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ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

NoneMoreNegative posted:

u are an Afghan Hound hth

I sometimes miss my long luxury locks but it’s a young mans game as far as I’m concerned; when your hair in a ponytail used to be two thumbs thick and slowly went to one thumb thick it’s time to bail before you become one of those old dudes with a pencil-thick ponytail.

Everybody's hair kinda thins after age, like, 40, regardless of gender. If women can make it work then I don't see why men wouldn't be able to as well.

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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Captain Foo posted:

stop loving posting in yospos

I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017

Silver Alicorn posted:

ive got long beautiful hair but i've also had gray hairs since childhood. what does this mean?

It means your dna is dying and your parents (probs unintentionally) fed u a poo poo diet.
Follow this guide if u want to be healthy: https://fastlifehacks.com/dr-rhonda-patrick-diet-and-exercise/

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




matti posted:



its really hot outside!

it’s cold down here so put some god drat clothes on son

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I HAVE GOUT posted:

It means your dna is dying and your parents (probs unintentionally) fed u a poo poo diet.
Follow this guide if u want to be healthy: https://fastlifehacks.com/dr-rhonda-patrick-diet-and-exercise/

is this serious it reads like flat earth poo poo

pram
Jun 10, 2001

I HAVE GOUT posted:

It means your dna is dying and your parents (probs unintentionally) fed u a poo poo diet.
Follow this guide if u want to be healthy: https://fastlifehacks.com/dr-rhonda-patrick-diet-and-exercise/

“nutrigenomic”

just lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
galactivate

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I HAVE GOUT posted:

It means your dna is dying and your parents (probs unintentionally) fed u a poo poo diet.
Follow this guide if u want to be healthy: https://fastlifehacks.com/dr-rhonda-patrick-diet-and-exercise/

YOU HAVE BRAIN WORMS

pram
Jun 10, 2001
The cost of processing your report is $10, but for Patreon subscribers of $10 or more, it’s free.

this is a literal grift

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

make sure to get your daily allotment of colloidal silver

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I always get a basic buzzcut but my weird hair thing is I really don't like to be touched so I keep going to Walmarts and other places with lovely salons people hate working at bc that way they're less inclined to make cutesy smalltalk.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I always get a basic buzzcut but my weird hair thing is I really don't like to be touched so I keep going to Walmarts and other places with lovely salons people hate working at bc that way they're less inclined to make cutesy smalltalk.

i get my patrick swayze coif trimmed up by a gal with big hair, big bosoms, big eyelashes, big everything. she massages my scalp and calls me 'hon and we could do cutesy smalltalk all afternoon for all i care

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

*shudders*

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Also:

https://twitter.com/wurp/status/1089331436958683137?s=19

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
excellent

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

“nutrigenomic”

just lol

there’s probably something to be said about not every single human, regardless of geographically adapted legacy DNA, having exactly the same dietary requirements, but it’s hard to imagine this chick having the secret

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

i get my patrick swayze coif trimmed up by a gal with big hair, big bosoms, big eyelashes, big everything. she massages my scalp and calls me 'hon and we could do cutesy smalltalk all afternoon for all i care

😍

I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017
im fit/healthy bc i eat that diet

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
If you see a buff as f*ck dude on a bmx bike with a rodtronics shirt riding around DC say hi to me you pussies.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

hmm idk, why should we trust “I HAVE GOUT” for health advice?

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

I follow the stymie diet and weigh 3 apples

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

Good job bumping this thread to tell me to stop posting you enormous moron.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



I HAVE GOUT posted:

It means your dna is dying and your parents (probs unintentionally) fed u a poo poo diet.
Follow this guide if u want to be healthy: https://fastlifehacks.com/dr-rhonda-patrick-diet-and-exercise/

pram
Jun 10, 2001
you must drink a liter of this health gruel a day or else your dna will die

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

coke
Jul 12, 2009

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




gross

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ick

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rear end posted:

I'm all ears.

I guess that's a style but you could've just posted the pic

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ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

The Alt Right Deluxe.

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