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Thinking too hard about gay sex.
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Having (gay) sex.
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May 10, 2019 08:06
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Grevling posted:Having (gay) sex. i feel like you're hinting at something but i just can't figure out what
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May 10, 2019 08:16
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realdoll severed my dick
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May 10, 2019 08:19
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trying to get toast out of a toaster w/ a butter knife
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May 10, 2019 09:35
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Tilting at windmills and getting ear cancer from the infrasounds
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May 10, 2019 09:39
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Icochet posted:Swimming pool fire A fire at a seaparks
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May 10, 2019 10:24
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Drowned by overly amorous orca at sea world.
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May 10, 2019 13:56
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lol if you posted:i got hit by lightning as a kid and somehow didn't get killed then. i figure i won't be so lucky if it happens a second time ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Uh, if you're serious we're going to need the details of this. Burt Sexual posted:He doesn’t have to answer nothing short of God now. I beg to differ. lol if you could’ve been internet famous this whole time like our departed pal Enfield. A missed opportunity that can still be rectified imho. Tell us the story, lol if you!
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May 10, 2019 14:45
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I bet the details are something super embarrassing like playing golf
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May 10, 2019 14:47
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Uh, if you're serious we're going to need the details of this. not a super exciting story: back in like '79 or so i was about 4-5. this was when television was still black and white affairs wired up to big rear end antennae stuck to the top of your house. i was watching a PBS show on tigers during a thunder storm. there was a big boom overhead and then, for a split second, i'd swear that the tigers were suddenly in full color. then the screen explodes and an arc shoots out from the burned out tv and hits me. blew me all the way across the room without my feet ever touching the ground and slams me against a wall before i crumple to the ground in a little ball. next thing i remember is my mom standing over me and it looked like she was screaming but i couldn't hear anything. didn't get my hearing back for like a week. that's about all i remember since this was 40 years ago.
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May 10, 2019 15:57
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dead from videogames
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May 10, 2019 23:09
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lol if you posted:not a super exciting story: You basically survived the story part of an 80s music video.
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May 10, 2019 23:19
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Not paying attention at the top of a staircase, slipping, and breaking my neck falling down the staircase Riding on one of those motorized scooters, avoiding someone on the sidewalk and riding out into the street and into the path of a speeding semi
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May 10, 2019 23:35
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Tripping over the cat while carrying a glass of water, landing neck first on the shattered glass. Falling into the Grand Canyon, but I wasn't trying to take a selfie.
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May 11, 2019 00:00
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Tony Snark posted:You basically survived the story part of an 80s music video. all i need was for Dee Snyder to materialize out of the exploded tv and start rocking the gently caress out
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May 11, 2019 15:36
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I unfold the slip of paper. There's a black mark on it. "The Clock family will draw this year", says the master of ceremonies. He puts five slips in the splintered old box. My spouse, my children and I all draw. Again my slip comes up as the one with the mark. I protest. Claim that the procedure was rigged. That there should be a do-over. But my neighbours already begin to pelt me with rocks. I drop to the floor as one cracks open my skull. Blood streams from my temple and nurtures the soil; a libation to some long-forgotten god. The year's harvest will be bountiful.
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