been overusing the shrink ray lately

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Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

A giant comet the size of the moon is heading straight to earth, the only weapon that can prevent the loss of all life "shrink ray" is out of battery.

# ? May 21, 2019 15:01

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:58

Manifisto

Fredrik1 posted:

A giant comet the size of the moon is heading straight to earth, the only weapon that can prevent the loss of all life "shrink ray" is out of battery.

what size batteries does it take? if we don't have the right size we can maybe shrink some larger ones . . .

. . . uh . . .

:ohdear:

# ? May 21, 2019 15:54

google THIS

Thanks to some deceptive photography and item description flim-flamming on the part of a certain eBay seller who will not be getting a good review, I now have a ball of weed the size of a marble. But not to worry. I point my shrink ray at the sun. "Let's do this," I say as I squeeze the trigger.

# ? May 21, 2019 16:18

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Thanks to some deceptive photography and item description flim-flamming on the part of a certain eBay seller who will not be getting a good review, I now have a ball of weed the size of a marble. But not to worry. I point my shrink ray at the sun. "Let's do this," I say as I squeeze the trigger.

lolol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 21, 2019 16:33

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Manifisto posted:

what size batteries does it take? if we don't have the right size we can maybe shrink some larger ones . . .

. . . uh . . .

The USB charging adapter was shrunk and doesn't fit anymore.

# ? May 21, 2019 21:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"oh poo poo, we're all out of shrink wrap!"
me, smugly, "no problem, just hand me the regular wrap." *wink to the audience*

# ? May 21, 2019 23:19

Martin BadClixx: ^{dada stijl}

Okay which one of you jokers used the shrink ray on my donger. I am sure it was bigger before *thugs collar*

Martin BadClixx fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 22, 2019

# ? May 22, 2019 21:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Sir, we have a BIG problem down in engineering!"

No we don't, I say to myself, reaching for my shrink ray...

# ? May 22, 2019 22:20

Martin BadClixx: ^{dada stijl}

I will save all the jokes and remake them in dick jokes

# ? May 22, 2019 22:21

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

google THIS posted:

Using the shrink ray on my brother so I can play as Mario for once

NOW who's the little brother

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# ? May 26, 2019 17:42

Space Taxi

Shrinking Shrinky Dinks with the ray because the regular way looks like work

# ? May 28, 2019 02:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oops. I got a Shark ray by mistake

# ? May 28, 2019 08:41

BoastfulVirus

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oops. I got a Shark ray by mistake

i believe you're referring to a shrek ray, it's a common mistake.

# ? May 28, 2019 09:04

BoastfulVirus

my doctor was surprised to hear how well i've been doing in terms of my diet. told them i've been having small portions instead.

# ? May 28, 2019 09:06

super sweet best pal

"Quit using the shrink ray, the power bill is massive."

"No problem!" Shoots the ray at the bill

# ? May 28, 2019 09:22

Stoner Sloth

cured all my mental health problems with the shrink ray, but now have a growing addiction to it... as the days and weeks pass I feel myself becoming dangerously sanE

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!