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Farecoal posted:drat, typical elitist academy odds on it being a white, male, cishet w/ 'minority' friends baby, anyone?
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"My goodness, that baby's rather well endowed!" "Yeah, the men in my family have been quite fortunate in that area  ""I was talking about his sidearm..." https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 10, 2019 15:53
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I don't mind that my baby thinks it's hilarious when I comically fall over clutching my leg after he shoots me, but then he wants to repeat it like a hundred times. |
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May 10, 2019 16:06
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google THIS posted:I don't mind that my baby thinks it's hilarious when I comically fall over clutching my leg after he shoots me, but then he wants to repeat it like a hundred times. It’s episodes like these that I had to institute pretty draconian “gun time” rules. Only two hours a day, and they only get one bullet per day. |
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May 10, 2019 16:50
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♫ baby with a gun! baby with a gun! nap time, play time villains on the run ♪ |
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May 10, 2019 17:02
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♫ baby with a gun! smile at everyone! goo goo, ga ga wanna have some fun ♪ |
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May 10, 2019 17:03
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personally, and this is jsut me, but if i saw a baby with a gun, i wouldn't hesitate, i would kill the baby to protect myself
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May 10, 2019 17:21
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good news everyone, i just became a cop
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May 10, 2019 17:22
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"i know what you're thinking. did he fire six shots or only five? well, to tell you the truth, i haven't learned how to count that high yet" |
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May 10, 2019 18:00
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you can come and take it from my cold dead hands or while i'm asleep during my several naps each day |
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May 10, 2019 18:01
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canyoneer posted:"i know what you're thinking. did he fire six shots or only five? well, to tell you the truth, i haven't learned how to count that high yet" |
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May 10, 2019 18:02
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canyoneer posted:"i know what you're thinking. did he fire six shots or only five? well, to tell you the truth, i haven't learned how to count that high yet"
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May 10, 2019 18:20
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Gun baby, gun baby People think it's funny not me I'm loving running Gun baby gun baby Less than 2 years old has great trigger control Gun baby gun baby People think it's strange when he's at the rifle range Gun baby gun baby Concealed & carry permit is all he needs to babysit Gun baby gun baby https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 10, 2019 18:45
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canyoneer posted:"i know what you're thinking. did he fire six shots or only five? well, to tell you the truth, i haven't learned how to count that high yet" |
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May 10, 2019 19:04
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Hey, at least it ain't a corpse with a cannon!
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May 10, 2019 20:18
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google THIS posted:I don't mind that my baby thinks it's hilarious when I comically fall over clutching my leg after he shoots me, but then he wants to repeat it like a hundred times. joke_explainer posted:It’s episodes like these that I had to institute pretty draconian “gun time” rules. Only two hours a day, and they only get one bullet per day. canyoneer posted:"i know what you're thinking. did he fire six shots or only five? well, to tell you the truth, i haven't learned how to count that high yet" |
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May 10, 2019 21:22
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cda posted:good news everyone, i just became a cop A cop was getting ready to shoot CDA through his window as he felt threatened by him sitting at his computer, but then CDA had that realization and he just rapped on the window and gave him a badge and gun. That's how it works. |
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May 11, 2019 05:21
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canyoneer posted:"i know what you're thinking. did he fire six shots or only five? well, to tell you the truth, i haven't learned how to count that high yet" Criminal steps behind a telephone pole. Babycop stops crawling, puts his gun in his holster and signals his partner to stop. "gently caress, we lost him." |
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May 11, 2019 05:23
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The only thing that can stop a bad baby with a gun is a good baby with a gun.
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May 11, 2019 05:30
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you all look, and you see a baby with a gun. I look, and see a gun with a baby. and that has made all the difference.
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May 11, 2019 12:52
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May 11, 2019 15:36
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tough gang leader looks at new recruit. his eyes narrow. "is that . . . a binkie?" undercover baby cop: no loving way man, I swear |
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