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a few years ago: Obama wants single moms to move to the off-world colonies. *dancing silhouette*
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gosh darn this is a great thred
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ChubbyChecker posted:gosh darn this is a great thred
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"Decker, we've made a terrible discovery. There are Replicant sleeper agents, who don't even know they're Replicants." "Jesus, what can we possibly do?" "Well, we've developed an audio clip that will tell us if someone is a Replicant. Listen to this" "How is a sound clip of a man saying Laurel going to help us?" "Wh...what did you say?" |
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this one's really obscure "Listen Mr. Matthews, all you have to do is answer the questions and you'll be free to go." "But...I just don't get it. These questions will prove I'm a human?" "Yes, exactly." "Well, okay." "Great. First question: in the NES game Dragster, what is the fastest possible time you can achieve in the race?" "It's 5.57, right?" "5.57?" "Well...yeah, it's impossible to get a faster time than that." "I see. A perfectly logical answer, Mr. Matthews..." [a gun is brandished from behind the agent's back] |
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Jun 23, 2019 20:45
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joke_explainer posted:*EPIC POLICE FAIL COP SHOOTS STRIPPER IN BACK SIX TIMES AS SHE RUNS THROUGH A DOZEN PLATE GLASS WINDOWS WATCH THIS* omg |
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ChubbyChecker posted:gosh darn this is a great thred |
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Decker, we've made a terrible discovery. There are Replicant sleeper agents, who don't even know they're Replicants." lmao |
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Chief: "There are rouge replicants on the loose." Decker: "Okay, I'll go do some detective work to find them." Chief: "No need, they have a built-in GPS like literally everything else that is a computer." |
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests."
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests." https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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joke_explainer posted:*EPIC POLICE FAIL COP SHOOTS STRIPPER IN BACK SIX TIMES AS SHE RUNS THROUGH A DOZEN PLATE GLASS WINDOWS WATCH THIS* |
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The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help by donating to its Patreon. But you're not helping. |
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Self-diagnosing as a replicant after taking an online Voight-Kampff test on WebBR.
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C-Beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate 10 HOURS for studying or relaxation!
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i want MOAR LIFE fucker!! |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:i want MOAR LIFE fucker!! Ok, everybody, that's it for today. This has been Roy Battz coming at you, make sure to like and subscribe and please hit that bell notification button to get all the latest Roy Battz news and information!
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