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Bacon Taco posted:I learned not to have a glass of wine 4 hours after having half a lorazepam. It is a good thing to learn in the sense that I don't want to be this queasy again Not today, but many years ago I learned to never ever ever do we'd while on wellbutrin and I think it bears repeating. *shudder* |
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I learned that the actor Sam Neill has a vinyard/farm and that his twitter is full of lovely things like: https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1146629936666431488 https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1142281862145925123 https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1142569217847250944
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Jurassic Pond Uneventful Horizon |
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i learnt that hans-gunnar liljenwall was stripped of an olympic medal for illicit use of alcohol which would make things harder rather than easier IMO
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also he was a modern pentathlete so he could both shoot a pistol and ride a horse to a world class level this guy was badass
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i want sam neil to pat me on the shoulder and tell me it's going to be okay as we take a misty walk through his vineyards. "oh! some of these grapes are rotten!" i'd say in distress, he'd just chuckle. "that's the royal mold." he'd say in his rich baritone. "that releases water to make a sweeter wine. there's a use for all things in God's kingdom, even a wet butt having joke rear end motherfucker like yourself." crimes |
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Bacon Taco posted:Uneventful Horizon
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:wet butt having joke rear end motherfucker So there's that thing in MMO's where you can put a title under your character and it's like <Bringer of the Dawn> or <Tireless Warrior>... well I want <wet butt having joke rear end motherfucker>
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Jolo posted:So there's that thing in MMO's where you can put a title under your character and it's like <Bringer of the Dawn> or <Tireless Warrior>... well I want <wet butt having joke rear end motherfucker> facebook lets u do that with the pronunciation guide. mine is something like "bubblegum commander." crimes |
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cda posted:mop, map, and napkin are all from the same latin root Makes sense. Root, bark, leaves, whatever, you gotta make that stuff from something, and why not from there?
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today I learned that the movie Boss Baby was based on a children's book named The Boss Baby
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cda posted:today I learned that the movie Boss Baby was based on a children's book named The Boss Baby *hits backspace on his post about how i learned today the movies boss baby was based on a children's cologne of the same name* haha me too
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Think Boss Baby was an original idea? Think a bunch of movie types were sitting around one day, talking about babies, and one of them said "You ever think about how a baby is kind of the boss of a house?" and the other movie types were like, "never thought about it, but now you mention it, it's just like that. The baby is the boss, he yells at the other family members, who are the workers. They don't understand why he's doing it, and he has reasons they can never understand. But they're not slaves. They get paid, in love"? You think that's what happened, you cretin? You absolute clod? You loving waste? No. Movie types could never come up with a complex idea like that. Movie types say things like "Let's make a movie called Dick about a guy named Dick who switches places with his own dick, so his dick is making all the decisions for him, and meanwhile, he's making all the decisions for his dick." They can't imagine a genius extended metaphor like Boss Baby.
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cda posted:Think Boss Baby was an original idea? Think a bunch of movie types were sitting around one day, talking about babies, and one of them said "You ever think about how a baby is kind of the boss of a house?" and the other movie types were like, "never thought about it, but now you mention it, it's just like that. The baby is the boss, he yells at the other family members, who are the workers. They don't understand why he's doing it, and he has reasons they can never understand. But they're not slaves. They get paid, in love"? You think that's what happened, you cretin? You absolute clod? You loving waste? No. Movie types could never come up with a complex idea like that. Movie types say things like "Let's make a movie called Dick about a guy named Dick who switches places with his own dick, so his dick is making all the decisions for him, and meanwhile, he's making all the decisions for his dick." They can't imagine a genius extended metaphor like Boss Baby. on the seventh day god made baby and pronouncst that he's the baby, thous must lovest him
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do you guys know about flying lemurs? my friend in myanmar told me about them and they are these, but real: i am still not done being super jazzed about these guys. i have never wanted to travel to anywhere but the ukraine and scottland but now dang, gotta get me to myanmar
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guys, guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys ...the flunkey monkey XD
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Alan 00X posted:I learned how to not be bitter mmmm
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Alan 00X posted:I learned how to not be bitter I stay bitter and tell people I'm much like quinine; good for you but best taken with a hearty shot of gin. |
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Alan 00X posted:I am loved so much. I am cherished, but I don't deserve it. You do deserve it, yobber friend! |
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Alan 00X posted:I am loved so much. I am cherished, but I don't deserve it.
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hi friends i wrote this article for deadspin and the website collapsed the same day it posted so everyone on twitter accused me of being a scab and i was hoping y'all could say something nice about it: https://deadspin.com/my-life-as-a-minor-league-baseball-clown-1838896213 today i learned that my kitten doesn't hate me, loves pets, and was only shy. just needed time to adjust. crimes |
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i appreciate u and your words phiz
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:hi friends i wrote this article for deadspin and the website collapsed the same day it posted so everyone on twitter accused me of being a scab and i was hoping y'all could say something nice about it: https://deadspin.com/my-life-as-a-minor-league-baseball-clown-1838896213 I enjoyed this a lot, ty
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i hope they call me back next summer cuz it was way easier than being a dad. i hope the team is still okay once the big lovely stadium gets built.
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