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Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 02:27

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Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 02:31

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 02:43

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 02:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I have never intentionally smeared a single fece

# ? Jun 18, 2019 03:17

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I have never intentionally smeared a single fece

What about onto the toilet paper

# ? Jun 18, 2019 03:27

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What about onto the toilet paper

# ? Jun 18, 2019 05:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What about onto the toilet paper

toilet what?

# ? Jun 18, 2019 05:57

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What about onto the toilet paper

Can't smear the fec. I collect and dispose. Plz don't disrespect the feces.

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 07:21

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

toilet what?

it's what american's use instead of washing their butts after deficating like civilized people

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 17:44

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 17:45

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pixaal posted:

I just realized you might need to know how to use it this popular photograph may aid

Oh my God

# ? Jun 18, 2019 21:31

lol but: body is a dinosaur

love the big scatman single but am fairly cool on the whole handling faeces angle TBH

# ? Jun 18, 2019 21:55

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The Predator, waiting on the train platform, looks at his watch in frustration as the faeces-covered train pulls out of the station without him.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 09:44

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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:01

lol but: body is a dinosaur

i think you are underestimating how hard is to sing this song without even having to worry about plastering about your feculence

# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:16

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

dont forget your d-pants

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 00:27

FutonForensic

bonjour, i am ze scat man. i ride ze zubway carz and fill your earz with zong, before i fill your nose with poo poo

# ? Jun 21, 2019 12:42

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pixaal posted:

I just realized you might need to know how to use it this popular photograph may aid

how do you stop it from ripping? every time i try pulling it across my back and over my head like that, the tension between where it wraps my leg and where it folds over my lower back causes it to break. not sure why they sell it with these perforated segments, it's basically useless.

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 17:58

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Bad Purchase posted:

how do you stop it from ripping? every time i try pulling it across my back and over my head like that, the tension between where it wraps my leg and where it folds over my lower back causes it to break. not sure why they sell it with these perforated segments, it's basically useless.

You gotta take it slow, if you want a speed wipe try this

this stuff is durable as all hell you, so durable in fact sometimes it doesn't go down I solved this by putting a paper shredder in my bathroom

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:26

Goons Are Gifts

Regular or cross section? Asking for a really stressed out shredder.

# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:02

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

microcut, strips just ball up and turn into a mass, you want it to come out like smelly confetti

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:16

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Finally there is a proper way to prepare my next house party.

# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:37

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we only use "Great Value" brand towels in my home

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:10

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 13:47

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pixaal posted:

You gotta take it slow, if you want a speed wipe try this

this stuff is durable as all hell you, so durable in fact sometimes it doesn't go down I solved this by putting a paper shredder in my bathroom

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:20

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