ITT we work in IT and just said "It's been pretty quiet"

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Vegetable posted:

Congrats on being a modern day janitor

computer janitoring pays good

# ? Aug 2, 2019 12:16

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Good Ol Filbert: Jun 10, 2019

bradzilla posted:

computer janitoring pays good

Do you get to take old scrums home to eat?

# ? Aug 2, 2019 12:21

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

Man... I sure love World Of Warcraft in 2019, I've been playing it since I was 5.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:35

TheMaskedUgly: Sep 21, 2008; Let's play a different game.

Thesaurus posted:

What are "tickets" anyways? Is it something you win and can redeem for prizes?

It's how they assign the voluntary redundancy pool; the more tickets you collect, the more chances you have to get redundinanted

# ? Aug 2, 2019 17:13

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

*Is super anti-union Libertarian and gets treated like poo poo*

# ? Aug 2, 2019 17:46

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Nooner posted:

I just transferred to IT today is my second day (:

nooooooo

# ? Aug 2, 2019 19:20

ASenileAnimal: Dec 21, 2017

HELP MY COMPUTER WONT TURN ON IVE BEEN PRESSING THE DELL LOGO BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING

# ? Aug 2, 2019 19:40

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I'm about to go home for the week and I haven't had a single conversation with a coworker since Monday

# ? Aug 2, 2019 19:40

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

That's fuckin bs he shoulda sued. Stuff in the garbage is public property.

loving Ricky over here

# ? Aug 2, 2019 19:43

MustardFacial: Jun 20, 2011; George Russel's
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Big Beef City posted:

I know this is a joke, but I worked with a woman who had the appropriate admin rights, went into UaC and just...hit delete. Like on a domain level.
Sure there was a backup and stuff and the changes could be reverted but yeah, no, she just did the thing that you would never think of doing. It happened twice.

I'm not kidding. Yes she was fired but not for this, actually.

I mean you'd think that there would be MORE gigantic flags within AD saying "please don't delete/are you sure you want to delete" this entire domain container kind of thing? But you know what? There isn't.
So well IT people are idiot fucks just like everyone.

e: this was for a giant corp, too. Not some mom and pop place. Just some rando IT worker waltzing in and blitzing the corporate AD structure for no reason.

This is why AD Recycle Bin is a thing.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 21:50

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

*asks client to confirm the ethernet cable is plugged in several times before placing service call*

Service call notes: Ethernet cable was unplugged. Device now operating normally. :murder:

# ? Aug 6, 2019 14:39

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inbox -> Monitoring (9484847929937 unread)

Well poo poo

# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:57

kzin602: May 14, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Icochet posted:

Taking poo poo from work isnt really stealing.

You can only steal from a person or living creature, you cannot steal from a thing.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 21:34

Tijuana-A-Go-Go: Aug 2, 2019; Doggles Aficionado

�Why aren�t the phones ringing? The lines must be down!�

�The phones are working, it�s just quiet�

�But there�s no tickets coming in either!�

*panic*

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JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

bradzilla posted:

*asks client to confirm the ethernet cable is plugged in several times before placing service call*

Service call notes: Ethernet cable was unplugged. Device now operating normally.

You did not specify to check both ends of the cable :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 6, 2019 22:23

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