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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
I honestly dont know anyone who uses a bong anymore, just pipes or rolls.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I've been thinking about buying one but I'm too apathetic due to weed probably.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


just buy a large mixing bowl and then put the bong in the middle and set it in concrete you dumbo. then it'll be too heavy to lift, let alone knock over. enjoy your "jazz cabbage!!"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

more like dong

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
post your beat bong names

mine is Battlebong Galactica

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Show us your bong we know that's what this is all about really.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Wamdoodle posted:

fukkin lol if u don't have a funeral and 21 fun salute for ur bongs that fell while serving

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

Mister Speaker posted:

post your beat bong names

mine is Battlebong Galactica

Genghis Bong, Ruler of Bongolia

It will break you and sire many children

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

ThunderChild

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Mister Speaker posted:

post your beat bong names

mine is Battlebong Galactica

World of Bongcraft.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Bong wick

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Epoxy it to the floor dingus

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
A wizard's staff has a bong at the end

Mooseface
Oct 19, 2005

Nap Ghost
Vote 1 for Spilly Billy. No break, no mess, no hassle.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Just weight the bottom of it so it's like those weeble wobble toys.

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I broke my friend's weed smoker. He never cleans his room. Ever since he started pot he's just become a lazy slob. He's been smoking for a while now and I got tired of seeing him spiral downward so I broke the end off his weed smoker.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

homeless guy posted:

I broke my friend's weed smoker. He never cleans his room. Ever since he started pot he's just become a lazy slob. He's been smoking for a while now and I got tired of seeing him spiral downward so I broke the end off his weed smoker.

a debil with angle wings..,.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Bea Nanner posted:

they get hot as gently caress

protip: i had a metal pipe once and i just kept going to the deep freeze and pressing it against all the frost to cool it off. no mess and doesnt get the inside of the pipe wet

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just buy a big bong that's bigger than you and weights like 400 pounds, there's no way you'll drop it in the floor!

uh we're all goons here I'm pretty sure a bong bigger than OP would be impossible

FactsAreUseless posted:

Idgi, why are the butt plugs so small?

mr professional over here...

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Jestery posted:

Bong wick

jardabby bonganovich

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Babong Yaga

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

kazr posted:

Epoxy it to the floor dingus

Epoxy it to your gooch

beaver bong dot com

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Junk posted:

protip: i had a metal pipe once and i just kept going to the deep freeze and pressing it against all the frost to cool it off. no mess and doesnt get the inside of the pipe wet

What year were you born jesus buy a $15 glass pipe like every other weed smoking idiot

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

DURR HURRR I pressed the molten hot metal pipe to my gooch beaver bong dot com!

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