:Lol does blind pimple mean a pimple that's completely under the skin? Never heard that term before who the hell hired this guy who doesn't even know what the hell we're tryin ta build here? jesus CHRIST *~slaps back, leaving PostIt saying "fire me" on co-worker's vest; chuckles heartily~* *~notices ominous rumbling sound; glances around nervously~* *~host body sneezes, killing 36 million co-workers~*
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ya say youre hard, american-italian blood who dont mind being picked on? i'd love to hire ya, but cant do. no scabs.
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End of Shoelace posted:ya say youre hard, american-italian blood who dont mind being picked on? this is a good post that I enjoyed
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This is it guys! This is the day I'm finally gonna ask Cathy in accounting out! I'm gonna do it!  e: She's dead  Guess I'm back to replicating myself 20 times per day *hnnnnnnnnnnnn*
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Apr 3, 2019 09:55
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Wow, this job is Harder than my old Job, moderating a dead, gay forum, let me tell you. *worries about antibodies.*
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Apr 3, 2019 10:31
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I wish this drat pimple could see.
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hey where did you want this cubic centimeter of pus? i gotta get it out of the truck ASAP!
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*Goes on a wild buddy cop adventure with white-blood-cell pal*
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*reaches Nirvana immediately upon lysis*
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Squirts onto Hell Yeah's mirror in a pool of pus after he sticks two long nailed fingertips up his schnoz and goes for broke. Doesn't die.
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Hell Yeah posted:wow talk about an extremely restrictive premise. GBS two weeks ago: Itt we're managers at a fast food store GBS today: Itt we are the last leaf to fall in autumn after a perilous rainstorm as a large pit bull sniffs the trunk of our tree.
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Arrhythmia posted:GBS today: Itt we are the last leaf to fall in autumn after a perilous rainstorm as a large pit bull sniffs the trunk of our tree. oh jeez i hope i don't get peed on by that fuckin' pitbull once i'm done falling
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Apr 3, 2019 16:22
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Top Hats Monthly posted:*undergoes meiosis like a thot* HEY EVERYBODY! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY WHO FAILED GRADE 9 BIOLOGY!
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austin powers: heres me as a bacterial cell in a blind pimple inside someone's nostril! help i'm a bacterial cell in a blind pimple inside someone's nostril! someone get me out of this nostril!
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When I grow up i wanna be a malignant tumor!
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Colonel Cancer posted:When I grow up i wanna be a malignant tumor! You're so close, just drop the el.
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Arrhythmia posted:HEY EVERYBODY! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY WHO FAILED GRADE 9 BIOLOGY! Jokes on you, a bunch of germ cells arrived here yesterday night. This host must have a really weird job or hobby.
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superjew posted:*reaches Nirvana immediately upon lysis* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOMIqUwxCn0
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ah, guys? a Virus just attached itself to me haha yeah that tickles um guys? I’m kinda freaking out here haha ziggity ziggity sjdhebjzdjeje s $&@!”$©️®️™️®️©️ *record scratch* EVERYTHING IS FINE FRIENDS IN FACT VIRUS IS GOOD HERE, EVERYONE HAVE A VIRUS VIRUSES ARE MY FAVORITE I WILL NOW PUT ALL MY ENERGY INTO PRODUCING VIRUSES SO YOU CAN HAVE ONE TOO ISNT THAT GREAT HERE ATTACH A VIRUS TO YOUR MIDSECTION
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Whoa there boys that was a pretty big sneeze, you better hold on to the railings or... AAAAAAHH *is violently snozen across a vast void right into an enormous gaping maw* *lands on a gang of grumpy e coli* Oh god oh gosh this looks like a bad neighborhood!  *cowers and starts dividing furiously*
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*gets itched unintentionally and becomes smeared across the F key on the keyboard* MRSA MTHAFUKA
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naem posted:ah, guys? i'm sick and tired of these goddamn antibodies telling me what i can and can't attach to my midsection! gimme!
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i'm a woman
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm a woman This again? If you are trying to come out this is a very safe space imo
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Arrhythmia posted:HEY EVERYBODY! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY WHO FAILED GRADE 9 BIOLOGY! I’m multicellular you wouldn’t understand me
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