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The Man With The Golden Bong
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Aug 3, 2019 09:59
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Bond: What's the magazine capacity? Q: 69 Bomd: Nice
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High Another Way where Bond is abandoned by MJ-6 and left in the field and forced to sober up in a north korean prison camp which gives him the skills and resourcefulness to get blazed in never before seen ways. This culminates in a sequence regarded as so silly by fans they had to reboot the franchise wherin bond parasails on ice floes in order to use a space satellite laser to light pot that has been frozen in antarctic ice for millions of years
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Aug 3, 2019 11:48
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Jame Bond huffs a huge bong and sparks a spleef of the finest stickyest of the icky, hashish and sweet leaf. He tokes a reefer and smokes drug with considerable expertise, much like my good self
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Aug 3, 2019 11:55
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Bond does an incredible corkscrew jump in a car but instead of a slidewhistle playing over it its a single majestic fart
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Chrpno posted:Jame Bond huffs a huge bong and sparks a spleef of the finest stickyest of the icky, hashish and sweet leaf. He tokes a reefer and smokes drug with considerable expertise, much like my good self Q: Bong, quit fooling around! James Bong: Hahaha I'm so high! *whoops like Curly*
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Ernst Dablo Blowfeldt
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Aug 4, 2019 16:49
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Bond is late to all the cool poker games because he can't get his bowtie tied.
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Aug 4, 2019 16:50
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That scene in Casino Royale where he swerves to miss the woman in the road, except he does it five times on the way over because he keeps thinking garbage in the road is a woman. Also he is driving 40mph on the autobahn and instead of flipping the car over he's just coming to a slow stop 70 feet away from the obstruction.
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Aug 4, 2019 16:53
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*Squints at Oddjob* "Come on, dude, no Oddjob. It's like cheating."
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aston martin doobie5
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Wall Balls posted:aston martin doobie5 car chase at 15 mph Bond girl: They're right on our tail, we have to get rid of them *Bond pushes button labeled "smoke screen"* *a giant blunt pops out of the tailpipe a la History of the World Part 1*
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Gas Another Thread
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The Man With The Golden Bong
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In the Alps James Bong is pursued by a group of Russian agents on snowboards. James does some gnarly grabs and spins down the mountain. He throws several lit blunts into the air and they land into his pursuers mouths. They are instantly too stoned too continue and fall into the snow. One Russian is still on his tail, so Bong lets out a burrito fart so loud it starts an avalanche. The snow swallows the Russian, but now Bong must outrun the avalanche as well. Bong, approaching the edge of a cliff turns to the camera and takes a final toke of his massive spliff before launching off the edge of the edge thousands of feet up. He free falls several tense seconds before pulling the chord on his parachute. It opens and catches the wind, adorned in the colors of the Jamaican flag. “THE SPY WHO BOOFED ME”
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Aug 5, 2019 18:04
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Oddjay? That's a strange name for a henchman.
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Aug 5, 2019 18:11
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This is weed, Mr Bong. All my life, I have been in love with its color, its brilliance, its divine heaviness. I welcome any enterprise that will increase my stock, which is considerable. She died of suffocation. It’s been known to happen to hotboxers. It’s all right as long as you crack the window open a bit. - Yes, well, I’ve worked out a few statistics of my own. A billion dollars in pure weed weighs 500 tons. Sixty men would take twelve days to roll it into, uh. Hold on. 500 tons. How many men did we say, again? Nevermind, at most, you’re going to have two hours before the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines move in and make you put it back. - Who mentioned anything about removing it? - You plan to break into the world’s largest stash, but not to steal anything. Why?
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Aug 5, 2019 18:24
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P good thread, getting laughs.
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Aug 5, 2019 18:30
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The Man With the Golden Bong: Well, Mr. Bond, I congratulate you for infiltrating my volcano base. You'll have a front row seat as I transform it into the largest bong in history and hotbox the entire planet. The leaders of the world will bow down to me, because I'll be the only one in the world with the food they need for the "munchies". They'll pay anything I want to keep their people from rioting. And all I want... is EVERYTHING! Bond: Oh poo poo do you have pork rinds here? Oh man I can fuckin' smell 'em, dude don't be stingy with those.
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Aug 5, 2019 18:31
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“Maui Wowie. Vape-pen, not rolled.”
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Aug 5, 2019 18:54
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You Only Live Twice but with Seth Rogen as James Bonged. Q : [Showing Bonged the improvements to little Nellie, his one-man, open-air, helicopter] Right. Now, pay attention. Two machine guns, fixed. James Bonged : HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH Q : A hundred yards when using incendiaries and high explosives. Two rocket launchers. Forward-firing on either side. Bonged : HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH Q : Now, these fire heat-seeking air-to-air missiles - sixty a minute. Bonged : HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH Q : Flame guns. Two of them. Firing astern. Bonged : HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH Q : Eighty yards. Two smoke ejectors next door to them. Aerial mines. Now, remember, use them only when directly above target. That's about the lot, I think. You know the rest, don't you? Bonged : HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...smoke...HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH Dell_Zincht fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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Every movie is gonna end with the Q lab scene. Q: hit some of this new poo poo. B: woah *Pizza delivery driver works for the Russians, infiltrates MI6* Q: bro hit this Driver: what even is property, you know?
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Aug 5, 2019 20:03
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Bongs customized Ashton Blunton makes a daring escape through scenic European countryside roads from pursuers at a whopping rate of 28 miles per hour, hugging the shoulder. His passenger, a man he's recently captured and blazed into submission is fiddling with the weird rear end controls. "Dude what even IS all this poo poo?! haha goddamn" "I don't fuckin know" declares Bong, cranking up 'Comfortably Numb' on the radio as the rear steel deflector panel slowly raises and lowers, further confusing his already high as poo poo pursuers. Several miles down the road, the car rolls to a comfortable stop between two spots at a service station "for supplies". "Now...don't try anything...funny" says Bong as both men double-over. Bong leaves the car a bit shakily and carefully wipes himself off, pauses to check his companion as the man activates the ejector seat.
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James Bong: How will I recognize him? Andrea Anders: Tall, slim and dark. James Bong: So is my aunt. Anything specific? Andrea Anders: Yes, but.. how can I... He's not like other people... he has three... (points to her chest) James Bong: (snickers) whaaa? dudes got 3 titties?! (busts up laughin)
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Have you ever saved the world... on weed??
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*takes a bong rip* Holy poo poo... you're Ned Stark!
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Aug 5, 2019 21:25
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Bong and the crazy BDSM lady from golden eye are about to fight but he sticks a blunt in her mouth and they just cuddle in bed and watch cartoons instead.
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Grant DaNasty posted:Have you ever saved the world... on weed?? The weed is not enough
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The Man with the Golden Triangle Connection.
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Inside Job squints at you from across the room. In a flash, he throws something from his hat across the room. Boom. Big fat Rizla in your mouth, already lit.
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Aug 5, 2019 22:42
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Robokomodo posted:The Man with the Golden Triangle Connection. Quarter-ounce of Solace
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Robokomodo posted:The Man with the Golden Triangle Connection. Quarter-ounce of Solace
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*It's the car jump scene from man with a golden gun but the car is hotboxed and the screeching southern dude is chilled out af* "hell yeah that poo poo was dope as gently caress my man"
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Nobody Dabs it Better
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1redflag posted:“Maui Wowie. Vape-pen, not rolled.”
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When Jaws gets really high he bites things more emphatically. He is not to be trusted with your paraphenalia.
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Mnoba posted:Thunder8ball Wow. It was there all the time. Bravo
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