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An example, in case you're unfamiliar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDt5H1rEcWo
This is not right and if seeing this makes you hungry for ranch dressing or anything else for that matter there is something wrong with you
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 24, 2024 05:57
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- google THIS
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(while holding a giant bowl and a spoon) Hi, (crunch crunch crunch) I'm here to talk to you about (crunch crunch crunch crunch) TidyCats scoopable cat litter.
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Apr 15, 2019 02:13
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Johnsonville Brats can turn any summer cookout...into a memorable experience. (coughs, and a moment later a bratwurst dribbles out the bottom of my pant leg)
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Apr 15, 2019 02:17
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- Stoner Sloth
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a mayonaise ad in which it's just a heavily obese, bald man wearing only shorts and he doesn't say anything just maintains unflinching eye contact with the camera while scooping big handfuls of mayonaise from a huge tub and smearing them all over his chest and face.
   
       
  
 
   
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Apr 15, 2019 03:14
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mom: kids what have I told you about eating those tide pods!!
kids: awww mom!
mom: well okay, maybe just this once
kids: yaaaay!!!!!!!
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Apr 15, 2019 03:23
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a bunch of clean cut, hip-looking, ethnically diverse young adults walk into a McDonald's. laughing and smiling, they all playfully sit down at a booth. each one opens up their burgers, removes the bun, dumps an entire box of fries on the burger, and puts the bun back on top.
they unhinge their jaws like snakes and take a huge bite, closing their eyes blissfully with exaggerated smiles.
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Apr 15, 2019 03:42
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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an ad where a guy eats marmite
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Apr 15, 2019 03:52
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a boxer in red trunks is taking a beating from a boxer in blue trunks. the round bell rings, and he slumps back to his corner, dejected.
his trainer, a mid 60's man with a crooked nose in a newsboy cap gets in front of his stool and shouts some words of encouragement that we can't hear over the roar of the crowd while the doctor wipes the blood off his swollen brow with a gloved hand. trainer holds a squeeze top bottle above his head, inverted and gives red trunks boxer two light slaps on the shoulder. boxer tilts his head back, squeezes his eyes shut, and opens his mouth wide. the trainer squeezes the bottle, releasing a fast and thick stream of hidden valley ranch dressing into his open mouth. the warning bell rings, and the boxer gulps it down and springs to his feet with a steely look of determination. he squares off against blue trunks boxer, and as soon as the bell rings and the ref steps back he lands a powerful right hook into blue trunks' face, knocking him to the ground. red trunks boxer walks away and makes eye contact with the trainer, who gives a shallow nod and tips his hat, fighting a smile but swelling with pride.
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Apr 15, 2019 04:16
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a montage of car burnouts that cut to a zoomed in Michelin man shouting “Yeah!!!” after every shot
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Apr 15, 2019 06:11
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- Stoner Sloth
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Uncanny Valley Ranch Dressing - mannequins being slathered in ranch dressing as if they're teenagers partying at the beach in a pepsi or coke commercial
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Apr 15, 2019 12:18
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There he go
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a montage of car burnouts that cut to a zoomed in Michelin man shouting “Yeah!!!” after every shot
it's like the Vince McMahon gif but at the end the michelin man cums hidden valley ranch dressing
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Apr 15, 2019 13:19
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the hardee's commercial where Paris Hilton attempts to sexily eat a cheeseburger, but instead of a burger she's eating a whole bottle of mrs. Butterworth's syrup, like not just guzzling the syrup but actually taking bites out of the physical bottle and making a huge mess, and the end of the commercial says Join the Navy???
 
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Apr 15, 2019 15:22
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- kalel
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Lol
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Apr 15, 2019 16:56
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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eager kids in pajamas running to the bathroom to squeeze a bead of sriracha on their toothbrushes before brushing
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Apr 15, 2019 20:14
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Someone is choking in a restaurant and everyone is horrified. One guy is looking worried, unsure what to do. Then he smiles, takes out a roll of Mentos, gravely miscalculates as he pops one into his mouth, and starts choking too.
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Apr 15, 2019 22:49
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Kids at the skate park over the moon that Mom brought New England clam chowder sourdough bread bowls.
Kids riding the half pipe ripping into piping hot bread bowls as a hand food, leaving their faces and hands smeared with rich, creamy soup. Raving to the viewer that New England clam chowder sourdough bread bowls are the only bready snack with the chowder center that explodes like a soup tsunami in your mouth.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:42
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Judy, who is not my mother, thought she could eat the last of the Corn Pops. Well, she was wrong, and I can attest to that as I pour milk into her gaping chest cavity and spoon the precious cereal directly out of her greedy stomach. I gotta have my Pops.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:47
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One day nearer spring
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a car pulls into a scenic overlook and turns off it's lights. inside a teenager in a varsity letterman jacket changes the radio until it settles on george michael's "careless whisper". he opens a package of little debbie snack cakes and wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. camera pans out to show the car rhythmically bouncing as a little debbie's logo flashes across the screen.
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Apr 17, 2019 23:09
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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just 30 seconds of a man explicitly loving an open jar of Manischewitz Gefilte Fish
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Apr 17, 2019 23:16
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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just 30 seconds of a man explicitly loving an open jar of Manischewitz Gefilte Fish
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Apr 17, 2019 23:29
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- FutonForensic
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a car pulls into a scenic overlook and turns off it's lights. inside a teenager in a varsity letterman jacket changes the radio until it settles on george michael's "careless whisper". he opens a package of little debbie snack cakes and wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. camera pans out to show the car rhythmically bouncing as a little debbie's logo flashes across the screen.
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Apr 18, 2019 05:44
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- Macnult
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just 30 seconds of a man explicitly loving an open jar of Manischewitz Gefilte Fish
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Apr 18, 2019 06:16
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A pathologist splits open the chest of a morbidly obese corpse with a medical hatchet. Out pours mayonnaise.
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Apr 18, 2019 11:56
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the hardee's commercial where Paris Hilton attempts to sexily eat a cheeseburger, but instead of a burger she's eating a whole bottle of mrs. Butterworth's syrup, like not just guzzling the syrup but actually taking bites out of the physical bottle and making a huge mess, and the end of the commercial says Join the Navy???
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Apr 18, 2019 14:05
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Apr 24, 2024 05:57
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Sometimes I travel to the hidden valley op it's what I call the dumpster behind goodwill. They throw out lots of perfectly good stuff
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