ITT We're Getting Ready to Fight

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Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

redm posted:

u talk alotta poo poo for a lil mf

It's "Lil MILF", actually

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:29

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:39

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

"I'm gonna pull your kidney out through your eye socket, bitch."

milkingmycow fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jul 2, 2019

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:33

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

It's "Lil MILF", actually

who said anything about three6 mafia

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:33

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

redm posted:

who said anything about three6 mafia

Oh. You wanna fight about it?
*Shields face with hands*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:37

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Oh. You wanna fight about it?
*Shields face with hands*

Let's go, rn u and me.
[dies]

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:38

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

You called me fat and laughed even after I explained it's genetic. It's on. Barbapapas don't take poo poo from anyone.

*morphs into a mecha*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:38

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

"..and donate it to a renal ophthalmologist."

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:39

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I'm going to take you for a ride

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:40

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

redm posted:

Let's go, rn u and me.
[dies]

I'm tapping out! IT MEANS YOU HAVE TO STOP!

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:41

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

*pulls out knife, draws it across chest*

I am the Death Sound, and I have... oh that's a lot of blood... *passes out*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:43

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm tapping out! IT MEANS YOU HAVE TO STOP!

Put one hand on my wrist and another hand on my elbow!
...
no, the other one

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:46

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

*takes off shirt and flexes until other guy gets bored and leaves*

*still flexing*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:49

Krustic: Mar 28, 2010; Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

*References my undefeated 200-0 street fighting record.*
*Deservedly gets rear end kicked by a 17 year old barista who does CrossFit.*
*Complains that Barista has no honor and got lucky after getting rear end kicked in a fair fight.*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 15:55

Chuds McGreedy: Aug 26, 2007; Jumanji

Foul Ole Ron posted:

Beatlejuice, Beatlejuice

Beatlejuice

*some kinda hosed up Ringo Starr poofs into reality*

Looks like you ain�t getting by with your friends today, Ringo, you fucker

# ? Jul 2, 2019 16:17

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

*talking to myself* say your goodbyes, lardass, because you're already dead

# ? Jul 2, 2019 18:05

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Spreads rear end in a top hat, goatse style.

# ? Jul 2, 2019 18:08

Captain_Indigo: Jul 29, 2007; "Thatâs cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you donât get it back!"

You know what, rear end in a top hat? I'll even let you have the first one for free. Go on, pussy, take a free swing, but once you do, I'm coming back at you like a loving...

*gets punched into the sun*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 18:11

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Phone rings. Man picks it up and a voice on the other end says, "Sorry, I haven't gotten around to it yet." Man hangs up.

# ? Jul 2, 2019 20:04

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

*Starts humming the Attack on Titan theme to myself*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 20:20

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

*Starts humming the Attack on Titan theme to myself*

hey have ya seen a pretty big bean bag

# ? Jul 2, 2019 20:23

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

*takes off shirt*
*puts on different shirt*
What? I like to look nice.

# ? Jul 2, 2019 20:28

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.

# ? Jul 2, 2019 21:32

Krustic: Mar 28, 2010; Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

God!! Look at this idiot�s losers face on my computer. I�d love to sock this dweeb in his dumb smug face.
*Realizes monitor is turned off*

# ? Jul 2, 2019 22:13

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

*straightens bowtie*

Let's do this

# ? Jul 3, 2019 03:03

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

i can BREAK these CUFFS!

# ? Jul 3, 2019 03:19

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*applies old spice pure sport antiperspirant deodorant*
IM GONNA gently caress YOU, CHICKEN poo poo BITCH

# ? Jul 3, 2019 03:20

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Sponge Baathist posted:

i can BREAK these CUFFS!

_{....you can't break those cuffs}

# ? Jul 3, 2019 04:00

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

In order to demoralize and disturb my opponent, I make that anime sex face. You know the one, the one where the girl sticks her tongue out and half closes her eyes or whatever. You know , that one. Yeah you know what I'm talking about.

It is very effective.

# ? Jul 3, 2019 05:35

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Sgt. Politeness posted:

_{....you can't break those cuffs}

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH

\

# ? Jul 3, 2019 05:38

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Sgt. Politeness posted:

_{....you can't break those cuffs}

yeah I fuckin can

# ? Jul 3, 2019 06:54

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Takes 40 to 60 minutes, depending on the tools available and how drunk my squire is.

# ? Jul 3, 2019 10:18

Big Grunty Secret: Aug 28, 2007; Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

"There's gonna be two hits buddy- I hit this joint and then you hit it and then we'll be too baked to remember what we were fighting about in the first place"

# ? Jul 3, 2019 13:20

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

1redflag posted:

*shits pants*

Possibly a good move. After all, who would want to fight some mentally ill person who just shat his own pants?

# ? Jul 3, 2019 13:46

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

"Better get your books,
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL!"

*gets hit once*

"Okay, no, you can take the bus, geez."

# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:39

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I've got some good news, and some bad news.

The good news? I've got an ambulance lined up, right now, to take you to the hospital after I whoop your rear end.

The bad news? This is the United States, and it's gonna cost you several thousand dollars.

# ? Jul 3, 2019 15:24

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Loses fight but gives opponent AIDS.

# ? Jul 3, 2019 16:56

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Groke posted:

Possibly a good move. After all, who would want to fight some mentally ill person who just shat his own pants?

I call it "the Ted Nugent"

# ? Jul 3, 2019 17:00

Chuds McGreedy: Aug 26, 2007; Jumanji

*Thinks of a great insult, gets too flustered and messes up*

I'm going to be MEAN to you!

*rolls with it, face turns beet red*

# ? Jul 3, 2019 17:17

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:39

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

A Fancy Hat posted:

I've got some good news, and some bad news.

The good news? I've got an ambulance lined up, right now, to take you to the hospital after I whoop your rear end.

The bad news? This is the United States, and it's gonna cost you several thousand dollars.

Gonna beat you into bankruptcy!

*gives the other guy a nasal fracture & slight concussion*

# ? Jul 3, 2019 17:37

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