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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

Hey, wanna play a game of dong pong? :grin:

hit me up on my CB, my handle is Long Don Johnson

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Weird, my name is Long John Donson.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
*has flared shins*

*is considered pretty darn cool by other saunees*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you guys see that new start warts??? fuckin wild.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

you guys see that new start warts??? fuckin wild.

Yeah i loved the trash pit scene. Check this out.

*one-eyed snake pops up, scans the sauna, disappears*

*one guy grabs his ankle* "What the hell was that??"

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Look at how hairy my dick is! Isn’t it rad? Hey do you guys read National Lampoon? That’s where I got this aluminum bong. It provides a full-bodied hit and a smooth finish according to the ad, so it must be true.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

Hey, wanna play a game of dong pong? :grin:

pong is played with knobs not joysticks get out

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Well gotta go fellas. The ol' ball and chain is making me take the kids to some new movie about space wars or something.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
*Pulls smuggled lubricated bottle of Montrachet out of my rear end*

*Takes a couple deep breaths and winces*

Going in for the corkscrew...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

pong is played with knobs not joysticks get out
ok old timer dont put your hip out

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Anyone got any poppers?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
All I'm sayin' is, ain't no replacement for displacement. And gently caress the gummint with these catalytic converters and you can't get leaded gas at half the gas stations no more. gently caress's up with that. Don't they know it makes yer car run better?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bonzo posted:

Anyone got any poppers?

I have absolutely no idea what you mean. I do, however, have two bottles of VHS head cleaner and one bottle of locker deodorizer.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Oh I thought this was "Soviet Sauna"

"The steam is strong enough, tovarichi."

*slaps self with bushel of birch branches*

"Comrades! Our attack to the west begins in six months!"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Get outta here, John, ya fuckin' pinko! Goddamn! Fuckin brings a tree to a sauna.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Soviet sauna?!? Well get a load of my private property, tovarisch! *towel drops*

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Colonel Cancer posted:

Soviet sauna?!? Well get a load of my private property, tovarisch! *towel drops*

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

pong is played with knobs not joysticks get out

and this game of pong is played with dongs. ffs what the hell do you think dong pong is?????//

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
When you play the game of dongs you win or you win. Its more of a co-op.

Wilmott Snipes
May 29, 2002

It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?
After this let's go cruising for chicks in my van the Flavor Savor. Also, I'm driving so hand me a beer every 10 minutes NOT 5, don't want to get into an accident.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
*snorts coke*

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
*eats quaaludes at juice bar, goes next door to have a single beer, takes cab home because it’s the seventies and there ain’t no uber*

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