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Farecoal

There he go
Pronounce it as You-ber

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Farecoal

There he go
Order an Uber, open the door, conspicuously look around the inside, and say "Um, maybe I'll take a cab instead". Then slam the door shut

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Go head to an incredibly awkward breakfast after a one night stand using uber. let the person you hosed last night into their seat in the back, very politely. then, not knowing how things work, sit in the front for the whole trip

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
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Get in next to the driver, set this up



Pretend steer all the way to destination and then ask the driver to pay you when he arrives.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Fredrik1 posted:

Get in next to the driver, set this up



Pretend steer all the way to destination and then ask the driver to pay you when he arrives.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Fredrik1 posted:

Get in next to the driver, set this up



Pretend steer all the way to destination and then ask the driver to pay you when he arrives.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Fredrik1 posted:

Get in next to the driver, set this up



Pretend steer all the way to destination and then ask the driver to pay you when he arrives.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Order an Uber; when they arrive hand them a roll of duct tape and insist they tape you and put you in the trunk. If they agree, apologize in advance for the screaming and offer to tip them extra in cash if they take you on the highway and check the brakes repeatedly.

Finger Prince


Bring a magnetic light up TAXI sign, and when you get out, surreptitiously stick it on the roof.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


have the destination be a street race and tell them that they've been entered.

WindmillSlayer

commit a crime against their bodily autonomy lmao

WindmillSlayer fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Jun 15, 2019


ass

WindmillSlayer posted:

commit a crime against their bodily autonomy lmao

LOL

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Got us good ahahahah. PErfect set up OP.

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Farecoal posted:

Pronounce it as You-ber

Ubber.

treasure bear

Fredrik1 posted:

Get in next to the driver, set this up



Pretend steer all the way to destination and then ask the driver to pay you when he arrives.

Dungeon Ecology

hang a scented christmas tree air freshener and claim religious persecution if they try to take it down

redm


fill your back pockets with glitter before getting into the backseat

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Every time you are at a light, get the attention of other motorists and conspicuously make faces and gestures at the driver like to say "Get a load of this guy!"

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