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Just build the rockets out of rocks. It’s already, like, more than 50% of the name. Put stripes on them for fast. Do I have to think of everything?
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It's time to glioBLASToma off into space kids! get cancer faster than ever before your skulls and myelin sheaths fully form, and if you make it long enough you can be addicted to revenge porn at the age of 19, sleeping 5 hours a night drinking stimulants from a gas station daily
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extra stout posted:It's time to glioBLASToma off into space kids! get cancer faster than ever before your skulls and myelin sheaths fully form, and if you make it long enough you can be addicted to revenge porn at the age of 19, sleeping 5 hours a night drinking stimulants from a gas station daily ....so my life already but in space?
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Jun 24, 2019 18:11
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Also, 19 seems pretty old to get addicted to revenge porn; I guess he’s a late bloomer
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Jun 24, 2019 18:49
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So much useless ugly garbage, gently caress
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unpacked robinhood posted:So much useless ugly garbage, gently caress Yea, and his cars looks stupid too
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How much will Musknet cost? Will I need a special router or antenna to receive his data into my house ports?
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Jun 24, 2019 19:10
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It'll all run off a tiny little tuner Tesla necklace like Grimes had. When there's connectivity issues you have to go and manually align one of those TV satellite dishes from the 80s and only 27 people can be online at a time though.
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Jun 24, 2019 19:18
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Razorwired posted:It'll all run off a tiny little tuner Tesla necklace like Grimes had. lol 
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Jun 24, 2019 19:20
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this better not gently caress with ALMA
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Jun 24, 2019 19:24
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Isn't internet fast enough already? They should look into making better batteries, or an app to let my grandkids call me
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Jun 24, 2019 21:55
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But I need to look up dinosaurs for homework tonight, and mom needs help with the taxes!
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Kazak posted:Isn't internet fast enough already? They should look into making better batteries, or an app to let my grandkids call me The weird thing is that we have internet 10x faster than is needed to stream Netflix in 4K, but if you actually try to video chat with your grandkids it’s still just as clunky and poo poo as it was 15 years ago. gently caress, if video chat wasn’t so terrible we wouldn’t need all these Tesla’s and hyperloops because you wouldn’t need to go outside.
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Jun 24, 2019 22:11
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I hear the euro internets are much better than what we have in the states
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Thanks to the telco lobbyists, we subsidized a bunch of fiber optic installation back in the 90's, but then they found out that working on fiber lines was cutting into their sweet sweet cocaine-and-yacht money so they abandoned it. Seriously, not even they know where a lot of that fiber optic line is buried.
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RobattoJesus posted:The weird thing is that we have internet 10x faster than is needed to stream Netflix in 4K, but if you actually try to video chat with your grandkids it’s still just as clunky and poo poo as it was 15 years ago. Looking at people while you talk to them is unnecessary and will soon be considered a decadence
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Kazak posted:Looking at people while you talk to them is unnecessary and will soon be considered a decadence You're only saying this because you don't want to have to wear pants at home
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Jun 24, 2019 22:45
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RobattoJesus posted:You're only saying this because you don't want to have to wear pants at home Fuckin right I don't!
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Jun 24, 2019 22:51
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RobattoJesus posted:You're only saying this because you don't want to have to wear pants at home people actually wear pants at home? wtf?
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ragedx posted:people actually wear pants at home? wtf? Actually I hear you can make decent money video chatting from home without pants.
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Jun 24, 2019 22:58
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"eww grampa put pants on I can see your peepee through the NeuLink!" "If you don't like it you can close your eyes" "But grampa it's a direct neural implant feeeed!"
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Jun 24, 2019 23:00
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launch that thai soccer team into space elon, you coward
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Jun 24, 2019 23:10
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Extremely eager for my grandchildren to live in a Faraday cage created by their grandparents' owners. At least their lives of menial serfdom in a climate too hot for it won't be warped by internet nazis and fetish porn.
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looks like a rush fan
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