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The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
reluctantly crouched in the bathroom line
bladders pumping and thumping in time
the stall lock closes, the door swings shut
churning and burning they yearn for the cup

they deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
water flowing fast out an empty tank
reckless and wild they pour in the urinals
their piss streams are potent, and secretly stern

The Cockler fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jun 10, 2019

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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
I kicked the habit (kicked the habit)
Spread my piss (spread my piss)
This is the new stuff (this is the new stuff)
I go pissing in (I go pissing in)

Will you piss for me
I will piss for you
Will you piss for me
I will piss for you

I wanna be
Your pisshammer

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
theres gold across the river but i dont want none
i would rather be dry than held up by a golden gun
singing work more, earn more, piss more, have more fun

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Pissbug
Pissbug
Pissbug
Pissbug

You put the piss piss into my heart (piss, piss)
You send my soul sky high when your pissin' starts
Pissbug into my brain (yeah, yeah)
Goes a piss-piss-piss 'til my feet do the same

Left me pissin' in my bed
I was pissing, but I should have been with you instead

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that piss
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on pissing solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me pissing tonight
I wanna hit that piiiiiiiiissssss

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
I bet you dont even know Hurt isn't a Johnny Cash song.
It's a Miley Cyrus cover.

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Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
and so it waaaaaas that later
as the miller told his tale
that her piss, at first just ghostly
turned a yellower shade of pale

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