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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Double penetration something hat?

Don't Post Porn Here

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Don't Post Porn Here

Goddamnit, I actually knew that.

At least there is no risk of that since the guy's parents got rid of literally all the porn.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


It has nothing to do with actually not posting porn, it was a somethingawful forum where we shared porn.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



My memory regarding the porn-lore of SA is sadly unreliable.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

porn lore is a pretty good band/user name.

Grudgerm
May 4, 2012

by Reene
Hmm porn.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Here I am laughing, "Haha! Stupid olds and their physical pornography!" and then realize I'm only two years younger than him. :unsmigghh:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


LabyaMynora posted:

Here I am laughing, "Haha! Stupid olds and their physical pornography!" and then realize I'm only two years younger than him. :unsmigghh:

Haha you're probably gonna die soon.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Sid Vicious posted:

Haha you're probably gonna die soon.

Yeah, but at least no one will have to sort through or throw out my collection of physical pornography. I've been digital my whole life!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


LabyaMynora posted:

Yeah, but at least no one will have to sort through or throw out my collection of physical pornography. I've been digital my whole life!

Yeah I use my fingers to do it too

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

Moon Atari posted:

Assuming the average DVD costs $25 to $30, my ex-girlfriend's older brother had like $25K worth of hentai dvds. He had them all out in a bookcase in the loungeroom of the house he shared with his parents. He is intellectually disabled and doesn't work so it was technically a government sponsored hentai collection.
this is precisely what the congressional democratic party with its big government agenda wants for america!!!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

pixaal posted:

It has nothing to do with actually not posting porn, it was a somethingawful forum where we shared porn.

thank you

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
My dad threw out my first edition set of MTG cards. I didn't sue, though.

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

LabyaMynora posted:

Here I am laughing, "Haha! Stupid olds and their physical pornography!" and then realize I'm only two years younger than him. :unsmigghh:

So you're saying your username is out of date

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

That's pretty low to sue your own parents.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I guess they had to kick him out, too, which led to the abandoned porn..

quote:

When he moved out of his parents’ house at the “request of local law enforcement” in August 2017, Werking left behind some belongings. A few months later, he asked for those belongings back. Among the possessions left at his parents’ home included 12 moving boxes “full of pornography plus two boxes of sex toys,” according to an email from Werking’s father.

https://www.hollandsentinel.com/news/20190415/former-ottawa-county-man-suing-parents-for-destroying-porn-collection

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004



Since the kid (40 yo lmao) is a massive failure, I wonder if the parents had to box up all of that stuff, sorting theough their son's sex toys and smut

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

unpleasantly turgid posted:

it's loving muncie, indiana. what else is there to do besides whack it to lovely porn?

Whack it while touring the Minnetrista?

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Now I want to collect porn just so I can list it as an asset in any future will.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Moon Atari posted:

Assuming the average DVD costs $25 to $30, my ex-girlfriend's older brother had like $25K worth of hentai dvds. He had them all out in a bookcase in the loungeroom of the house he shared with his parents. He is intellectually disabled and doesn't work so it was technically a government sponsored hentai collection.

Good to see that the Trump administration turned around on funding the Arts

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