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Hi doctor I have a good life, job, family, happy plump wife. But WIFE NO COOK GOOD! How can I remedy this.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:10 |
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Moridin920 posted:For like 6-8 months now I have just been farting all day constantly. You may want to go the butt hospital. Hitler had that, and things didn't end well for him.
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Mooey Cow posted:You may want to go the butt hospital. Hitler had that, and things didn't end well for him. I did and I even got a colonoscopy and they said everything looks fine. But nonetheless here I am, farting. Is this what it is to get old???
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:18 |
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RocktheCaulk posted:Hi doctor I have a good life, job, family, happy plump wife. But WIFE NO COOK GOOD! How can I remedy this. You can take up cooking, or you can pick any chain restaurant you want but only one. From now on every meal you and your wife will eat at this same chain no matter where you are. If you are someplace without your chain you must go hungry or suffer your wife's poor cooking. So pick something that is widely available.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:20 |
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RocktheCaulk posted:Hi doctor I have a good life, job, family, happy plump wife. But WIFE NO COOK GOOD! How can I remedy this. Sever wife. Regrow life.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 18:24 |
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Good morning goons. I am no longer spewing liquid from multiple orifices. *turns placard around which reads "The doctor is in"*
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 19:29 |
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Moridin920 posted:I did and I even got a colonoscopy and they said everything looks fine. But nonetheless here I am, farting. Ah yes. You see, excess gas is often misdiagnosed and patients tend to get colonoscopies when the real reason stems from posting. Those with good quality posts tend to have less "gaseous residue" which builds up in the intestines after a series of high quality insights. If you look at this diagram, you can see that rapid fire shitposts may come out quickly and with a tingly sensation of spice, but tend to scar intestinal walls and leave foul gaseous residue which creates these issues. Here's a pamphlet on steps you can take today. Lets meet back in June and see how you're progressing. Telsa Cola posted:Dr. Turpitude posted:Doctor please, this chode pain is a 10/10 I need the really good drugs
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 19:36 |
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Gimme the news. I've got a bad case of loving you!
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 20:48 |
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:I too am an aids filled retard I believe "im gay" was a punchier line, but if this is the new one then "im willing to change with the times"
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Doctor, I like to keep up on the times. I'll have one of your most trendy enemas.
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