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The smoke attracted a nearby Pepperfly!  : "Dude. Firehazard."
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Ask the pepper fly if it knows where to find candy |
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Jun 25, 2019 22:44
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both the smoke exhale and the pepperfly are amazing ask the pepperfly if it knows how to get we'd without smonk with that proboscis I bet it knows where to get the good stuff
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Jun 26, 2019 01:37
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Blue One asks the Pepperfly where he can score some candy and kush. : "I'm made of candy and chitin. All candy comes from little sentient critters.": "you can buy bud at the store, man. It's legal." You learned about The Store. |
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Jun 26, 2019 02:03
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>>Offer to rage the little dude out in exchange for leading us to the Store and perhaps later convince him to take us to the secret candy graveyard of the little sentient critters!
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Jun 26, 2019 02:17
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Ask for hot tips on critters to sustainably harvest for their tasty bodies, promise a favor once the business gets going. |
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Jun 26, 2019 15:52
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Ask permission to apply sugar to the Pepperfly so we can extract some candy.
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Jun 26, 2019 16:55
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ask that pepperfly if it can poop us out some peppermints or something im not sure how this works
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Jun 26, 2019 22:33
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Blue asks "So, is there like, a graveyard for candy so I can get like, some candy?": "Lol, first of all that would be grave looting, which is not only rude but dangerous because ghosts and second you think people'll just let good candy rot in the ground?" Blue is bummed but still relaxed and still relatively content. He just really wants candy. : "I mean if you want candy you could always just kill me"
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Jun 26, 2019 23:34
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Blue asks "So, is there like, a graveyard for candy so I can get like, some candy?" "We couldn't possibly do that to you! You're like family to us. In fact, is your family nearby? We'd love to... meet them." |
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Jun 26, 2019 23:40
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:"We couldn't possibly do that to you! You're like family to us. In fact, is your family nearby? We'd love to... meet them." It would be very... knife, to meet them
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Jun 27, 2019 00:52
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Being against grave robbing but suggesting Blue kill it is a weird different set of views at once. I would recommend not killing and asking about alternative methods.
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Jun 27, 2019 00:59
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Darn it, sweet, sweet grave robbing is all we know!! Hmmm what about this, are their any other candy critters nearby that bug peppermint flies that they need some help getting rid of (and who incidentally are made of candy)?
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Jun 27, 2019 02:23
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ask the pepper fly why it wants to die
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Jun 27, 2019 15:07
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The Blue One couldn't fathom being so blase about life. "Don't you like being alive?": "I don't want to die but I realize that I am made of candy, one of the tastiest, most nutrient-loaded superfoods on this planet, so I understand that, ultimately, my lot in life is to slain for my delicious, minty innards.": "...But you know... There are other kinds of candy creatures that may be slightly more deserving... Like Red Starchsnakes and hey, even the Mellocorns kinda suck."Twenty Four posted:Being against grave robbing but suggesting Blue kill it is a weird different set of views at once. I would recommend not killing and asking about alternative methods. The rules of this world may seem a little bit strange to us. But think about it, undigging a grave takes a lot of work, that's a few feet of dirt you have to displace. That's really tiring. You can see how that would be uncool but how killing, which is a lot easier than digging, is seen as cooler |
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Jun 27, 2019 17:01
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This all seems entirely reasonable. Let's let our good new found friend/road trip buddy lead us to the allegedly deserving candy critters! But first! A stop in at the w'ede shop, if we have money or a passable credit rating!!
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Jun 27, 2019 18:51
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How do we know these creatures truly deserve to die? How do we know Pepperfly isn't secretly a huge candy racist?
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Jun 28, 2019 04:37
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Suddenly... a starchy sound rustles in the grass and the air fills with the scent of synthetic cherry    :"Did Soooooooomebooooooody summooooooooooon me?":"No, not really":"Ooooooooooh"
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Jun 28, 2019 19:07
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Jun 28, 2019 20:42
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Plant MONSTER. posted:
my vote is sternly with mr. pringles potatohead ---------------- |
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Jun 28, 2019 20:43
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(relaxed + contented and blue)
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Jun 28, 2019 20:44
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it's adorable ---------------- |
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Jun 28, 2019 20:45
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Suddenly... a starchy sound rustles in the grass and the air fills with the scent of synthetic cherry lol ask the living twizzler if we can eat it just a bite mind you
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Jun 29, 2019 02:25
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Manifisto posted:lol I feel like this is the kind of candy person you could cut in half and the rest would grow back and it would be all good.
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Jun 29, 2019 04:02
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just lean in for a bite and see where it goes |
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Jun 29, 2019 05:52
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420 SWAGLORD posted:just lean in for a bite and see where it goes Suddenly an urge comes over the Blue One.  : LOL! x'DOh man. Twizzlers are the loving best but Blue feels pretty bad. : YOU ATE MY rear end END CLEAN OFF. gently caress.
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Jun 30, 2019 00:14
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Jun 30, 2019 01:05
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my goodness 
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Jun 30, 2019 01:05
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Suddenly an urge comes over the Blue One. holy carp 
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Jun 30, 2019 02:45
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oh geez. that was a heck of a bite blue we should see how he/she/it's doing but my dad always said "if you can bitch about it it weren't that bad" so is this maybe the kind of candy person you could cut in half and the rest would grow back and it would be all good? |
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Jun 30, 2019 22:32
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lmao Apologize in a really mealy-mouthed way. Like, “I’m sorry that you were offended by my actions”
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Jul 1, 2019 13:52
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Regurgitate and try to sculpt a better rear end end as an apology. |
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Jul 1, 2019 18:27
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Suddenly an urge comes over the Blue One. lol owns |
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Khanstant posted:lol owns
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