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Jestery posted:The local turkey bird here has been building a cubic metre sized mound and has a harem of 4-5 other birds he roots. Gangstalking thread is thattaway my friend.
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Wild T posted:I lived on an island for a year that was home to a lot of endangered ground nesting birds. Since ships came through, there was eventually a rat problem. The British governor's genius solution was to bring in cats that would eat the rats. The cats immediately realized the defenseless baby birds were a wayyyy easier meal and the Brits frantically tried to kill the cats AND rats. It's a wonder these people ever had an empire. the rats and cats in this scenario both represent the British metaphorically speaking
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Wild T posted:I lived on an island for a year that was home to a lot of endangered ground nesting birds. Since ships came through, there was eventually a rat problem. The British governor's genius solution was to bring in cats that would eat the rats. The cats immediately realized the defenseless baby birds were a wayyyy easier meal and the Brits frantically tried to kill the cats AND rats. It's a wonder these people ever had an empire. the cats were brought in to kill the rats because the rats were a problem for the Brits. not to save the birds. they didn't give a poo poo about the birds. The Empire worked the same way.
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Klyith posted:the cats were brought in to kill the rats because the rats were a problem for the Brits. not to save the birds. they didn't give a poo poo about the birds. In true British fashion, they actually declared the area a protected wildlife area. This had fuckall to do with birds (or the sea turtle nesting area on the island) , but was in order to justify barring the descendants of British slaves living there from returning to their homes if they left. They then rounded them up and dropped them off unceremoniously to live in abject poverty on another island while they let the US military have the run of their island. 
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Jul 18, 2019 18:17
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Outrail posted:Gangstalking thread is thattaway my friend. Except I have proof  
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Jestery posted:Except I have proof Uh, did you kidnap a turkey?
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Jul 19, 2019 00:05
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Outrail posted:Uh, did you kidnap a turkey? No , the dickhead trots in like he owns the place if we leave the door open
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Jul 19, 2019 00:44
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Jestery posted:No , the dickhead trots in like he owns the place if we leave the door open So kidnap yourself a turkey then.
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Jul 19, 2019 00:46
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Lure that turkey into your oven with some kind of bird treat and take a picture
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Jul 19, 2019 00:52
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what is the turkey's name?
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Jul 19, 2019 00:52
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big nipples big life posted:what is the turkey's name? Jestery. It's right there next to his avatar ya dummy.
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Saalkin posted:Lure that turkey into your oven with some kind of bird treat and take a picture Brush turkeys are awful eating and I know this bc my father in law is an insane bush man who fed me ‘turkey’ one night and I’m pretty sure I’ve had a parasite since
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Jul 19, 2019 00:58
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big nipples big life posted:what is the turkey's name? His name is Roger 
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Jul 19, 2019 00:59
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You should be nice to the turkey but it's okay to not let him in your house.
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Jul 19, 2019 01:00
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:You should be nice to the turkey but it's okay to not let him in your house. He's getting more tail than me these days. Sometimes I'll chase him away, and it makes me feel like a caveman
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Jul 19, 2019 01:03
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Brush turkeys are awful eating and I know this bc my father in law is an insane bush man who fed me ‘turkey’ one night and I’m pretty sure I’ve had a parasite since I didn't say eat it ya dingus
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Jul 19, 2019 01:06
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Snazzy yellow collar 
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Jul 19, 2019 01:09
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https://youtu.be/Og_g3b5edRY
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Jul 19, 2019 01:15
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I’d recommend a screen door.
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Jul 19, 2019 01:44
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Burt Sexual posted:I’d recommend a screen door. Who am I, Elon Musk?
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Jul 19, 2019 01:52
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I'd recommend you start helping with the mound
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Jul 19, 2019 01:52
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Jestery posted:His name is Roger Looks like he's guarding that nest of eggs in your potted nutsack plant.
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Jul 19, 2019 02:07
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I steal his compost from time to time and he looks at me being like "Excuse me, what the gently caress mate"
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Jul 19, 2019 02:17
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Jestery posted:His name is Roger I was like wtf that's not a turkey, it took me a while to find that there's an australian turkey (which of course isn't really a turkey) otoh a brush turkey sounds like a much more agreeable housemate than an american turkey
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Jul 19, 2019 02:34
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Necros posted:Looks like he's guarding that nest of eggs in your potted nutsack plant. 
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Jul 19, 2019 02:43
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Potted nutsack plant would be a p good username.
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Klyith posted:I was like wtf that's not a turkey, it took me a while to find that there's an australian turkey (which of course isn't really a turkey) It’s turkey dude. 
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