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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Xenocides posted:

Parks and Rec was a documentary.

Yeah. As someone who works for the city, this is an accurate description of all local government offices. The more harmless and incidental the agency, the worse it is. Firefighters? Worst'll be someone eating poo poo out of the fridge. Parks department? Heads Groundkeeper has more politicking than the actual mayor's office. Antique dollhouse museum? There's gonna be a murder.

BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Apr 16, 2019

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Yeah. As someone who works for the city, this is an accurate description of all local government offices. The more harmless and incidental the agency, the worse it is. Firefighters? Worst'll be someone eating poo poo out of the fridge. Parks department? Heads Groundkeeper has more politicking than the actual mayor's office. Antique dollhouse museum? There's gonna be a murder.

I would watch an antique dollhouse museum murder mystery.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Xenocides posted:

I would watch an antique dollhouse museum murder mystery.

Seconded. But, to be fair, “antique dollhouse museum” would’ve turned up “grisly murder” in a word association game for me to begin with.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

My landlord.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Yeah. As someone who works for the city, this is an accurate description of all local government offices. The more harmless and incidental the agency, the worse it is. Firefighters? Worst'll be someone eating poo poo out of the fridge. Parks department? Heads Groundkeeper has more politicking than the actual mayor's office. Antique dollhouse museum? There's gonna be a murder.

I've worked in government for a long time and this is 100% correct.

Not sure why but so many people are just itching to snipe each other over made up slights.

I'm sorry that Jeremy coughed while in the bathroom but maybe don't email his working group about it.

That's why I've tried my best to keep my head down and not get mixed up in the social politics of it all. It's cost me promotions in the past and I'm totally okay with that.
It's also wild to get out of that environment and look back.
There were times I thought I was being reasonable but the toxic cloud around everything made it and me horrible.

I had a manager that seriously did nothing but pick apart emails and send out his corrections to everyone. Eventually we cut him out of all communications and he filed an official grievance with the head office.

Writing up our rational was a fun minefield.

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

My boss, obviously

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Inzombiac posted:

I've worked in government for a long time and this is 100% correct.

The most realiatic part of SimCity is that the guy threatening you woth violence over funding is the dude in charge of roads

Account McAccount
Mar 30, 2012

I went to a specialist for help and they uh... I hope they die in a horrible car wreck.

E: I've gotten crappy diagnoses before but this one is a work of art. It should be in the Louvre.

E2: I have a BFA so maybe I should legitimately make this a work of art.

Account McAccount fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Apr 20, 2019

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Account McAccount posted:

I went to a specialist for help and they uh... I hope they die in a horrible car wreck.

E: I've gotten crappy diagnoses before but this one is a work of art. It should be in the Louvre.

E2: I have a BFA so maybe I should legitimately make this a work of art.

thank you for bumping the thread to post a deathwish with no context

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the head of my department sits in the cubicle behind me and has loud phone conversations all day. when we speak, he distorts things my coworkers have said to make it seem like there is a Big Conflict, when in fact he just doesn't listen to people. and he refers to himself in third person.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Upstairs neighbors are having sex at 7 in the drat morning which is a double insult to those with sleep deficits and blue balls

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'd say probably the mods (they knew)

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