does anyone remember that commercial

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where the 3 kids are hanging out inside and one of them shouts LETS GO CATCH SOME CATERPILLARS and they all spring up and run outside but as soon as they get outside they're stopped by a giant smiling moth on a skateboard holding a bowl of cereal that looks like frosted cocoons and they all cheer

then the moth says "you must balance your breakfast" and the kids quickly eat a bunch of leaves and there's a cartoon woodchipper sound effect and you see the mom looking through the window and she's so proud that she starts getting misty eyed?

does anyone else remember that?

# ? Jul 19, 2019 22:08

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:29

FutonForensic

yeah. I think it was Frosted Cocoacoons. sometimes the kids would sprout moth wings and fly into the Sun

# ? Jul 19, 2019 22:20

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that cereal ruled!!

sure the wood chips hurt a bit and were treated with arsenic, but i only got a few splinters!

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 19, 2019 22:22

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

yeah. I think it was Frosted Cocoacoons. sometimes the kids would sprout moth wings and fly into the Sun

moth gets intercepted by hypersonic silver goo and the two children, de-transformed, tumble to the ground, ragged and hurt, one holding capri sun the other still holding an intact bowl of frosted cocoacoons... The ultimate crossover

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 19, 2019 22:36

FutonForensic

Cocoacoons had one of those Fruit Gusher-style commercials where the kids eat it and their bodies morph into all kinds of wacky shapes, except it was Sam Neill and he was eating the cereal and then his eyes morphed to dust and then moths poured forth from his sockets, like a fluttering deluge of silent harbingers. I think you could only buy it in big bags next to the Mini Spooners or whatever

# ? Jul 20, 2019 01:21

Manifisto

the version containing bits of sweater was only ever released in a few markets but I swear my mom bought it for us once, me and my brother loved pretending we were eating holes into an expensive cashmere pullover

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Do adults know why kids love bonking into light bulbs for hours?

# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:48

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Remember when they switched to chrysalises for a while back in the 90's? Then switched back after a freak tsunami wiped out most of Sheboygan, leaving the Cocoacoons factory standing amongst the rubble as a monument to its own heresy? Anyway, some kids didn't think the chrysalises tasted any different but I did.

# ? Jul 21, 2019 16:11

super sweet best pal

Remember the later commercials with that more cartoony style? When they added that chameleon as the moth's antagonist? Moth would be fluttering along and the chameleon would try to eat him with its big sticky tongue but it would always miss and get caught in like a ceiling fan or the door of a car. But then the moth was always chill and would share the Cocoacoons with the chameleon.

# ? Jul 21, 2019 16:49

FutonForensic

super sweet best pal posted:

Remember the later commercials with that more cartoony style? When they added that chameleon as the moth's antagonist? Moth would be fluttering along and the chameleon would try to eat him with its big sticky tongue but it would always miss and get caught in like a ceiling fan or the door of a car. But then the moth was always chill and would share the Cocoacoons with the chameleon.

oh, I remember

# ? Jul 21, 2019 17:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FutonForensic posted:

oh, I remember

# ? Jul 21, 2019 18:26

Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

oh, I remember

lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 21, 2019 18:37

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FutonForensic posted:

oh, I remember

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 21, 2019 18:48

Goons Are Gifts

FutonForensic posted:

oh, I remember

# ? Jul 21, 2019 21:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oops, All Cloacas!

# ? Jul 21, 2019 23:01

Big Mackson

I remember that one commercial where a kid eats generic cereal and dad is angrily eating breakfast then mom takes out Fokker Flakes and pours it into the bowl and the kid fills his treespoon with Planeses and says wroaaammmhhhh and they fly into his mouth and the family is happy

# ? Jul 21, 2019 23:09

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:29

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FutonForensic posted:

oh, I remember

# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:22

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