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Gutter Phoenix posted:I love Roadhouse. might be the best post ive ever seen on SA.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 19:05 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:07 |
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Lol amazing
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 23:12 |
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Don't eat the big white mint
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 23:29 |
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Roadhouse is absolutely a powerful enough piece of moving picture cinema to have saved not just one, but many lives.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 23:48 |
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The absurdity of the premises of Roadhouse is only outshone by the even more absurd second half. When Swayze graduates from out-punching armed drunks to tearing out throats, we realize that the good Buick was in front of us the whole time.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 04:24 |
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The double douche
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 04:35 |
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(Jams knife into gas pedal)
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 05:45 |
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i ain't GOT twenty bucks!!
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 06:21 |
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just lol if you didn't want sam elliott to sweep you off your feet like he almost did to dalton's chick in the diner ~all my exes live in texas~
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 06:26 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:i ain't GOT twenty bucks!!
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 08:19 |
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Like 80% of the people in that movie are stuntmen trying to act
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 12:14 |
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Well, it's cheaper than hiring both stuntmen and actors.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 12:54 |
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God roadhouse is good
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:03 |
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Tinker, a goon so lovable they allowed him to live by scaring him with a giant stuffed polar bear instead of shooting him.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:12 |
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I saw Roadhouse for the first time two months ago and I'm still mad no one I knew told me this movie wasn't at all what I assumed it was since it was actually my favorite movie of all time
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:19 |
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The twist in the movie is how the star of the movie wasn't the Roadhouse at all, but the sexy farmhouse where one is encouraged to do shirtless tai chi.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:27 |
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Kak posted:back then i assumed all doggystyle was buttfucking it is
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:33 |
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Yo that old farmer guy actually did a kick rear end job with the loft Swayze rents. That's like a $2 million apartment in NYC
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:35 |
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Fun fact: Red West, who played the red-headed guy who ran the auto parts store, was one of Elvis' "Memphis Mafia," a best friend and hanger-on who helped The King TCB. He wrote a tell all book called "Elvis: What Happened," published shortly before Elvis' death, purportedly as an attempt to show some tough love and scare him straight. Instead, it has been cited as a factor into driving Elvis into deep depression, and maybe even his death on the toilet at age 42. It's a good book. I have it. Also, John Doe from the seminal LA punk band X plays the first bartender at the Double Deuce who gets fired by Dalton for skimming from the till.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:45 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:I love Roadhouse. Did you ever look at a picture of your wife while weeping "I used to gently caress women like you in my bed"?
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:58 |
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Sunswipe posted:Did you ever look at a picture of your wife while weeping "I used to gently caress women like you in my bed"? No, I just pretended I was Tinker driving a monster truck, so I felt like I was king of the universe.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:04 |
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Patrick Swayze took a roundhouse kick to his health-bar from all that cool guy cigarette smokin' Point Break is better.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:16 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:No, I just pretended I was Tinker driving a monster truck, so I felt like I was king of the universe. Wish I'd thought of that, most I've ever pretended is that I was cutting people's heads off with a katana, so I felt like one of the princes of the universe.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:24 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:30 |
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John Doe's finest moment:
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:33 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:35 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:37 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:John Doe's finest moment: He really loves shootin that gun
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 15:59 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:05 |
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gently caress yeah
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:07 |
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me when i steal ur lady
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:18 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:
look at that grin
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:33 |
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I heard she could suck start a Harley
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:47 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:be nice Gutter Phoenix posted:John Doe's finest moment:
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:48 |
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You forgot to mention pro wrestling hardcore icon Terry Funk was an important goon for tinker. He kept taking small parts in movies like this so he could keep his badly needed health insurance through the screen actors guild. The ranch he lives on is called the double cross ranch.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 19:03 |
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i thought you'd be... bigger
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 20:20 |
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This is my best friend's favorite movie. I asked him what I should name this bunny that lives in front of my house, and he said Dalton. There is no question you can ask him that he can't or won't answer with something Roadhouse related.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 20:49 |
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Vato posted:This is my best friend's favorite movie. I asked him what I should name this bunny that lives in front of my house, and he said Dalton. There is no question you can ask him that he can't or won't answer with something Roadhouse related. Does he know whether or not pain hurts? You should ask him.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:23 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:07 |
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Dalton and Karl from Die Hard proove that ballet dancers should play killing machines in action movies more often.
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 07:14 |