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Foot surgery? I hope it's not from the beetus. Take care of yourself OP, we're going to need you.
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# ? May 2, 2019 12:46 |
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You must have sucked a few dicks there by now OP, what's the tally? Also get well soon.
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# ? May 2, 2019 13:30 |
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BigBadSteve posted:tally I saw this and instantly read it as "tallywhacker" and giggled like bevis & buttface
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# ? May 2, 2019 13:31 |
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i hope you don't get those antibiotic-resistant bacteria or fungus on you or inside you it's probably too late though
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# ? May 2, 2019 13:54 |
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Kill yourself, so the hospital will feel shame at having utterly failed at their job. You'll have lots of laughs about it later.
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# ? May 2, 2019 14:07 |
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go west
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# ? May 2, 2019 14:36 |
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Pull a "problem child" and switch charts on patients.
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# ? May 2, 2019 14:42 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:26 |
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Hi all thanks for all the replies, back home now so survived my ordeal but to update on the suggestions: Sucked all the dicks. ALL of them Not the beetus I am in the no risk category for any fat, smoker or generally unfit related illnesses as I lead a ridiculously fit and healthy life - read em and weep goons Lol at all the posters saying read a book LOL @ reading I chatted up the nurses but contrary to what we thought it seemed they were not impressed I did piss the bed. Twice E: went west & killed myself - 2 birds
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# ? May 2, 2019 15:33 |