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bradzilla

Starbursts are taffy. Consider you world changed. :hai:

# ? Jul 22, 2019 02:55

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:41

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

whats taffy?

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 22, 2019 03:26

xcheopis

mailorder bees! posted:

whats taffy?

Not much, what's taffy with you?

# ? Jul 22, 2019 03:34

Finger Prince

What tho, if taffy is just a subtype of Starburst?

# ? Jul 22, 2019 03:39

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

xcheopis posted:

Not much, what's taffy with you?

lol

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 22, 2019 03:41

City of Glompton

are airheads taffy? they are a little gritty.

# ? Jul 22, 2019 05:09

redm

xcheopis posted:

Not much, what's taffy with you?

# ? Jul 22, 2019 06:13

TOOT BOOT

City of Glompton posted:

are airheads taffy? they are a little gritty.

thats cat poo not a brown airhead

# ? Jul 22, 2019 07:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

What else is taffy? What else is taffy with me?

# ? Jul 22, 2019 08:44

bradzilla

Get this: Laffy Taffy? It's taffy.

# ? Jul 22, 2019 11:22

super sweet best pal

Toffee is not taffy even though they sound similar. Nor is it coffee.

# ? Jul 22, 2019 11:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

bradzilla posted:

Get this: Laffy Taffy? It's taffy.

It never made me laugh.

Pop Rocks had me poppin' bottles with models, tho. Her name was Taffy

# ? Jul 22, 2019 15:22

alnilam

xcheopis posted:

Not much, what's taffy with you?

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# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:09

vanisher

Turns out the real taffy was the friends we made along the way

# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:24

vanisher

Mathematician: "my god its so simple"

# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:24

vanisher

Just realized star bursts dont burst or even resemble stars

# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:25

bradzilla

vanisher posted:

Just realized star bursts dont burst or even resemble stars

No...

# ? Jul 22, 2019 18:02

xcheopis

vanisher posted:

Just realized star bursts dont burst or even resemble stars

Point of Order: They are "fruit chews".

# ? Jul 22, 2019 18:17

Manifisto

xcheopis posted:

Point of Order: They are "fruit chews".

or even "opal fruits"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 22, 2019 18:34

vanisher

I used to think starburst candy didn't resemble stars or burst, but I couldn't have been more wrong. Starburst candy makes my face look radiant. I'm on the verge of tears. I don't really care anymore.

Starburst is a very popular candy made of coconut oil and vanilla bean but I have found it to be a poor choice for my skin. I'd recommend it for some sunburn and a few mild sunburn. Although, if you're sensitive to sun or if you're sensitive to the sun-blocking vitamin C canker root oil I don't think you'll like it very much to begin with.

It smells really strong. I feel kind of funny that I know what it smells like but I was hoping this might be one of those rare candies where I can actually taste the coconut oil and see exactly what it's talking about. When I opened up the bottle, my stomach fell forward and all I could think of was that it was terrible! It's definitely a "starburst" candy.

I got this with a sample size of 2-3 weeks ago, and I got it for free from Amazon for a test run. It's been one of my favorite candies in the past, so I was very excited to try it out. I got it in a clear pink box and I've had so much fun trying.

# ? Jul 22, 2019 18:41

vanisher

It makes you look like a star and throw up... It all makes sense

# ? Jul 22, 2019 18:42

Homo Simpson: by Smythe

Nothing funny about laffy taffy

# ? Jul 22, 2019 18:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Seriously, shouldn't coffee flavored cough drops be like, the ULTIMATE cough drop ever?

# ? Jul 23, 2019 03:50

google THIS

Can't wait to be "that guy" when I catch someone saying they don't like taffy while eating Starbursts.

Which I don't believe I've ever witnessed so I'm going to have to carry a pack of Starbursts around at all times and frequently strike up conversations about taffy, but the payoff will be so worth it.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:40

Twenty Four

Starburst is what they called it when they went really fast in spaceships in that show Farscape and I just don't see how that could be taffy?

# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:14

alnilam

Twenty Four posted:

Starburst is what they called it when they went really fast in spaceships in that show Farscape and I just don't see how that could be taffy?

Pilot: Prepare for immediate starburst!

*starburst candy rain down from the ceiling, also for some reason there are sparks flying everywhere and it's in slow motion*

Rygel: what the yotz kind of food cube is this? *eats one* pretty good though

D'argo: you would eat the dren off a plemordian gripworm

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# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:21

Twenty Four

alnilam posted:

Pilot: Prepare for immediate starburst!

*starburst candy rain down from the ceiling, also for some reason there are sparks flying everywhere and it's in slow motion*

Rygel: what the yotz kind of food cube is this? *eats one* pretty good though

D'argo: you would eat the dren off a plemordian gripworm

lol

# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

alnilam posted:

Pilot: Prepare for immediate starburst!

*starburst candy rain down from the ceiling, also for some reason there are sparks flying everywhere and it's in slow motion*

Rygel: what the yotz kind of food cube is this? *eats one* pretty good though

D'argo: you would eat the dren off a plemordian gripworm

Farscape: sex muppets in space

# ? Jul 24, 2019 00:10

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

Pilot: Prepare for immediate starburst!

*starburst candy rain down from the ceiling, also for some reason there are sparks flying everywhere and it's in slow motion*

Rygel: what the yotz kind of food cube is this? *eats one* pretty good though

D'argo: you would eat the dren off a plemordian gripworm

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# ? Jul 24, 2019 00:41

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Splatmaster posted:

It never made me laugh.

It's made with imitation laughter, that's why they have to spell it with two f's.

# ? Jul 24, 2019 07:25

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's made with imitation laughter, that's why they have to spell it with two f's.

# ? Jul 24, 2019 08:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:41

bradzilla

alnilam posted:

Pilot: Prepare for immediate starburst!

*starburst candy rain down from the ceiling, also for some reason there are sparks flying everywhere and it's in slow motion*

Rygel: what the yotz kind of food cube is this? *eats one* pretty good though

D'argo: you would eat the dren off a plemordian gripworm

# ? Jul 24, 2019 12:32

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