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Alan 00X: .

*casts summon fat yoshi*

# ? May 17, 2019 09:13

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:30

joke_explainer

Yoshi: Luigi, You never think to protect yourself with real friends. You think it's enough to be a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom. All right, the Cap Guard protects you, there are Courts of Law, so you don't need a friend like me. But now you come to me and say Yoshi, you must give me justice. You don't ask in respect or friendship. And you don't call me Godfather; instead you come to my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder... for money.

# ? May 17, 2019 10:35

Stoner Sloth

joke_explainer posted:

Yoshi: Luigi, You never think to protect yourself with real friends. You think it's enough to be a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom. All right, the Cap Guard protects you, there are Courts of Law, so you don't need a friend like me. But now you come to me and say Yoshi, you must give me justice. You don't ask in respect or friendship. And you don't call me Godfather; instead you come to my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder... for money.

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# ? May 17, 2019 10:47

Goons Are Gifts

Farecoal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nghTrcPBp3s

Been humming that at work for an hour now, might lose my job today.

# ? May 17, 2019 11:10

Goons Are Gifts

Gentlemen, after all the debate and arguments, after everything this country and the world has gone through, we need to come together and simply agree on the one topic that really matters. For us, for our children, for the animals around the world, for sliced bread and apples. The one thing that will always be our anchor whenever something goes off:

BIG, BIG YOSHI

# ? May 17, 2019 11:13

joke_explainer

Big Yoshi became the first fictional character awarded the Nobel Peace prize after Palestine and Israel signed unilateral accords reaching a lasting peace and understanding based on their mutual respect of him.

# ? May 17, 2019 11:22

Stoner Sloth

joke_explainer posted:

Big Yoshi became the first fictional character awarded the Nobel Peace prize after Palestine and Israel signed unilateral accords reaching a lasting peace and understanding based on their mutual respect of him.

united by a Yoshi Bigger than their differences

# ? May 17, 2019 11:40

alnilam

vanisher posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RGQErwq.gifv

Thingyman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVQyraoIh_8

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 17, 2019 11:53

Martin BadClixx: ^{dada stijl}

vanisher posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RGQErwq.gifv

Wew big lad

# ? May 17, 2019 14:33

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

yoshi's big yeah yeah yeah it's not small no no no

# ? May 17, 2019 15:01

bradzilla

Putty posted:

# ? May 17, 2019 15:15

Goons Are Gifts

bradzilla posted:

# ? May 17, 2019 15:51

FutonForensic

gonna marry that big yoshi rear end

# ? May 17, 2019 17:03

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

gonna marry that big yoshi rear end

big yoshi will marry who big yoshi wants to

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 17, 2019 21:08

alnilam

if you put big yoshi underneath every post it would be a big sig yoshi

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 17, 2019 21:13

alnilam

if the old guy from dbz did it it'd be master roshi's big sig yoshi

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 17, 2019 21:14

Wes Warhammer

alnilam posted:

if you put big yoshi underneath every post it would be a big sig yoshi

# ? May 17, 2019 21:25

bird.

Yearly pilgrimage,
Climbing to the mountaintop,
Pray, to Big Yoshi

# ? May 18, 2019 01:46

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

alnilam posted:

if the old guy from dbz did it it'd be master roshi's big sig yoshi

# ? May 18, 2019 02:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

vanisher posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RGQErwq.gifv

in awe of the size of that lad in particular

# ? May 18, 2019 03:01

google THIS

fully sexual big yoshi with human mantitties

# ? May 18, 2019 19:31

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

fully sexual big yoshi with human mantitties

# ? May 18, 2019 20:13

Farecoal: There he go

A Fattened fully delitized Big Yoshi, fully big and loving it

# ? May 18, 2019 20:21

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

That's MAMA fuckin Luigi to you Mario! Do NOT sully my status as a surrogate mother to a VASTLY OBESE dinosaur child or the next person that's gonna be dunked in the head to get over a pit will be YOU MARIO.

# ? May 18, 2019 20:34