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Goons Are Great posted:A fortune cookie told me my best friends would throw a big rear end party soon and that I shouldn't drink too much there, so when's it??      
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I replied in the chat thread, im sorry if I spilled the beans, but I am so in on this party!
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Jun 24, 2019 14:28
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Awww you guys!! I want to expand this party for everyone, fully fledged byob party!!
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Jun 24, 2019 14:58
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Goons Are Great posted:Awww you guys!!  happy surprise party GaG, you are a good egg indeed!
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Jun 24, 2019 15:00
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SURMISE! dammit wait. pretend I didn't come I yet |
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Jun 24, 2019 15:54
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SUPPLIES! crap |
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Jun 24, 2019 15:54
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I hope you guys aren't too hungry, because I didn't plan for this and only have discomfort food available right now
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Jun 24, 2019 16:38
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Also more fortune cookies but SOMEONE replaced all the smart words with butt and fart jokes
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Jun 24, 2019 16:39
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**everyone dumps out stuff they found in their kitchen junk drawer. You know the one I mean, it's got like, a D battery, a C battery, a spring from a clicky pen, a small screwdriver for fixing eye glasses, a book of matches (what the gently caress, man!) poo poo like that all over the table for party favors**
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Jun 24, 2019 17:14
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Splatmaster posted:**everyone dumps out stuff they found in their kitchen junk drawer. You know the one I mean, it's got like, a D battery, a C battery, a spring from a clicky pen, a small screwdriver for fixing eye glasses, a book of matches (what the gently caress, man!) poo poo like that all over the table for party favors** A souvenir from my visit to Regensburgs Historische Wurstküche zu Regensburg... how'd THAT get in there? Oh well, I'll have to go back there again someday... |
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Jun 24, 2019 17:37
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Splatmaster posted:**everyone dumps out stuff they found in their kitchen junk drawer. You know the one I mean, it's got like, a D battery, a C battery, a spring from a clicky pen, a small screwdriver for fixing eye glasses, a book of matches (what the gently caress, man!) poo poo like that all over the table for party favors** Oohhhh hey guys, I think a surprise party is supposed to be a surprise for the person you're throwing it for, not everybody else |
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Jun 24, 2019 17:40
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google THIS posted:Oohhhh hey guys, I think a surprise party is supposed to be a surprise for the person you're throwing it for, not everybody else **eyes the headless Pez dispenser you brought and wonders which one it was** |
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Jun 24, 2019 17:41
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There can always be a surprise at a party, even if it is almost over. Trust me, I've done my time.
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Jun 24, 2019 17:53
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Alright, who brought the dick sucking trolley robot? AND WHY DOES IT SAY "MY NAME IS SPLATMASTER" ON IT |
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Jun 24, 2019 17:54
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Splatmaster posted:Alright, who brought the dick sucking trolley robot? AND WHY DOES IT SAY "MY NAME IS SPLATMASTER" ON IT 
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Jun 24, 2019 18:48
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Somewhere in the bathroom you hear an innocent whistle, with the melody going like "OoooooOooOOOoOooh"
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Goons Are Great posted:Somewhere in the bathroom you hear an innocent whistle, with the melody going like "OoooooOooOOOoOooh" Fully sexual snail~ |
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