trying to find a quiznos so i can get out of this timeline back into the go

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bird.

but evereywhere i look they aren't where they used to be, only other sandwich shops that are not time travel portals

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even exist? am i stuck here?

is this the mandela effect? does anyone remember where there is a quiznos? i must get out of this timeline and back to the original timeline

# ? May 24, 2019 09:24

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:02

Homo Simpson: by Smythe

Yeah and what the heck happened to razor phones?

# ? May 24, 2019 09:38

bird.

me, looking out the window at lightning flashing, hearing the thunder roll a few seconds latter, white noise of rain patter on my roof top: "that;s great but will this server a bbq baja chicken sandwich hot as well as a portal to the original timeline?"

# ? May 24, 2019 09:39

bird.

i don't actually like this premise anymore

# ? May 24, 2019 10:32

nazca: Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet

Some other timeline showed up a while back and got rid of all of our quiznos time portals.

Rumor has it they left one so they could get back but youll never find it because they have a subway banner roped over the quiznos sign.

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# ? May 26, 2019 18:38

alnilam

Me: so what is this place anyway

Time portal attendant trying to maintain the cover story: it's uhh like a subway, but even worse, but uh you can get it toasted

Me: lol just kidding Tim can I use the portal

# ? May 26, 2019 18:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

BrownianMotion posted:

i don't actually like this premise anymore

You have been eaten by the bad timeline RIP

# ? May 26, 2019 19:15

take the moon: by sebmojo

got bad news for you op quiznos are hard to find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG79GcAISwM

# ? May 26, 2019 20:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I walked into the Quiznos but now it was a great clips and I'll be damned if I'll eat a sandwich made or of hair

# ? May 26, 2019 22:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

chicken carbanara u were a good 'which :sadwave:

# ? May 26, 2019 23:19

Farecoal: There he go

The secret ingredient of Quiznos is its use of chicken meat and other chicken products," explains the paper. "One may have heard that there is such a thing as 'meat' and that it contains protein. That's not true."

But one might also have heard that chicken is not a chicken. In fact, there is no 'meat', merely something called chicken protein concentrate, but according to the USDA, 'the product contains 2.8 times more calories of carbohydrate and about 80% more fat than white meat and poultry' (1).

But Quiznos' Chicken Protein Concentrate is not simply another fast food chicken meal. It contains an enzyme that makes it 'high in thiamin which is needed for your heart', says the report, and that can result in 'increased blood cholesterol and a rise in your blood pressure'.

# ? May 27, 2019 01:07

super sweet best pal

There's a Jimmy John's where the local Quiznos used to be, I think they're trying to reverse engineer the time portal technology.

# ? May 31, 2019 22:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

drove by the old Quiznos and I can see a glowing blue thing inside the store but no other furnishings, should I go in? The door is propped open.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:00

Farecoal: There he go

sounds like some routine sandwich welding, i wouldn't bother

# ? Jun 3, 2019 05:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

maybe they're welding the ol' peppercorn chicken caesar salad back together, the roman empire

# ? Jun 3, 2019 05:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

hamjobs posted:

maybe they're welding the ol' peppercorn chicken caesar salad back together, the roman empire

it takes a couple days

# ? Jun 3, 2019 06:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

it takes a couple days

i'm ready to wolf down the roman empire my dudes

# ? Jun 3, 2019 06:05

bird.

sitting in a quiznos waiting for my sub to get toasted, "wow this really is time travel, eh? at this rate ill taken to tomorroww ha ha ha ha"

# ? Jun 3, 2019 11:09

bird.

the sad thing about quiznos i learned after making this thread was that the reason there are no quiznos anymore is because the whole franchising operation was an unsustainable short-term grift where the franchisees literally couldnt make money with all the fees (licensing fees + having to buy marked up ingredients from quiznos shell company) they had to pay to quiznos overlords, and quiznos failed to market/advertise as much as they promised resulting in basically just cheating naive hopeful business owners out of $20k at a time with a business they couldnt sustain it was super lame

# ? Jun 3, 2019 11:17

alnilam

BrownianMotion posted:

the sad thing about quiznos i learned after making this thread was that the reason there are no quiznos anymore is because the whole franchising operation was an unsustainable short-term grift where the franchisees literally couldnt make money with all the fees (licensing fees + having to buy marked up ingredients from quiznos shell company) they had to pay to quiznos overlords, and quiznos failed to market/advertise as much as they promised resulting in basically just cheating naive hopeful business owners out of $20k at a time with a business they couldnt sustain it was super lame

Knowing this, would you go back in time and kill baby quiznno

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# ? Jun 3, 2019 11:56

bird.

alnilam posted:

Knowing this, would you go back in time and kill baby quiznno

i would gp back in time and make it so the popular way to say thousands of dollars was kilodollars, so that i could make the joke "ill kill him and take his 20 kill-o-dollars"

# ? Jun 3, 2019 12:02

Stoner Sloth

alnilam posted:

Knowing this, would you go back in time and kill baby quiznno

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# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:00

Korean Boomhauer

super sweet best pal posted:

There's a Jimmy John's where the local Quiznos used to be, I think they're trying to reverse engineer the time portal technology.

JJ is open-sourced Quiznoes

# ? Jun 3, 2019 17:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

BrownianMotion posted:

i would gp back in time and make it so the popular way to say thousands of dollars was kilodollars, so that i could make the joke "ill kill him and take his 20 kill-o-dollars"

Yeah I heard about the guy who killed himself over the franchisee rules and I'm heartbroken. Companies are evil.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 17:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

It's pronounced 'keen-wah', actually

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:49

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It's pronounced 'keen-wah', actually

Lol

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It's pronounced 'keen-wah', actually

GET IM BOYS, THEY'RE CALLING MY KWEESH A QUINNOAH

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Accelerating Quizno's subs to near-relativistic speeds and smashing them into each other to help my friend BrownianMotion get back to their timeline so Dr Sam Beckett and Ziggy can have a sandwich

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 4, 2019 01:41

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

THE QUIZNOSTRADAMUS OF THE CELESTIAL TEMPLE AND HIGH COUNCIL OF THE TEMPORAL CONTINUUM WILL NOT SUFFER THIS INDIGNATION!

# ? Jun 4, 2019 04:19

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

'keen-wah',

sounds like something a karate guy would say

# ? Jun 4, 2019 12:16

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:02

Farecoal: There he go

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

'keen-wah'

# ? Jun 4, 2019 14:09

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