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INT. MIDRIFFGARD - AFTERNOON A strong and powerful V-King, MR FAGNAR COCKBROKE is arguing with Valkyrie LADY LAGATHA BOOTYLICIOUS. FAGNAR tries to hug LAGATHA but she shakes him off. FAGNAR I want you to stay with me! LAGATHA I'm sorry Fagnar, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. FAGNAR You are the one running away! LAGATHA frowns. LAGATHA I'm sorry, Fagnar. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore. Ragnar lets out a deep sigh FAGNAR I am a brave, very strong man. Strong enough to recognize your agency as a woman. I will respect your decision. LAGATHA leaves. FAGNAR sits down, looking defeated. Moments later, sexy V-King JARL BJORN SIDEDICK barges in looking flustered. FAGNAR Goodness, Bjorn! Is everything okay? BJORN I'm afraid not. FAGNAR What is it? Don't keep me in suspense... BJORN It's ... an incel ... I saw a disgusting incel threaten a bunch of ladies! FAGNAR Defenseless ladies? BJORN raises an eyebrow BJORN Ladies are not defenseless. They are powerful women with a strong, independent spirit. In any case they need our help. FAGNAR Bloomin' heck, Bjorn! We've got to do something. BJORN I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start. FAGNAR You can start by telling me where this happened. BJORN I was... BJORN fans himself and begins to wheeze. FAGNAR Focus Bjorn, focus! Where did it happen? BJORN Assgard! That's right - Assgard! FAGNAR springs up and begins to run. EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS FAGNAR rushes along the street, followed by BJORN. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way. INT. ASSGARD - SHORTLY AFTER COKIE ENGLISHMAN a mean incel terrorizes two ladies. FAGNAR, closely followed by BJORN, rushes towards COKIE, but suddenly stops in his tracks. BJORN What is is? What's the matter? FAGNAR That's not just any old incel, that's Cokie Englishman! BJORN Who's Cokie Englishman? FAGNAR Who's Cokie Englishman? Who's Cokie Englishman? Only the most mean incel in the universe! BJORN Blinkin' knickers, Fagnar! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most mean incel in the universe! FAGNAR You can say that again. BJORN Blinkin' knickers, Fagnar! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most mean incel in the universe! FAGNAR I'm going to need cum, lots of cum. Cokie turns and sees Fagnar and Bjorn. He grins an evil grin. COKIE Fagnar Cockbroke, we meet again. BJORN You've met? FAGNAR Yes. It was a long, long time ago... EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
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# ? May 31, 2019 08:25 |
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# ? May 31, 2019 11:25 |
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Isn't there supposed to be like an establishing shot or something? I'm not a screenwriter but I thought you had to kind of show the setting.
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# ? May 31, 2019 11:39 |
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CU of a penis loving an rear end in a top hat. PULL OUT to show YOUNG COKIE drilling YOUNG FAGNAR outside the dragon's cave.
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# ? May 31, 2019 11:46 |
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pseudanonymous posted:Isn't there supposed to be like an establishing shot or something? I'm not a screenwriter but I thought you had to kind of show the setting. Interesting I chose to start as all bold scriptwriters, in medias SEX (for those not in the know, the pun is related to in medias res, meaning on the middle of the action, although there is no sex in the opening scene) Maybe you should set the scene
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# ? May 31, 2019 12:26 |
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You spelled Fagnar like Ragnar one time you need a better editor
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# ? May 31, 2019 12:47 |
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Sid Vicious posted:You spelled Fagnar like Ragnar one time you need a better editor you got the job!
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# ? May 31, 2019 13:33 |
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I'm not a big fan and think you shouldn't, op! Good luck on trying anything else that might be better though and I can't wait to see that instead of this.
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# ? May 31, 2019 14:03 |
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Can there be a valkyrie queen named Labia Majora with an smaller attendant Labia Minora?
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# ? May 31, 2019 14:08 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Can there be a valkyrie queen named Labia Majora with an smaller attendant Labia Minora? Only if they are like Russian nesting dolls Valkyries
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# ? May 31, 2019 14:15 |
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https://i.imgur.com/PJ1f1lV.gifv like this but with hairy viking cocks
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# ? May 31, 2019 14:47 |
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OPENING SHOT OF A MAJESTIC NORDIC MOUNTAIN RANGE (actually the Himalayas because that looks cool) Opening scroll begins: DENMARK 10 000 BC
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# ? May 31, 2019 15:23 |
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Big Beef City posted:I'm not a big fan and think you shouldn't, op! you can't dissuade me or this forum of their dreams Big Beef City! I dream of giant V-KIng codpieces and Valkyrie maidens I FEEL and I LIVE MY PASSION I have NO TIME for SCRUBS
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# ? May 31, 2019 16:15 |
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I've already made a 2 hour YouTube dissecting the trailer
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:11 |
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rear end guard?poverty goat posted:https://i.imgur.com/PJ1f1lV.gifv
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:15 |
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We're going to need to cast at least three actors to play LOKI. 1)A real smug rear end in a top hat dude 2)A sexy giant lady 3)A sexy horse I want all of them cast properly and working together, they'll see a LOT of play, some of the other forms might be one-offs but these are going to carry the show. And yes we're having LOKI, are you crazy, we have an excuse to use him and we're going to take it he (and she) are going to have a LOT of sex scenes.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:49 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:We're going to need to cast at least three actors to play LOKI. Loki is all three of those things
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