|
Has anyone said sucks to your assmar yet?
|
#
?
Aug 3, 2019 13:33
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 22:32 |
|
|
Oh so it's all the noises that make me want to loving kill people, thanks
|
|
#
?
Aug 4, 2019 16:23
|
|
|
I hate that fuckin' beer commercial.
|
|
#
?
Aug 4, 2019 19:10
|
|
|
Joe Mama Poonana posted:speaking of ASMR i found some ASMR metal the other day lol you probably listen to this poo poo and enjoy it
|
|
#
?
Aug 4, 2019 19:38
|
|
|
Man Launching Snot Rockets Compilation FLAC
|
|
#
?
Aug 4, 2019 20:01
|
|
|
Please narrate yourself stepping on my balls in high heels in a whisper too close to your overloaded mic. It’s the only thing that works anymore.
|
|
#
?
Aug 4, 2019 20:13
|
|
|
I believe it has been scientifically established that ASMR is just porn for weirdos. As such, I believe it is only a matter of time, if it hasn't happened already, that there will be ASMR videos of sex noises. I don't mean moans but the mechanical noises of squishy bits rubbing against each other. Imagine something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTZzfdDfsuQ but it's a porn and the sounds will be all squish squish squeak sluuurp squish squish queef coughcough squish biff clang biong GASHPLUTZGA shqwuurrp blip blop As a historian I am not in the least interested in porn, but I would have to force myself to watch these videos in the interest of furthering human progress.
|
|
#
?
Aug 4, 2019 21:04
|
|
|
Mooey Cow posted:I believe it has been scientifically established that ASMR is just porn for weirdos. As such, I believe it is only a matter of time, if it hasn't happened already, that there will be ASMR videos of sex noises. I don't mean moans but the mechanical noises of squishy bits rubbing against each other. Foley artists everywhere wake up with erections without quite knowing why. This is the moment they've all been waiting for.
|
|
#
?
Aug 4, 2019 21:12
|
|
|
Apple noooo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0hk9CHr1d0
|
|
#
?
Aug 7, 2019 18:04
|
|
|
Who is the person that listens to that wood shop video and feels satisfaction? It’s one step above nails on a chalkboard.
|
|
#
?
Aug 7, 2019 22:06
|
|
|
A cockroach rubbing its legs together mic'd up asmr
|
|
#
?
Aug 7, 2019 22:13
|
|
|
Pug Rodeo posted:Who is the person that listens to that wood shop video and feels satisfaction? It’s one step above nails on a chalkboard. This. All of these sounds are completely infuriating to me, and so is the idea that anyone would want to hear them. I had to google ASMR to figure out what and why the gently caress, and it just made me angrier
|
|
#
?
Aug 7, 2019 22:32
|
|
|
asmr makes me feel DEEPLY uncomfortable
|
|
#
?
Aug 7, 2019 22:37
|
|
|
gbs but from 2004 posted:asmr makes me feel DEEPLY uncomfortable Yeah, I feel like you gotta have ASMRGRS to enjoy it
|
|
#
?
Aug 7, 2019 22:38
|
|
|
gbs but from 2004 posted:asmr makes me feel DEEPLY uncomfortable Same, but now I'm wondering if there isn't some meta-ASMR thing for people getting uncomfortable with regular ASMR.
|
|
#
?
Aug 8, 2019 00:22
|
|
|
When the ASMR fad started I gave it a shot, but I don't hear as well as I'd like, so the whispering was obnoxious, and the girls were obliviously pandering to a certain demographic. I saw one where some guy was assembling a little light with a quartz in it? And that was pretty cool, I guess. I zoned out watching it while drunk and it auto-played another one by the same guy where he was talking about his pocket knives, and I was like: "okay, this is my jam." But then the next video was him doing one of those exam things and I was like "that's too much internet for now" and passed out.
|
|
#
?
Aug 8, 2019 00:30
|
|
|
whispering makes me want to kill myself i hate the sound except for when naked girls od it male asmr is always really bad, dudes are notoriously bad at being sexy via purely audio. there was an asmr video i was trying to have fun with but the dude was british and sounded insane b/c he was making up non-words then like lightly smacking his lips or whatever. it was incredibly distracting unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Aug 8, 2019 |
|
#
?
Aug 8, 2019 00:41
|
|
|
unpleasantly turgid posted:whispering makes me want to kill myself i hate the sound I got a deep husky voice that's sexy af (it makes my partner shiver if I say stuff into their ear) so I'm contesting your disgusting nasty opinion and I really hate you so I'm going to hit my fists into the floor and scream how angry I am.
|
|
#
?
Aug 8, 2019 00:59
|
|
|
SOUND THAT STRAWS MAKE WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR DRINK 10 HOURS NO REPEATS 60 FPS
|
|
#
?
Aug 8, 2019 21:37
|
|
|
The Breakfast Sampler posted:old guy eating chicken sandwich Murder on the menu
|
|
#
?
Aug 8, 2019 22:52
|
|
|
Assmar owns and feels good especially if you have tinnitus.
|
|
#
?
Aug 8, 2019 22:57
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 22:32 |
|
|
numberoneposter posted:SOUND THAT STRAWS MAKE WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR DRINK 10 HOURS NO REPEATS 60 FPS Throw in the sound a straw makes sliding in and out of the plastic lid hole on a fountain drink and I might reach nirvana.
|
|
#
?
Aug 9, 2019 05:31
|
|