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dr.acula posted:What about spam texts? Is there any danger in replying with pictures of my diarrhea? If you do this and include the word yes they'll register for health insurance in your name and buy viagra with your money! !!
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:05 |
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You're lucky OP, I get multiple spam messages in my inbox every day, and the weird thing is, half of them are stupidly lazy "Re: Free money click HERE [random jumble of letters and numbers]" kinda poo poo that I'd think would be the most basic "this is a spam" examples you'd use on day 1 of training your filter. The other half are vaguely more legit, from either "real" or real-sounding companies, but usually just have the entire message as a graphic that links to Extremely Suspicious Site Dot Com, e.g.:
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 18:43 |
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etkolev@mail.bg posted:
Loved explaining to people at work that no one is actually coming to cut their ears off.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:57 |
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Xaintrailles posted:Loved explaining to people at work that no one is actually coming to cut their ears off. When did you receive it? He might still be coming for your ears bro
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:00 |
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Xaintrailles posted:Loved explaining to people at work that no one is actually coming to cut their ears off. Imagine four lives at the edge of a cliff.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:05 |
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It was a year ago. I can finally take this helmet off. The best part is that the bit about a successful business was the biggest spam giveaway.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:07 |
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Xaintrailles posted:It was a year ago. I can finally take this helmet off. This guy is serious, he knows that your cutted ears are worth 30,000 british pounds and left his bitcoin address for you as you think about your life and you family while afraid of every rustle, walk around looking and thinking that you are being persecuted!
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Uc-cztsJo These are both very relevant and pretty great.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:27 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:i dont want any big idiots like the GBS crowd to follow any no-no links or emails. But I've also been pretty lazy with it so be careful out there Literally anyone with an email address already gets these
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 02:29 |
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I drive a BBW posted:I am well aware imgay42069 is one of your passphrases. Lets get right to purpose. Not one person has paid me to check about you. You don't know me and you are probably wondering why you are getting this e-mail? drat those spying and prying pixels.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 05:03 |
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A pixel is markering slang for a single pixel image that is transparent that you have a script create one per email you send you. Then since it's on your server and unique if anyone loads that image the email was read. This is why most email clients don't load images by default.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 11:12 |
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ElectricSheep posted:first you need to know that I think your search history is very interesting! What would your family say I wonder if you appeared in a video of masturbation? You have 48 hours to respond with the transmission of $500 transferrable in Bitcoin to my account and this is your LAST CHANCE Finally, My masterpiece will be seen
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:33 |
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My goon friend
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 17:03 |
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i watch over an email that is publicly shared and advertised, have some great spam
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 17:50 |
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I feel like the two subject lines there are linked together somehow....
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:54 |
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pixaal posted:A pixel is markering slang for a single pixel image that is transparent that you have a script create one per email you send you. Oh really forum's poster PIXAAL???
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 21:35 |
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pixaal posted:A pixel is markering slang for a single pixel image that is transparent that you have a script create one per email you send you. And as this spam guy uses SPECIAL pixels, I guess I'm kinda hosed.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 03:43 |
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In regards to that lovely ad up right now.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 01:14 |
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I sure got a lot of women that want to show me their privates.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 21:58 |
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The main one I keep seeing come back is one from apple about my invoice or verifying a charge, with the email having a red ! With an attachment. They get auto deleted after a few hours but it keeps coming back in variations. I didn't start seeing these until around the same time my coworkers at my last job started targeting me thanks to a nasty gossip of a bully
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 22:25 |
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I used to get penis enlargement pills spam. That has stopped. Apparently word of my giant penis has spread far enough. 😎
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 11:12 |
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Tarquinn posted:I used to get penis enlargement pills spam. The word was he is a giant dick. The meaning just got kinda lost in translation.
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 11:18 |
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Yes, I remember them I'm not even American
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 11:40 |
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A couple of years ago, there were a couple of months during which the majority of my spam was trying to sell me one of two things: lemon trees or replacement windows. I still don't know how either would make my penis bigger, though.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:43 |
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markovmodelcitizen posted:A couple of years ago, there were a couple of months during which the majority of my spam was trying to sell me one of two things: lemon trees or replacement windows. You'll need the replacement windows after the lemon stealing whores break in.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:45 |
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HOW DO THEY KNOW I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!?
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:48 |
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:55 |
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Remember Sam Esmail?
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 20:02 |
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i don't op, but my 10 closest friends who protected me from a life of virginity sure do
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 20:10 |
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markovmodelcitizen posted:A couple of years ago, there were a couple of months during which the majority of my spam was trying to sell me one of two things: lemon trees or replacement windows. Well you use the tree to throw a lemon party. The windows is likely a typo of widows, which should be self explanatory.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 19:19 |
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Subject: Attn, Pls
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 14:23 |
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Combining the subjects of the spam I received today, it almost reads like song lyrics: Hey, it seems to me you do not mind good company? can we schedule an appointment for the weekend? i don't know where i am Let's get a little closer tonight Can you meet me at the weekend?
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