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FactsAreUseless posted:My guess is some really, really badly handled trans representation. naw its gonna be terfy as gently caress. my guess is wizards know that to be a real woman you have to have children and preserve the wizard race. just abracadabra the sperm into you yeah I eat rear end posted:people always told me this when I confessed to reading the whole harry potter series approximately 25 times over. Then I read The Dark Tower series somewhere around 30 times and they're still saying it. malazan, the first 4 dune books, sandersons cosmere books specifically war breaker and elantris. gently caress i think erikson is doing like prequels and tons of crazy poo poo to fill in the lore of malazan even more. i should read those snergle fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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I thought that one book where Harry Potter got groomed and then molested by Dumbledore was pretty hosed up. Like for reals, 30 full pages of extremely graphic NAMBLA poo poo was pretty 
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the hairy knobbler books where dumbledore is the protagonist is a completely different series of books
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Run on off to school now my son, Severus Dobby Remus Dumbledore Weasley-Potter. Don't be afraid if you get sorted into the evil, inbred, racist school house, they can be very brave and good as well as long as they are forever motivated by a girl they never hosed.
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Jun 1, 2019 08:40
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if i was ron weasly id get a fuckin proper haircut
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Jun 1, 2019 08:46
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Remember that one where hermonie called that dude the n word?
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mind the walrus posted:Nah even then it's only Harry Potter-esque for like half of the first book and then they gently caress off for a Narnia parody because they're all too bored by being Ivy League winners at "life" so young. I sort of liked the message that the main character's real problem wasn't that he wanted magic, he wanted for The Books He Read As A Kid to be real, with him as the heroic protagonist who got everything he wanted. Magic and even fantasy worlds didn't scratch his itch because, deep down, they weren't made specifically for him to have awesome adventures, they worked too much like the real world but with magic, and not like a kid book. He wasn't a dreamer chasing the impossible dream, he was just a self-centered dickbag. But then, I don't know, it all sort of falls apart, and I guess that's still the message, but it sort of isn't. The first one has a crummy ending that undermines all the Lessons He Learned Along The Way, and the sequel is just so unnecessary.
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Nooner posted:Remember that one where hermonie called that dude the n word? Her my knee is a real jerk. She's always running things with her racism and general assholery. I hope she plays a prominent role in future Harvey wizard books.
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Jun 1, 2019 09:14
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turn left rupert nooo
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Somehow, I am not surprised that of all Harry Potter characters to end up being a brony, it's Ron.
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I think I read like 2 chapters of Harry Potter in Spanish and couldn't handle it. Everything I'm hearing now makes me feel not only vindicated but prescient.
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naem posted:i’m confused by the fact that all adults in the hp world are weird shut in sexless dorks much like all adult fans of it irl
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Code Jockey posted:much like all adult fans of it irl Lmao RACK 'EM
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CubanMissile posted:Oh good. Books have DLC now. Just what we needed.
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Hairy secrets and the chamber pot.
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numberoneposter posted:if i was ron weasly id get a fuckin proper haircut id get a throat cut imo
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Julius CSAR posted:READ ANOTHER loving BOOK GODDAMN I'm going to. Another Harry Potter book!
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Finally! I've been DYING to know what Torok was going to do after using his ring on the cops in the end of the film, especially since he's the one that saved Wendy and destroyed his own plan in the end anyway. I just hope it's not all dumb expanded universe Nilbog bullshit.
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Harry Potter fans are worse than Doctor Who fans, which is a hell of a thing.
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I blame the Brits
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Harry Potter rolled up his prayer mat in the common room. "Inshallah we will win the quidditch match against Slytherin." He felt a pang of doubt as he remembered his reflection in the Mirror of Erised: fat full breasts and a thick muff of pubic hair above his pussy. Was being trans halal? He did not know, but thinking about it was distracting him from studying for his OWLs.
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I still haven't gotten through Swann's Way. Don't really get why Proust is held in such high regard. Maybe its easier and more enjoyable in the original french. Although I can't imagine how french makes hundreds of pages of descriptions of the fine details of wallpaper any more thrilling.
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Harry Potter rolled up his prayer mat in the common room. "Inshallah we will win the quidditch match against Slytherin." He felt a pang of doubt as he remembered his reflection in the Mirror of Erised: fat full breasts and a thick muff of pubic hair above his pussy. Was being trans halal? He did not know, but thinking about it was distracting him from studying for his OWLs. lmao
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