Found what I thought was the fountain of youth...

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Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

... but now I'm a Toyota HiLux with a back seat full of empty VB stubbies.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 07:42

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

It could be worse

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

...but it was a trap!

I took a sip it was a trip I had the water on my lips.
It wet my tongue it felt numb it was dumb I looked in the mirror and I wasn't young!

That poo poo was cold it had me sold all I wanted to do is not be so drat old!
What is this crap? How can I rap? It's because the so-called fountain of youth is just a trap!

So now I rap, in the style of trap, stuck in the form of an old man who just needs a nap.
I start to yawn, this ain't my jawn, what the hell are those drat kids doing all over my lawn?

I yell from the front door, "don't come here no more!" Who are these dang kids I ain't seen before?
I guess I'll end this dope rhyme, about my uphill climb, and my struggle to turn back the hand of ol' Father Time...

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:35

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Resting Lich Face posted:

... but now I'm a Toyota HiLux with a back seat full of empty VB stubbies.

I didn't get this until I tried to think of a joke, and as my third candidate I hit upon the same one. Very nice.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:11

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

But instead it was Ayn Rand's draft attempt at writing for a younger audience, "The Fountainhead, for Youth".

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:15

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

roomforthetuna posted:

But instead it was Ayn Rand's draft attempt at writing for a younger audience, "The Fountainhead, for Youth".

Good one, though isn't that just The Fountainhead?

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:38

Korean Boomhauer

i found the fountain of youth but someone upper deckered it and it�s phat nast now

# ? Jun 29, 2019 22:43

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tangie

piss fountain

# ? Jun 30, 2019 01:24

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