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cda posted:"Freak on a Leash? What the hell?? I'm going to be sick." "I am a hardened detective of crimes, but never have I been more disturbed than when I realized we had a juggalo case on our hands" - Gumshoe Dick Motherfucking Tracy God drat It
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:14 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:15 |
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Doris F. 5 reviews This clown was not funny at all. The children were afraid of him, and if I'm honest, so were the adults. Instead of the amusing japes that one would expect from a clowning professional, The Clowner(I do suggest a name change to The Depressor for this unprofessional individual) told psuedo-jokes and sarcastically pointed out the ironies of contemporary life. The low-point of the evening was when he stabbed my uncle and when my aunt was upset about this turn of events, the clowner said that he would "put a smile on her face" and then simply disfigured her. a: this was very painful for my aunt and, b: the changes done to her face BARELY resemble a smile at all. If you want to put a smile on someone's face, Mr. Clowner, then I suggest working on your material or maybe just bring balloons that are filled with helium and not toxic gas. While my aunt and uncle survived the attack, they are still very unhappy with the events that occurred at the party. Overall we were very disappointed with this clown and will be asking for a full refund. I would have given zero stars, but will give 1/5 stars as The Clowner arrived on time and in his own vehicle.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:49 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Doris F. |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:15 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Doris F. |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:36 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Doris F.
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# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:08 |
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I wonder how The Clowner would fare squaring off against TEXT FACE |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 12:17 |
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Or his rival in crime BOTTOM TEXT (i don't have a picture handy but he just put the text on the other end you get the idea) |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 15:42 |
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So many questions! Like does The Clowner live in a society? And if so what kind? I'm thinking probably an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Or maybe a microbiome, like an anemone. |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 15:50 |
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The CLowner doesn't live in a society. he live sjust outside of it, which is how he is able to look at it from an outsider's perspective and see how hosed up it really us, which none of us can see, until he shows us
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# ? Apr 23, 2019 16:04 |
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So he lives in an anemone. |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 16:11 |
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*excited cheering children gather around the clowner" clowner: you misunderstand, i'm not a normal clown but a twisted reflection of... *gets drowned out by cheering* |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 17:31 |
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Do you think maybe The Clowner tells jokes really poorly like about sea cucumbers so nobody laughs LIKE A CLOWNFISH Do you think maybe he has a sign that he has to show sometimes that says That's it. That's The Joke. I mean, I do. Shut up. |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 17:46 |
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the Clowner posts in FYAD |
# ? Apr 24, 2019 03:05 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:the Clowner posts in FYAD I knew it. Good on him and his Fyad style |
# ? Apr 24, 2019 05:47 |
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FartGhost posted:*excited cheering children gather around the clowner" |
# ? Apr 24, 2019 09:48 |
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Trying to brainstorm a way to somehow incapacitate the Clowner permanently, without killing him, so as to stop his post modernist ways without stooping to his effed up level |
# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:01 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Trying to brainstorm a way to somehow incapacitate the Clowner permanently, without killing him, so as to stop his post modernist ways without stooping to his effed up level but by not stooping to his effed up level, perhaps you become a parody, a carnival funhouse mirror version if you will, of yourself... perhaps that's exactly what the Clowner wants? perhaps it means you become the hero we need rather than the hero we'deserves? what if the Clowner is right (in a twisted way) and you've pulled an erection of your own device?? Puzzle me that! |
# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:06 |
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Imma laugh at some guys with big shoes cream pieing one another just to spite him |
# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:21 |
SciFiDownBeat posted:Trying to brainstorm a way to somehow incapacitate the Clowner permanently, without killing him, so as to stop his post modernist ways without stooping to his effed up level The Clowner isn't real. He's just a fictional character I created, so you can't kill him. His original name was Ingmar Krump. |
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 21:25 |
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cda posted:His original name was Ingmar Krump.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 21:34 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 21:56 |
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cda posted:His original name was Ingmar Krump. gently caress you. what tthe hell. Fu ch j you gently caress YOU
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 23:22 |
FutonForensic posted:gently caress you. what tthe hell. Fu ch j you gently caress YOU Batman thought he killed Ingmar Krump, but he failed. Ingmar Krump became The Clowner, and now he's making normies lose their poo poo. |
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 00:11 |
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dun dun dunnnnnn |
# ? Apr 26, 2019 00:17 |
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What's a ingbar krunmp?
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 02:38 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:What's a ingbar krunmp? Ingmar Krump is The Clowner's real name. please try to keep up
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 03:16 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:15 |
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Ohhh, I thought the clowner was an interdimensional demon spider thing that lives in the sewers KISS ME FATBOOOOY! Haha my fav clowner line Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Apr 26, 2019
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 03:33 |