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Joe Mama Poonana posted:Hey, wanna play a game of dong pong? hit me up on my CB, my handle is Long Don Johnson
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 04:18 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:45 |
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Weird, my name is Long John Donson.
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 04:42 |
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*has flared shins* *is considered pretty darn cool by other saunees*
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:52 |
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you guys see that new start warts??? fuckin wild.
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 20:00 |
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numberoneposter posted:you guys see that new start warts??? fuckin wild. Yeah i loved the trash pit scene. Check this out. *one-eyed snake pops up, scans the sauna, disappears* *one guy grabs his ankle* "What the hell was that??"
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 20:34 |
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Look at how hairy my dick is! Isn’t it rad? Hey do you guys read National Lampoon? That’s where I got this aluminum bong. It provides a full-bodied hit and a smooth finish according to the ad, so it must be true.
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:15 |
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:Hey, wanna play a game of dong pong? pong is played with knobs not joysticks get out
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:17 |
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Well gotta go fellas. The ol' ball and chain is making me take the kids to some new movie about space wars or something.
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:20 |
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*Pulls smuggled lubricated bottle of Montrachet out of my rear end* *Takes a couple deep breaths and winces* Going in for the corkscrew...
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:32 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:pong is played with knobs not joysticks get out
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:36 |
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Anyone got any poppers?
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:38 |
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All I'm sayin' is, ain't no replacement for displacement. And gently caress the gummint with these catalytic converters and you can't get leaded gas at half the gas stations no more. gently caress's up with that. Don't they know it makes yer car run better?
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:39 |
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Bonzo posted:Anyone got any poppers? I have absolutely no idea what you mean. I do, however, have two bottles of VHS head cleaner and one bottle of locker deodorizer.
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:40 |
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Oh I thought this was "Soviet Sauna" "The steam is strong enough, tovarichi." *slaps self with bushel of birch branches* "Comrades! Our attack to the west begins in six months!"
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:42 |
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Get outta here, John, ya fuckin' pinko! Goddamn! Fuckin brings a tree to a sauna.
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:45 |
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Soviet sauna?!? Well get a load of my private property, tovarisch! *towel drops*
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:46 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Soviet sauna?!? Well get a load of my private property, tovarisch! *towel drops*
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 21:50 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:pong is played with knobs not joysticks get out and this game of pong is played with dongs. ffs what the hell do you think dong pong is?????//
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# ? Jun 7, 2019 22:34 |
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When you play the game of dongs you win or you win. Its more of a co-op.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 16:46 |
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After this let's go cruising for chicks in my van the Flavor Savor. Also, I'm driving so hand me a beer every 10 minutes NOT 5, don't want to get into an accident.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 17:05 |
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*snorts coke*
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 18:19 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:45 |
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*eats quaaludes at juice bar, goes next door to have a single beer, takes cab home because it’s the seventies and there ain’t no uber*
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:21 |