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down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Eastbound Spider posted:

Pay 100$ to give a probe for 10 hours

Take that $100 and shove it up your rear end

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

down n out posted:

Take that $100 and shove it up your rear end

Ok now what? I don't see how this is helping the forums.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
A play by play story of blowing wads of fecal matter splattered currency out of one’s rear end is good enough for a 4 star thread, right?

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Claim royalties for photoshop phriday images from those losers selling our designs on tshirts :argh:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Sell the stories of SA's most luminous posters like Caro, 'stomper58 and Aatrek to Hollywood

e: actually sell them all to the same studio and put them in the same film. I'm picturing the chilling finale where Aatrek is about to molest a child, Caro has him in his sights and radios HQ: "Do I take the shot? DO I TAKE THE SHOT?!?" and his boss Mr '58 just can't take the pressure and starts screaming "friend of the family balls" over and over again. That'd be pretty intense.

Icochet fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Apr 7, 2019

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Doxx every poster in Cspam and sell this information to the FBI.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sell QCS to reddit.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Two words: web 3.0.

Smackdillion
Feb 18, 2001

Someone paid :10bux: to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
Purchase forums archives and donate a dollar for every time you find where Lowtax said new forums software was in the works.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
$1500 to ZDR your entire posting history.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Something Awful Premium Subscription.

$5/month gets you an icon by your name, one free personal avatar change a month and one avatar change for a different poster each month.

Great value! Order now!

E: also let people buy their way out of probations for $2/hr

blunt fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Apr 7, 2019

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Grevling posted:

Doxx every poster in Cspam and sell this information to the FBI.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Dox everyone in D&D and sell this information to the Posters' Revolutionary Front For The Ejaculation of Palestine

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
10 free posts a week and you have to buy more posting tokens to exceede that

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Goon meets to rob banks around the world in every major city.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Charge $2 to post catchphrases like "i'm gay" or "get out"

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

$5 to remove the (because nobody likes you) from the PM section of the User Control Panel.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Have bots make fake posts and you need to pay 10 bux to have bot vision to see broke posters arguing with bots.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Every time someone gets a refund for Star Citizen, the money goes to SA.
There's 200 million to be made, get to it!

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