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Goons Are Gifts

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alnilam

oh my



ty manifisto

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
I was fired because of this thread

Manifisto



here at the gummi worm donut factory this is literally all we are allowed to post


ty nesamdoom!

Goons Are Gifts

Just wait until a hotdog joins this scenery, but I'm not sure if that can go inline


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


2 worms 1 hole

Wes Warhammer

:sueme:


:captainpop:

FutonForensic

do you prefer to slurp the worm out the hole, or do you go straight for the 'nut and let the worm fall to the ground along with all your values and principles


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Did you know "OSHA" and "Not Safe for Work" are the same thing?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

alnilam

Ot
Safe
Hor
Aork



ty manifisto

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

alnilam posted:

Ot
Safe
Hor
Aork

:aaaaa:


thanks Manifisto!

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

Ot
Safe
Hor
Aork

That's poetry


Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I can't tqlk to this chocobo, I am not safe for wark

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Cubone posted:

I can't tqlk to this chocobo, I am not safe for wark

Homo Simpson

by Smythe

Fredrik1 posted:

I was fired because of this thread

Lol

hoses
not safe? for work!

ulvir

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


a personal safe is not a safe for work



sig by owlhawk911

Goons Are Gifts

we have a safe word at work tbh


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Goons Are Great posted:

we have a safe word at work tbh

is it diarrhea? that word always works as a safe word even if you didn't make it yours. Everyone stops when you start yelling diarrhea over and over again



sig by owlhawk911

Goons Are Gifts

Remember when Apollo 13 had that situation and the entire comms in Houston was filled with angry men shouting the word diarrhea


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Goons Are Great posted:

Remember when Apollo 13 had that situation and the entire comms in Houston was filled with angry men shouting the word diarrhea

lmao

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
there was also the escaped poop on that other space flight and that one guy denying it was his because of the texture


thanks Manifisto!

Space Taxi
Not safe for work: this is a cavity and diabetes free area

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


mailorder bees! posted:

there was also the escaped poop on that other space flight and that one guy denying it was his because of the texture

Space is certainly not safe for work.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


of course space isn't! You want HR to see you looking at Super Novas? Or you boss to know just how into blackholes you are? Maybe you like to get freaky and ride a wormhole. All of these things are fine of course, but not everyone understands that.



sig by owlhawk911

Goons Are Gifts

Getting quite horny at the image of a fully sexual gamma ray burst to strike right into a black hole tbh.


bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete
Gettin right horned up thinkin about that comet tail :heysexy:

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
"not safe for work" the shopkeeper shakes his head
"safe for work" he smiles as he pats the business model safe
i try to thank him in the local language, and he beams

i was a bit worried before i got transferred, but people are really helpful and nice here

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
goonviant art




Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


peanut butter with rainbow sprinkles and jelly dildo open sandwich again?

It's been 2 weeks now with this poo poo and I keep getting weird looks in the lunch room and you make something normal for tomorrow?



sig by owlhawk911

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

pixaal posted:

peanut butter with rainbow sprinkles and jelly dildo open sandwich again?

It's been 2 weeks now with this poo poo and I keep getting weird looks in the lunch room and you make something normal for tomorrow?

but i thought sprinkles were your favorite, darn it


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Coworker walks up: "Hard at work or hardly workin?"
me: *frantically closing the tab* "Both... wait, neither! Totally flaccid!"

Jolo fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jul 24, 2019


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

google THIS

Coworker: Donuts in the conference room!

Me: Uh...uh...be right there! (immediately starts composing an email to HR)

Homo Simpson

by Smythe

Jolo posted:

Coworker walks up: "Hard at work or hardly workin?"
me: *frantically closing the tab* "Both... wait, neither! Totally flaccid!"

Lmfao

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Avatar/quote combo like drat.

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Surfs to a bakery website on the work computer. "Oh god, how do I close all these pop-ups!"

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