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google THIS posted:Here is the official hot dog/condiment matching tier list. This is for your basic hot dog dressing. If you're doing chili dogs or fancy artisan dogs with like a complete other meal being used as a topping things get more nuanced and beyond the scope of this post. This man knows what's up.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:21 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not Bruh your av is a clitoris, EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR FOR SEX.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:22 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not it's definitely a sex metaphor, because you're not getting it |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:37 |
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canyoneer posted:it's definitely a sex metaphor, because you're not getting it
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:39 |
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hamjobs posted:This man knows what's up. |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:41 |
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canyoneer posted:it's definitely a sex metaphor, because you're not getting it |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 02:51 |
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canyoneer posted:it's definitely a sex metaphor, because you're not getting it God drat. |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 02:55 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not *snicker* you said metaphor |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 03:18 |
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xcheopis posted:God drat. ice cold |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 03:45 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:ice cold "For you, it was the iciest post in the forum, but for me it was a Sunday" |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 03:53 |
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This thread is now about dropping sick burns on prepuce.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 05:33 |
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woah that was brutal
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 12:04 |
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I gaz when I eat hotdogs, checks out
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 14:14 |
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canyoneer posted:it's definitely a sex metaphor, because you're not getting it |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 14:39 |
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Are you alright, PR?
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 14:47 |
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if hot dogs are sex then what does that make a burg
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 16:18 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:if hot dogs are sex then what does that make a burg Hot dogs are boy sex, burgs are girl sex |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 17:30 |
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mashing two burgers together and everyone is into it, pick up two hot dogs and suddenly most people are uncomfortable with it. double standards... |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 17:34 |
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xcheopis posted:Hot dogs are boy sex, burgs are girl sex no wonder i love burgs so much omg
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 17:57 |
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"Wow, check out that hamburger" "Uh, dude. That's a hot dog." |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 18:33 |
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Teacher: okay now fold your paper in half hot dog style *muffled giggling from classroom*
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 19:24 |
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a parent having the difficult conversation with their kid about the hotdogs and the hamburgers, pulling out a book with pictures of BBQs as a visual aid |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 19:26 |
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Really son? Grilling your hot dog? With your mother in the house? |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:13 |
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Or going the somehow even more uncomfortable understanding dad route. "Yeah, son, believe it or not, I was once young and hungry just like you..." "Dad." "I still remember the day I met your mother. It was at a picnickers' convention, if you can believe it." "Dad, stop." "She looked drat good in that apron, and she could work a barbecue spatula like you wouldn't believe. But her real talent was with the tongs." "DAD." |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:25 |
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alnilam posted:Teacher: okay now fold your paper in half hot dog style vanisher posted:Really son? google THIS posted:Or going the somehow even more uncomfortable understanding dad route. + this whole thread lol |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:37 |
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Ughhh, last year I wanted to surprise my mom for mother's day and caught my parents grilling hot dogs and hamburgers in the FRONT YARD with ALL THEIR NEIGHBORS.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:37 |
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it's funny that when you go to mexico the tourist souvenir shops there sell lewd GRILL KING aprons right out in the open |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:41 |
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memories of staying up late as a kid so i could turn the sound off and watch diners, drive-ins and dives, wasn't till years late that i found out most kids did the same |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:44 |
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google THIS posted:Or going the somehow even more uncomfortable understanding dad route.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:54 |
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Luvcow posted:memories of staying up late as a kid so i could turn the sound off and watch diners, drive-ins and dives, wasn't till years late that i found out most kids did the same Hiding under the blanket as a teenager, dreaming of the very first hot dog with that one cute girl. Tomorrow I will ask her. Tomorrow. But I never could. Until she got her first hot dog with Garry, the big, mean guy in the leather jacket. Playing dungeon & dragons taught me to handle pain, but it never could erase my hot dog dreams without hurting me.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:59 |
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your move, athiests
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:29 |
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Holy roller smacking two hot dogs together to show that HOT DOG was designed by GOD only to go in BUN I roll my eyes and grab them and cut a slit down one of them, and place the other one into the slit, he is aghast, several people faint. Slowly, tearfully, he raises it to his mouth to try a bite |
# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:49 |
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alnilam posted:Holy roller smacking two hot dogs together to show that HOT DOG was designed by GOD only to go in BUN GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
Goons Are Great posted:Hiding under the blanket as a teenager, dreaming of the very first hot dog with that one cute girl. Tomorrow I will ask her. Tomorrow.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:53 |
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Alnilam sighed as he drew his hot dog knife
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:53 |
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alnilam posted:Alnilam sighed as he drew his hot dog knife "knife to meat u" |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:06 |
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everyone's favorite street corner smut peddler Mr. Tubesteak |
# ? Apr 23, 2019 05:31 |
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mechanically separated meat is coincidentally a huge part of my sexual history |
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