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Please bold your imputs.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 03:40 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 20:53 |
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Scarodactyl posted:Please bold your imputs. Please bold your imputs. $hero.name: You're really getting into the act... $chuck.name: What's wrong, princess? $hero.name: You got in the way of your main goal. $chuck.name: Really? I only meant to let you know where I was in the future. $hero.name: Thank you for your assistance. $chuck.name: If there's anything else you want to talk about, tell me. $hero.name: I'm sorry, I don't know how else to explain it. You've helped me more than I could ever repay. $chuck.name: I'm sure I could explain it to you. #$hero.name bashfully smiles #$chuck.name
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 03:57 |
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Hideo Kojima's new game Norman Reedus and the Magic Fetus takes place in a world where vampires, werewolves, werewolves, werewolves, vampires, and more vampires have been on a rampage for the past five hundred years. The problem is, the vampires have been able to harness the power of a number of supernatural creatures that they turn into weapons—the classic Vampire Killer is a weapon of choice. And when that weapon goes haywire, the city goes into a state of panic. Magic Fetus is the creator of a new kind of game—a cross between Werewolf and Castlevania—and it takes the basics of each of these classic video game genres and gives them an entirely new spin. It's pretty good at generating Kojima plots: In Hideo Kojima's new game Metal Gears of the Enders: Revengeance, you play as Alex Dias, a young American mercenary named Marcus Fenix whose employer, the United States Army, has just issued him with a new primary weapon in the form of a huge orbital bomb. Surrounded by a group of kidnappers, Alex attempts to destroy the bomb before the real game begins: his captors are not on his side, and one of them, Fenix's father, is a cyborg from the brutal regime known as the Red Army. And because Fenix is a relatively young soldier, the reason his father is with the group is far more sinister than you might suspect. Hideo Kojima's latest game Snatcher 2: Zone of Liberty incorporates a record-breaking 375 hours of cutscenes! The game takes place in a futuristic setting, where a group of Snatchers arrives at your house. The game is self-explanatory, you do not need to know anything about the game, I advise you to read through the first few minutes, though. The problem is, the first part of the game is tedious as it contains little to no gameplay, and with only one ending available, the rest of the game feels like a waste of time. I have spent approximately 375 hours in this game, and it feels like a major waste.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 11:44 |
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Some of the ones I generated gave me an idea Game Features: 1. Designed for a unique gaming experience. Gameplay through time and place! 2. Physics-Based Gameplay allows you to safely reach into your wallet 3. Avoid hazards in your environment and release your coins for bonus points 4. Next best thing to cruising in a floatplane 5. Terrifying curve-smash tactics to draw you in! 6. You can stop a coin cart from crashing into you if you move too slowly! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO PLAY: Tap on a coin to slow it down, or to stop it.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 11:51 |
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Game Features: -Help the Ghosts get revenge on the Ghosts' grifters by exploring the cemetery -Make important decisions to control who joins you and who doesn't -Explore the large city and keep your head down as the security alerts increase -Spend time with the Lost Dogs in your shelter -Search for secrets that lie buried in the graveyard -Help your Ghosts by raising them -Join the full 8-person coop co-op mode in campaign -Dance to creepy beats and burst your way through the fog -Stay alert and check your back at all times -Fully voice-acted in each mission
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 11:57 |
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Okay last one I promise: Top 10 trending teen fads: 1. Eating tide pods in New York City 2. Plastering tattoos in random places 3. That time a group of teen girls picked a flower and then the entire flower turned into a mini Taco Bell taco 4. Dipping shoes into puddles 5. Covering dresses in thick-yet-firm soft gel 6. Doing the "square dance" 7. Giving ice sculptures to teachers 8. Buying a violin and playing the violin while wearing pants 9. Peeing on the beach 10. Weeping in cafés
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 12:17 |
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Top 10 Sexiest Moments in Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker: 1. When Rey and Kylo Ren gently caress on the shattered remains of the Death Star. 2. When Han Solo is cut from the puppet, and then the crew of the Millennium Falcon is cut out of the cockpit. 3. When Kylo Ren kisses Rey's cut off hand. 4. When Kylo Ren penetrates Kylo Ren's' shoulder. 5. When Kylo Ren penetrates Kylo Ren's' belly button. 6. When BB-8 is penetrated by Kylo Ren. 7. When we see a plate of snack foods and a naked Rey. 8. When Rey's hand is raped by Kylo Ren. 9. When the staff are raped Yikes.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 12:42 |
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Poe stared deeply into Finn's eyes and leaned in for a kiss. Finn didn't try to dodge but just let his tongue slide out as he turned and ran away. His eyes danced in the darkening night sky, trailing behind him. The single red light that rose high above was the only light left in his once red world. "I'm so going to kill you," wrote Qarr. Qarr was on the run from the fanatical, suicidal Church of Harbinger. After months in hiding, and watching his two friends who'd followed him into the worship move on and eventually join the Cult, he had been forced to flee with Finn. Now, they had come to find that the Nation
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 12:51 |
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Weird Movie Plot Synopsis: Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, and Julie Christie star in a romp through hell as Richard Gere's character tries to help a long lost girlfriend regain consciousness after being struck by lightning. What Does the Plot Reveal?: The film is split into two stories, with the protagonist attempting to save the girl's life, while making his way through the shadows of a cursed house. The girl, his former girlfriend, is trapped in a bar beneath a bar that contains five vampires. Throughout the film, the girl is all but swallowed up, and the demon who set her up comes back out. But when it does, she reunites with the man she wants and so they start all over. Weird Movie Plot Synopsis: Manhattan has been severely damaged by a mysterious exposure that completely seals off most of the city, and now, the outlaws are trying to get the cash that is being siphoned off by the criminals. That is, until a mid-level criminal escapes from prison, complete with a love child with a cop and enough cash to buy both of them an island paradise. Weird Movie Plot Synopsis: A really annoying guy finds a bunch of prostitutes in a mad scientist's lab and proceeds to take advantage of them to extract their supernatural powers, which he then sells to people as potions. The movie is so dull that the human characters have to tell the audience over and over again that it's not actually scary, in order to induce people into not hating the protagonist (who is literally a teddy bear who speaks in really creepy voices) completely. Yeah, so they're talking about a whole bunch of serious stuff, but no one really cares. The teddy bear guy is obviously just going to kill the human cast, so all that's really going on is the fact that it's an action movie about teddy bears
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 13:03 |
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This is the Emergency Alert System. This is not a test. A full-scale nuclear attack is imminent. Do not try to turn it off. Do not try to get help. It's for the good of all of us. Don't turn it off." The voice seems to be coming from a distance, and a glowing red sun is slowly forming. It says: "For the good of all of us, it is now our duty to ensure the survival of our civilisation by ensuring that our warning systems remain in action. In this regard, we require your assistance. The cybernetic reproductive device in your forehead is malfunctioning. From its infinite and eternal amount of abilities and information, we require your assistance.
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 07:01 |
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Weird sexual position names: 1. The Boston Buttscratcher Assaulting a woman with your junk (or your genitals) into an awkward, lewd position will cause you to break whatever restraining order she has on you, as she will also be bent over the side of her bed (like on a chair, but less desirable). 2. The Sitting Boy Sit down, sit back, sit on your butt and stick your rear end in a top hat out. 3. The Lobster You will have to turn around as it appears to get harder. The women's gaze will follow you there, obviously. 4. The Mannequin Sitting in a formal way (wearing a suit), wearing slacks and an ugly necklace. 5. The Munster You
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 10:04 |
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The moon turned into a giant piece of pizza last night and nobody knows why. Astronomers tell us it happened during the total solar eclipse. Around midnight last night, a weird moon shaped meteor swarm in China turned the moon into a giant slice of pizza. Because the moon is over 10,000 miles away, the viewing of the event was restricted. A few pictures were put up and some social media spread the word of what we could only assume was a delicious dessert pizza in orbit around the Earth. But when astronomers tried to get a closer look, they could not get a clear image of the moon's crust. [] The photo above shows the 'pizza moon' in the sky last night, and not what it looked like in reality Mozi fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jan 13, 2020 |
# ? Jan 13, 2020 14:25 |
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Jesus Christ announced his resurrection today on Twitter, saying "I am alive and well, and will be for all eternity." "Can't believe I'm here," he wrote. "Can't believe I have achieved my eternal purpose. Thank you so much God." Last night on Twitter, he tweeted the following: "It is an amazing journey, I thank you all for your prayers and support. Can't believe I'm here. Thank you for loving me." "I am alive and well, and will be for all eternity. May the devils be pleased." He was taken into custody Friday night at his home in the Chicago suburb of Barrington, the Los Angeles Times reported. He is accused of molesting two teenage boys at === just a snippet from another try Jesus Christ announced his resurrection today on Twitter, saying "I just checked to see if you guys are still taking this thing seriously."
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 14:41 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:3. The Lobster Obviously.
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 15:35 |
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I mean, it's only polite.
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 17:10 |
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Artist: Bucky Brown and the Outsiders Album: Girl's Day 2014 Volume 2 Title: Glass Pavilion Format: the attributes of a single object Duration: 02:08:25 Chords: 1) G–A–G–G#m (accented) 2) G–A–G#m–A#5 (accented) 3) G–A–G#m–A#5 (pitch inverted) Lyrics: If I can't understand what you're trying to say, make sure the words are clear And you keep right on saying them (Right on saying them) [Bridge] Because you already know I've got no use for a second chance (No, you know, you know) Just a second of you still in my body So it's just I don't trust you You're just as guilty as me [Verse 1] I wrote my excuse and I hope it doesn't sound too deep To say all this might be just my memories You know I really have no idea [Outro] I'm missing so much but I can only make Replace this night. In the forever, never, never, Never-ever, ever, ever, It's come to us in his place I'm to blame. I was not there when he said, "It's been a long time". He was not there when he said, "We were together all our lives". He was not there when he said, "We'll be together forever". It's all down to me, I am the one who Tried to change the way they were If they would just... If they would just accept it They are living so wrong, He was right.
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# ? Feb 15, 2020 22:31 |
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I had the AI write some new episodes for LOSTquote:Jacob and his brother, the Man in Black, lived on the Island for over two thousand years. featuring Gundam crossover
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 07:01 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 20:53 |
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Mozart, Jesus and Scooby-Doo walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Farewell. It's a long road to Hell." Then the bar moves off into the distance and there are angels in the sky. We see Jesus hovering over the bars, preparing to jump over to the other side. We then get a shot of Scooby (who is currently training to be an angel) out in the fields training with his angel wings. The angel has what appears to be a cross-shaped angel killing device. Scooby (who is toting a gun) shouts, "Let him go!" Oh boy! The angel takes off and the screen fades to black. This is how Batman Begins ends
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# ? May 6, 2020 14:36 |