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brushing my teeth, i feel like it's been long enough so i lean down to spit ouit the toothpaste and then from other room, i swear i hear john cena's voice saying "are you sure about that?" and im like "someone playing meme video? wtf?" |
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*looking at the receipt, and they just put the total and not the meal price, quickly i decide to just multiply the total by 13%, from the kitchen i hear* "are u sure about that?" |
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Jun 27, 2019 21:47
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The movie ends. Citizen Kane, his life laid out before us previously as the film shows us, is spent. He falls, the snow globe falls from his hand, and he says that immortal word etched into Silver Screen history. “Rosebud.” John Cena: Are you sure about that? Orson Wells: Did he say “cut”? I didn’t hear “cut”... Director: What the gently caress is this guy doing on my set? Haul him out of here! John Cena: Are YOU sure about that? Orson Wells: Still haven’t heard “cut” yet. This is highly irregular. John Cena: And what the gently caress is “rosebud”. I had to deal with that poo poo back in high school, was it the drat sled? Was it that drat simple? Why the gently caress did I have to sit through that drat movie over a drat sled? Entire cast of Citizen Kane: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT??? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 27, 2019 22:01
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i wonder how many beers john cena drinks
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Jun 28, 2019 20:38
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John, let's go to the beach. "Are you shore about that?" |
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Jun 29, 2019 17:53
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John, I can't remember the Spanish word for "south." "Are you sur about that?" |
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Jun 29, 2019 17:55
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John, Blue microphones are the best on the market. There's no comparison to any of their competitors. "Are you Shure about that?" |
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Jun 29, 2019 17:56
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John Cena: I'm going to be an unabashedly corny professional wrestler! John Cena: I'm going to cash in on my own reputation with an endless line of self-parodying gigs and endorsements! John Cena: I'm going to break into film acting! Other John Cena: Are you sure about that? |
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Jun 29, 2019 18:09
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This network administrator job requires a degree John CCNA: are you sure about that
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Jun 30, 2019 05:09
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"I'm going to fly this small, piston-powered aircraft" John Cessna: are you sure about that? |
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Jun 30, 2019 17:26
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did you see the vid of bryan silva's tooth falling out with john cena appearing out of the hole |
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Jun 30, 2019 19:31
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John Cena, responding to a Minnesotan: Are you sure? You betcha 
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Jul 1, 2019 16:37
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i got that clip set on my computer as the "OK/Cancel" prompt sound |
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Jul 1, 2019 21:01
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hanging out with a summer fling when i’m hit with the “so what are we?” conversation. before i can let out a word, a faint echo in the distance cries out “are u sure about that?” |
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Jul 4, 2019 15:32
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Macnult posted:hanging out with a summer fling when i’m hit with the “so what are we?” conversation. before i can let out a word, a faint echo in the distance cries out |
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Jul 4, 2019 16:04
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Bah gawd! I'm fairly certain that's Cena's music! John Cena! Probably?
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Jul 6, 2019 06:23
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albany academy posted:Bah gawd! I'm fairly certain that's Cena's music! John Cena! Probably? Are you sure about that? |
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Jul 6, 2019 13:40
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are john cena's powerful muscles enough to shield him from the pain of not being as big of a crossover star as the rock?
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Jul 6, 2019 15:13
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regis: this is it. this last question, and you might just end up a millionaire. me: I’ve thought it through, I’m gonna go with C regis: is that your final answer? me: y- [regis pulls his face off, revealing himself as john cena. his stare shoots uncertainty through me as he recites his final question] |
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Jul 6, 2019 17:23
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Splatmaster posted:The movie ends. Citizen Kane, his life laid out before us previously as the film shows us, is spent. He falls, the snow globe falls from his hand, and he says that immortal word etched into Silver Screen history. But Orson Welles was the director of Citizen Kane. |
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joke_explainer posted:But Orson Welles was the director of Citizen Kane. You got me. I skimmed IMDB before I typed it all up and in my mind swapped Herman J. Mankiewicz (the writer) with Orson Welles (the director). I hope you can forgive me... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 7, 2019 16:25
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Splatmaster posted:You got me. hmm, I can. I did some research and it’s possible the director at the time John Cena visited the set was different. |
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joke_explainer posted:But Orson Welles was the director of Citizen Kane. Are you sure about that? |
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