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elon musk wants to upload a program into his brain that blurs out all of the black people
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I was just wondering what was going on with Neuralink - there's been relatively little news about it since it was founded.Hammerite posted:i'll be a late adopter i think. someone else can have seizures or w/e when the computer crashes, i'll join in when it's mature technology. my brain is broken enough without that poo poo The early adopters will most likely be disabled people who'd need this stuff to do anything noteworthy with their lives - people who'd have a rational reason to risk nasty adverse effects. For everyone else, no reputable doctor is going to offer it without super-intense safety testing.
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Jul 17, 2019 01:44
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Julius CSAR posted:Remember that game Sewer Shark? Is this like that?
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i will do whatever is required of me to inject myself into a digital world permanently. i do not want to come back to this hellscape i want a hot body with long flowing hair, a saccharine-sweet voice and maxed out dexterity i want to grind fishing exp for the rest of my life with a nice hubby by my side. that is the ultimate dream and i will not cease my day-to-day routine until either this dream can be realized or I am reduced to ash unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jul 17, 2019 |
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Jul 17, 2019 02:13
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judging by his success with rockets he will invent this brain link but it will be the one from shadowrun that fries your brain if you get a 404 page or whatever
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Jul 17, 2019 02:26
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unpleasantly turgid posted:i will do whatever is required of me to inject myself into a digital world permanently. I will only permanently subsume myself in to the new digital hyperreality if PVP is enabled Grind your fishing XP in hell
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Jul 17, 2019 02:42
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juggalo baby coffin posted:judging by his success with rockets he will invent this brain link but it will be the one from shadowrun that fries your brain if you get a 404 page or whatever This is the most accurate prediction I think.
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Jul 17, 2019 02:48
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Even odds this will be as good as the Power Glove
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Jul 17, 2019 03:22
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VR PvP would be just plain old sociopathy and murder. I honestly can't wait for the kind of hosed up justifications gamers will come up with for when hosed up fully tactile vr murder/rape simulators become real.
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Colonel Cancer posted:VR PvP would be just plain old sociopathy and murder. I honestly can't wait for the kind of hosed up justifications gamers will come up with for when hosed up fully tactile vr murder/rape simulators become real. At least Blood Meridian will finally get a worthy adaptation
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Jul 17, 2019 04:00
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I’ve been waiting 25 min for it to start. Great kickoff!
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Jul 17, 2019 04:27
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It's starting but... also freezing...
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Jul 17, 2019 04:50
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Goddamn Elon has got to give the worst pitch I've ever seen
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Jul 17, 2019 05:00
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I can't sleep and now I'm watchiong this man stumble through and giggle to himself about shoving poo poo int o your brain
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Jul 17, 2019 05:03
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That is way too big to stick on my brain you weirdo You can feel the people leaving the room
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Jul 17, 2019 05:05
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Someone should hook Elon’s rear end in a top hat up to a dyson vaccuum and suck his brain out from where it naturally grows.
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Jul 17, 2019 05:23
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Jim Long-un posted:TailRaisers is the hot new gay furry dating app built on the corporate surveillance state and technocracy that dehumanizes us just a little bit more every day About 10,700 results (0.29 seconds) Did you mean: yiffer Search Results Web results Yiffr (@Yiffr) | Twitter https://twitter.com/yiffr?lang=en The latest Tweets from Yiffr (@Yiffr). A location-based furry app. Find the furs around you! (Discontinued Until Further Notice). Seattle,WA. Yiffr auf Twitter: "To all our users, Google has pulled our app citing it to ... https://twitter.com/yiffr/status/314156957281972224?lang=en-gb @Yiffr. A location-based furry app. Find the furs around you! (Discontinued Until Further Notice). Seattle,WA. yiffr.com. Beigetreten August 2012 ...
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Jul 17, 2019 09:06
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Elon Musk promises more technology with no proof it will be delivered, tune in
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Jul 17, 2019 09:54
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Nerses IV posted:At least Blood Meridian will finally get a worthy adaptation A giant hairless man yelling at me to piss into a hole on a volcano
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Jul 17, 2019 11:52
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Like at what point is the point of no return? Have we already crossed it?
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Jul 17, 2019 20:14
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YagotmeIdidit posted:Like at what point is the point of no return?
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YagotmeIdidit posted:Like at what point is the point of no return? 
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Jul 17, 2019 20:42
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I can’t taste the difference between brain implant pearl-clutching and Elon Musk pearl-clutching. This was gonna happen one way or another but I’m sure as gently caress waiting until the upgrade path gets worked out.
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Jul 17, 2019 21:30
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Bobcats posted:I'm okay with computers and people having direct access to my brain.
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Jul 17, 2019 23:32
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The implementation would matter a whole loving lot. I don't trust Musky's woodchipper err surgery bot and the first run of it will have some rear end in a top hat's hand hovering over a big Staples button style emergency stop.
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Jul 17, 2019 23:51
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I imagine this will be like Theranos where they claim they have some machine that works flawlessly but, in reality, the actual tech is nowhere close to achieving the results they claim. Should be an interesting documentary after the lawsuits get going.
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Jul 18, 2019 00:03
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So I let Musk plug into my brain and now I have an uncontrollable urge to call Englishmen pedos
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Jul 18, 2019 00:34
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With version 2.0 you will actually be the English pedo
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Jul 18, 2019 00:39
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The only good thing about having digitized brain is getting high by typing /enable thc
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Jul 18, 2019 00:48
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I like that Elon Musk is trying new things.
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