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try it next to an open flame
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Jun 23, 2019 14:02
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love to summon a demon penis-first |
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Jun 23, 2019 14:54
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That's what happens when you misspell the pentagram while drawing.
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Jun 23, 2019 16:01
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Remember kids, punctuation is the difference between "Let's summon Grandma!" and "Let's summon Gra'n'dma!" |
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Jun 23, 2019 16:03
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hi, i will be your demon for this evening, im not technically a demon but im covering for a friend |
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Jun 24, 2019 00:13
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Summon Pink Elemental from the Elemental Plane of Foam |
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Jun 24, 2019 00:58
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...I really hate it when y'all summon me and it's just so I can explode into pink goo then go get y'all tacos. UberEats is a thing. |
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Jun 24, 2019 01:43
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Hey, Kelthor? Yeah, it's me, it's Austin. Listen, I know you were really excited to show all the apprentices your foam apparition, but were you planning on cleaning this up? What? Yeah, I know the Academy pays me to clean the classrooms, but this seems kind of inconsiderate, you know? We still have trash cans in the cafeteria, Kelthor, we don't just throw all our food onto the floor and say "oh don't worry Austin will clean it up." I mean, you've got magic, I can only imagine it would have been really easy to clean this up if you were planning on it... |
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Jun 24, 2019 02:18
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:Hey, Kelthor? Yeah, it's me, it's Austin. Listen, I know you were really excited to show all the apprentices your foam apparition, but were you planning on cleaning this up? What? Yeah, I know the Academy pays me to clean the classrooms, but this seems kind of inconsiderate, you know? We still have trash cans in the cafeteria, Kelthor, we don't just throw all our food onto the floor and say "oh don't worry Austin will clean it up." I mean, you've got magic, I can only imagine it would have been really easy to clean this up if you were planning on it... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2019 12:21
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:Hey, Kelthor? Yeah, it's me, it's Austin. Listen, I know you were really excited to show all the apprentices your foam apparition, but were you planning on cleaning this up? What? Yeah, I know the Academy pays me to clean the classrooms, but this seems kind of inconsiderate, you know? We still have trash cans in the cafeteria, Kelthor, we don't just throw all our food onto the floor and say "oh don't worry Austin will clean it up." I mean, you've got magic, I can only imagine it would have been really easy to clean this up if you were planning on it...
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Jun 24, 2019 13:21
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*Snorts and scoffs* Bunch of noobs. *Logs on to my level 5000 Warlock* *Tries to feel good about self*
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Jun 24, 2019 14:35
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What, demon summoning? Now? Are you insane? Do I look like I have any soul shards left? Christ, I just had to make this ridiculous portal stone you so desperately "needed", princess. Don't even give me that "But Healthstone!" look or I swear I'll curse you.
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Jun 24, 2019 15:07
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Twenty Four posted:*Snorts and scoffs* Bunch of noobs. *Logs on to my level 5000 Warlock* *Tries to feel good about self* Yeah, but your Voidwalker STILL says, "Why have you summoned me?" in a very annoyed tone of voice. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2019 18:13
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summoning a demon to bring me a roll of toilet paper while i'm on the toilet because there is only one square left and also giving the demon the leeway to torture the person who did not replace the roll or refill the bin the person is me i regret everything except summoning the demon to bring me a roll of toilet paper, on the toilet
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Jun 24, 2019 18:15
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Summoned a succubus to fetch me toilet paper and she finally arrives with just three shells and says that she's going to whip me until I finish it's hard to concentrate on figuring out the three shell technique when you're being lashed
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Jun 28, 2019 18:35
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Jun 28, 2019 20:42
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*desperately trying to summon demons to distract the mods*
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Nov 1, 2021 07:29
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yeah what do you all want, I’m here no need to ring the bell, riles up the cats
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Nov 1, 2021 17:10
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teen witch posted:riles up the cats i know, they're the demons i'm tryna summon https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Nov 1, 2021 17:39
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i know, they're the demons i'm tryna summon well you have a choice of five, which one in particular
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Nov 1, 2021 19:43
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gonna need to see pussy pics before i can answer that
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Nov 1, 2021 19:44
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gonna need to see pussy pics before i can answer that sheesh, fine you have your pick of the following L-R: Tara, Sigurd, Raichu, Fenris, Pikachu 
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Nov 1, 2021 19:52
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teen witch posted:sheesh, fine oh drat okay obviously i'm summoning the dragon slayer who also happens to be a black cat. i'm going on a quest so his services will be appreciated. i will dispel him when the quest is complete, tia https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Nov 1, 2021 20:01
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:oh drat okay obviously i'm summoning the dragon slayer who also happens to be a black cat. i'm going on a quest so his services will be appreciated. i will dispel him when the quest is complete, tia ah, Sigurd, of course, his name says it all. just be sure the dragons does not open up a plastic bag in his presence, tis his one weakness.
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i have read the ars goetia as best I can, considering it's in medieval French, but the gist of it is that demons are the spiritual equivalent of cool teens and will basically hang out with you and pretend to be your friend if you give them alcohol.
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