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Friend’s girlfriend gets all mad when him and I hug/cuddle/make out. Just tryna give my bro some love. Read poems together, suck his dick better than she ever could, etc.
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Jun 7, 2019 03:56
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Macnult posted:Friend’s girlfriend gets all mad when him and I hug/cuddle/make out. Just tryna give my bro some love. Read poems together, suck his dick better than she ever could, etc. what a oval office
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Jun 7, 2019 06:09
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some ho who led my bro on for a couple years, she banged some other guy as soon as they got back from a trip to europe on his dime talked a big game about how much he changed her life but then didn't even have the dignity to show up to his funeral
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Jun 7, 2019 06:17
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DamnitGannet posted:My friend married his lovely high school gf and they are finally breaking up after she made him sleep on the couch for months so she could gently caress another man in their bed. Only recently has he stopped cooking for them both and driving the boyfriend to his apartment to gently caress his wife. 
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Jun 7, 2019 08:45
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Bust Rodd posted:I also guess I don’t understand why her boyfriend couldn’t have been one of the 7-8 guys. Probably because he never would have agreed to it lol
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Jun 7, 2019 10:54
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Best friend met a girl while he was working in a casino. Having overcome a serious gambling problem in my teens, the first words out of my loving mouth were ‘never give this girl money’. Not only did she take him for fifty large, he found a bunch of texts on one of her phones from her client base: secretly an escort girl to fund her gambling problem.
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Jun 7, 2019 12:27
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One of my brothers dated a lady who snapped when they broke up and stole our baby sister's kitten, repeatedly called our a mom a crackwhore while screaming she loved my brother, and repeatedly called our grandparents saying she needed them to make my brother get back together with her or she would kill hersef. She stopped after a month or so but it was fun times.
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Jun 7, 2019 15:09
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Chrs Gry posted:Probably because he never would have agreed to it lol I mean if she's asking at that point you might as well, it's gon happen.
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Jun 7, 2019 15:19
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Ngl, I was hoping for the happy ending where she ends up a cokehead on the streets of Brazil, but I'll take it. Will do. No idea what she's up to now. He said he saw her one time in the lobby of his building when he was moving out, but he noped the gently caress out of there so she didn't see him. He wants nothing to do with her ever again and frankly doesn't even like talking about her. She's probably doing ok, and found some other poor SOB to leech off of. But we don't really care. * Like I said, his current girlfriend whom he's been with for about a year is awesome in every way so we're happy for him and he's doing pretty well now. That's all that really matters. *Would still be awesome to hear that she's miserable though. LabyaMynora posted:Brazilian chick knew how to gently caress. That's one thing he said she was good at. Both loving him and loving him over.
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Jun 7, 2019 16:30
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Tulalip Tulips posted:One of my brothers dated a lady who snapped when they broke up and stole our baby sister's kitten, repeatedly called our a mom a crackwhore while screaming she loved my brother, and repeatedly called our grandparents saying she needed them to make my brother get back together with her or she would kill hersef. She stopped after a month or so but it was fun times. Did your sister get her kitten back tho????
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Jun 7, 2019 17:00
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Macnult posted:Friend’s girlfriend gets all mad when him and I hug/cuddle/make out. Just tryna give my bro some love. Read poems together, suck his dick better than she ever could, etc. awww *o*
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Jun 7, 2019 17:14
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she was a gross trailer kid really into sepultura who we nicknamed Dookie Vagina. we later decided this nickanme was a bit harsh, but we were already so used to calling her "DV" for short so we changed it to Donkey Vagabond
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Jun 7, 2019 17:35
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A friend's husband has some cool qualities but is mostly just a huge drag. One of the first things he said to me was, "It's not about what I like. It's about what I hate the least." COOL. 30 year old dude with a really fine edge.
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Jun 7, 2019 18:01
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esperterra posted:Did your sister get her kitten back tho???? No. Lady stole the kitten and we never got her back. Small town cops give no shits about stolen pets.
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Jun 7, 2019 18:40
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Internetjack posted:A co-worker had one of the most deadbeat leeches I've ever met for a boyfriend. Lmao I know a couple really similar to this, right down to the unused psychology degree No daughter or woodburning stove though... yet
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Jun 7, 2019 19:17
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It’s almost like Psych degrees are worthless!
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Jun 7, 2019 19:23
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after many years of study, i'm ready to announce my finding that humans are all hosed up
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Jun 7, 2019 19:46
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Smart thread premise, given the crowd
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Jun 7, 2019 20:22
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my sisters husband treats her first kid like poo poo, is a convicted pedo, and put holes in the condoms so my sister would get pregnant.
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Jun 7, 2019 21:38
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Bust Rodd posted:It’s almost like Psych degrees are worthless! They are. Source: has a psych degree, doesnt use it
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Jun 7, 2019 21:43
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Former friend had a boyfriend who would routinely ignore her for long periods of time because he was busy with his band. He's stand her up on dates, not be around to answer calls (before cell phones were as ubiquitous), and show up to her place hours after he said he'd come over to hang out. He'd start arguments with her about everything, regardless of who was around, and made threatening remarks to all her male friends when he did bother to show up. After a year and a half of this, she got pissed off one night and cheated on him with a drunk male friend of hers. He found out and started freaking out, calling her a slut, talking about kicking the dude's rear end, all that jazz. She changed her mind and took him back, and her drunk guy friend said "screw this" and ghosted her because he caught 'the feels' or some poo poo. A year later the same thing happened with another dude and she dumped the rockstar for dude number two. He went out and got hisself a girlfriend who looked a lot like her, and proceeded to repeat the process.
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Jun 8, 2019 04:09
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snergle posted:my sisters husband treats her first kid like poo poo, is a convicted pedo, and put holes in the condoms so my sister would get pregnant. Sounds like a guy I was in the Navy with who’s now in Texas
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Jun 8, 2019 04:30
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Chinatown posted:my friends GF refuses to have sex with me I wonder what it's like to have this problem
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Jun 8, 2019 05:04
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snergle posted:my sisters husband treats her first kid like poo poo, is a convicted pedo, and put holes in the condoms so my sister would get pregnant. Why don't you kick his rear end?
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Jun 8, 2019 05:37
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A buddy of mine was introduced to a girl by a very trashy mutual friend of ours (he knocked up and eventually married a 17 year old girl when he was 25), and I knew this girl was trouble from day one. Long story short, he's now a single dad of two and she's a junkie living god knows where; she didn't even make it to two custody hearings and basically just ghosted her kids after they divorced. I remember hanging out with him and airing my misgivings about her very early on into their relationship and he defended her saying "she gives good blowjobs and I love her!" This was his second wife, his first wife and him were married for three months and they split up because she would do meth during the day and drink vodka at night to go to sleep. She called the police on my roommate and accused him of slipping LSD into her food, in actuality she was in the middle of a methamphetamine psychosis episode. She's dead now. It sucks because he's the nicest dude ever but he just has a broken relationship radar. He's now dating a fat girl half his age that he met on imgur.
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Jun 8, 2019 07:01
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Gaunab posted:Why don't you kick his rear end?
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Jun 8, 2019 07:28
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neato burrito posted:He's now dating a fat girl half his age that he met on imgur.
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Jun 8, 2019 08:40
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Coolguye posted:i found myself wondering how the hell anyone 'meets' someone on imgur and then after 5 seconds i realized i have absolutely no wish to actually hear the answer to this question
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Jun 8, 2019 09:09
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Former DILF posted:My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch I appreciate your Offspring reference. But do I appreciate myself for knowing? Who knows
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Jun 8, 2019 10:23
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Riatsala posted:I dunno if I'd call her my "friend" but my roommate had a desperate rebound with this guy who in the span of a single party threw up twice during the same power hour, got angry at the Bo Burnham special playing in the living room because he "didn't get it" and got into a unprompted, one sided argument about star wars and proceeded to meltdown so hard that everyone went outside and a few people left. Serves her right for dating her roommate, that poo poo's just an accident waiting to happen.
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Jun 8, 2019 14:27
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jazzyhattrick posted:Serves her right for dating her roommate, that poo poo's just an accident waiting to happen. You know, I didn't mention anywhere in my post that she was dating her roommate, but wouldn't you know this whole event was predicated off of her breaking up with our other roommate, thus being desperate to bring a new guy to house parties. You're 100% right, though. Move in with your BF/GF, but don't date your roommate.
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Jun 8, 2019 14:49
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Riatsala posted:You know, I didn't mention anywhere in my post that she was dating her roommate, but wouldn't you know this whole event was predicated off of her breaking up with our other roommate, thus being desperate to bring a new guy to house parties. No dude they were saying it was you that did the barfs
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Jun 8, 2019 16:02
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My best friend asked me to be his best man at his wedding and when his fiancee/now wife found out, she made him not only take it back but uninvite me from the wedding entirely. I was too much of a "bad influence" because sometimes I "made" him miss his nightly phonecall checkin to her because he was out having fun and "made" him play too many video games. He didn't even put up a fight so honestly they're both pretty lovely.
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Jun 8, 2019 16:06
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Universe Master posted:When I was a teen my friend dated this girl who like to punch people, like in the arm or stomach. Why didn't you just hit her back? By her logic, it wouldn't have hurt, because you're a guy.
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Jun 8, 2019 17:38
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:I don't actually know. I could see it being a thing where you can't name a dog "Dog" or a cat "Cat" because they have an animal type field along with a name and that would mess up the system. I could also totally see it being part of the crazy. I'm incredibly horny for the politics of a sex worker who thumbs her nose at the animal control board
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Jun 8, 2019 17:52
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gey muckle mowser posted:the one guy that is still dating IS the lovely bf in his relationships though. gey muckle mowser posted:he's not so much a lovely person as he is just obnoxious as hell to be around, like he can't shut the gently caress up about disney and star wars stuff Can't imagine why he's still single.
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Jun 8, 2019 17:56
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numberoneposter posted:get custom plates that say "NO PLATE" to own the cops Someone in my town has NO TEXT and I don't know if it's rebellious, anti-distracted driving, or pro-shitposting
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