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Barudak
May 7, 2007

J.O.I. Block where a woman in sexy lingerie explains how to maximize your tax deductions

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Some of them they have sex

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Barudak posted:

J.O.I. Block where a woman in sexy lingerie explains how to maximize your tax deductions

"So have you made any charitable donations this- did I tell you to stop?!"

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Extremely specific fetishes like Wonderbread Guy always make me feel kinda sad after the Jon Ronson documentary with the custom video guy whose his only memory of his mom was of her walking out on him.

Inversely, last time we had a thread like this someone posted a link to a site for guys with a "women watching TV and ignoring you" fetish and that was the funniest poo poo ever.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
joi is mostly just being on camera and acting, whether nude or not. it pays really well to be bitchy and insulting and emasculating. most of the actual instruction is just telling the guy when to stop

frankly I'm impressed this thread has gone on so long without getting into the really gross or heinous stuff. we used to have threads in this very forum 5 or 10 years ago that would talk about some real ugly kinks, and those posters back then would've never expected all the dumb new stuff we have to deal with on the internet every single day nowadays

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ad by Khad posted:

joi is mostly just being on camera and acting, whether nude or not. it pays really well to be bitchy and insulting and emasculating. most of the actual instruction is just telling the guy when to stop

frankly I'm impressed this thread has gone on so long without getting into the really gross or heinous stuff. we used to have threads in this very forum 5 or 10 years ago that would talk about some real ugly kinks, and those posters back then would've never expected all the dumb new stuff we have to deal with on the internet every single day nowadays

all the real dirty fucks are in VR porn now anyway

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

Big Beef City posted:

I do not know what this is but I know what tubgirl is and I assume it's equally as terrifying due to involving weird internet stuff and bathtubs

Harriet Tubman Tubgirl

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Uncle Sam Pro-State Massage

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Minge with Gold Fringe

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

RFC2324 posted:

all the real dirty fucks are in VR porn now anyway

All of you damned millennials and your middle of the road porn. Back in my day, porn gave us nightmares and we liked it!

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Necros posted:

Lady in sexy lingerie shouts Bop-It commands at you for twenty minutes.
God damnit, I can't find the Mad Tv bop it skit.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
The Sounding Of Music

CabaretVoltaire
Jun 10, 2003
Better than Turin Brakes.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

like, i can jerk off pretty well, but what if i’m missing out on advancements in the field? it’s important to stay competitive in the market.

Nah they just say thinks like “yeeeaaah jack off that cock for me baby”.

If I knew how to do that I wouldn’t be watching an instructional video

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

CabaretVoltaire posted:

Nah they just say thinks like “yeeeaaah jack off that cock for me baby”.

If I knew how to do that I wouldn’t be watching an instructional video

It's a 'throwing your 6y.o. into the pool to teach him to swim'-type situation. You either figure it out on the spot or drown in shame.

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